Some People’s Mouths Are Louder Than Others

Tales of The Nether Regions

What position do you like the best? Whether it’s upside down, side to side, girl on top, or hanging from the roof with a triple reverse cowgirl, Annie and Jess have a lot to say on the subject. This week they talk about what positions they like the most, their favorite toys and which ones hit the hardest, and which ones are great for those lazy days. They also discuss playing with balls and the most romantic thing a couple can do - farting for the first time together.

In This Episode You’ll Hear About:

• If you are like Annie and Jess, you lose your sh*t when food things go wrong!
• If the sound of someone eating and chewing makes you want to punch them in the throat, you aren’t alone.
• Balls. Do you love them and have fun playing with them, or just want to ignore and let them dangle on their own? If you are open to it, Annie and Jess give some great ball playing advice.
• Food on the body, yes or no?
• Is Nutella really just for waffles, or can you smear it on the breasts too?
• Speaking of smears, Annie and Jess will have an episode soon on reacting to the results of a not so great smear test.
• Great positions for even the most lazy of us.
• Which positions and toys will make the neighbors jealous you will be screaming so loud!
• Are you a reverse, cowgirl, or missionary type of person? The best positions are the ones that make you feel great, no judgement.
• Shower sex, blindfolds, choking, and hair pulling. How really good are they?
• Everyone remembers their earth shattering first fart with their one true love.

Quote:

• “I never know if I want to be on top of them or if they want to be on top of me.”
• “My nipples are like a tasty bacon sandwich.”
• “I taste like a dirty penny.”
• “I’m adventurous, but I’m also...not.”
• “I can’t stand the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the throat!”

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Annie - @annienorrispole | Jessica - @jessicadeebank

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