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David goes on the run from Saul! Ducking his attempts to capture him and living life as a fugitive. Just like that Harrison Ford movie. What was it called? Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull?
Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, forgiving David for the wrong doing he didn't do and let's him go.
Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, forgiving David for the wrong doing he didn't do and let's him go.
See how annoying it is when stories repeat?
Also, Samuel dies. Like the guy who the book is named after. But let's not dwell on that.
And Lindsay insists that women are not fruit. Josh is dubious.

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अध्यायों

1. Intro (00:00:00)

2. Previously on BSFA (00:05:09)

3. Bread Makes You Mad? (00:07:29)

4. All Doegs Go to Heaven (00:21:05)

5. A Shitty Way to Die (00:30:02)

6. Love Octahedron (00:40:21)

7. But I Thought We Already-- Nevermind, Whatever (00:51:32)

8. Outro (01:00:48)

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David goes on the run from Saul! Ducking his attempts to capture him and living life as a fugitive. Just like that Harrison Ford movie. What was it called? Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull?
Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, forgiving David for the wrong doing he didn't do and let's him go.
Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, forgiving David for the wrong doing he didn't do and let's him go.
See how annoying it is when stories repeat?
Also, Samuel dies. Like the guy who the book is named after. But let's not dwell on that.
And Lindsay insists that women are not fruit. Josh is dubious.

Send us a text

Support the show

Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/bibleatheists
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists
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अध्यायों

1. Intro (00:00:00)

2. Previously on BSFA (00:05:09)

3. Bread Makes You Mad? (00:07:29)

4. All Doegs Go to Heaven (00:21:05)

5. A Shitty Way to Die (00:30:02)

6. Love Octahedron (00:40:21)

7. But I Thought We Already-- Nevermind, Whatever (00:51:32)

8. Outro (01:00:48)

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