Date 83 - Right Size For the Job

Monster Crush

Does size matter? Is bigger always better? These are the tough questions we tackle here at Monster Crush. With that in mind we explore two ends of the size spectrum with the diminutive forest spirit of the Congo, The Eloko, and the sizable but probably-internet-bs mountain monster, the Bergkonge. While these two vary greatly in size they share surprisingly a lot in common. Most importantly, they want you in their mouths!

Featuring: Does size actually matter? - A new game: Bigger Or Smaller! - Charizard is a short king - what’s 50 feet between friends - three new genders: violent, feral, cannibalistic - when the moral to the story doesn’t match up - classical music bops - sexy scorpion/lizards - made up monsters are valid - we pay tribute to the cast of The Mummy - Derek’s metric conversion woes - AND MORE

CW: brief mention of tragic event (Titanic), brief discussion of allergies (grass allergies), mentions of cannibalistic monsters throughout, magical mind control, folkloric racism towards Romani peoples - allusion to kidnapping and possible SA, and discussion of being devoured

We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.