I Love The Smell of Me

Tales of The Nether Regions

Jess recaps her trip to the beach, and Annie hosts a gorgeous party featuring vegan scones and pastries for the normies. Then, they dive into the topic of the week — flicking the bean. Annie and Jess open up about all things masturbation: what turns them on, what they use, what do men think works but really doesn’t, how often they do it, and how to get more confident with pleasuring yourself in the bedroom. What is your routine?!

In This Episode You’ll Hear About:

• Sometimes a back scratch or massage should really be just that. Especially late at night when everyone is comfy and ready to drift to sleep.
• Kissing after oral sex? If it’s good enough for us to be down there, it should be good enough for a kiss after.
• How would you react if you caught your partner sniffing your pants?
• How Jess’s creaking eye triggers Annie’s misophonia.
• Masturbation — how often Annie and Jess do it, how long it takes, and what they watch.
• How to take pressure and expectations off of yourself when masturbating.
• What toys Annie and Jess use, and why they believe reality is often so much better than fantasy or porn.

Quote:

• “What I hate MOST in the world is forcing my head down towards your penis.”
• “Jess, the more I get to know you, the more I think we should be a couple.”
• “It is disgusting, and an eye shouldn’t make that sound.”

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Annie - @annienorrispole | Jessica - @jessicadeebank

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