Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?

The podcast which you are about to listen to is the account of two friends lost in the aisles of nostalgia's video store. It is all the more tragic that they could not consume enough coffee or booze to survive unscathed. But had they chosen to do something else with their lives, they would have continued to argue about something else anyway. The movies of their day to day lives were to lead to one of the most absurd podcasts in the annals of American History. Video Vampires.

The Tragically Absurd Show is a monument to mediocrity and frustration. We have lofty goals but we get tired easily. Here's what we know though: we will tickle both your fancy and your ear holes, we will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. We aim to get you to ask questions of the world around you while at the same time making fun of it, nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

Works written and produced by Soren Narnia. The text of these stories is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike CC BY-NC-SA. Email: songofsadbirds@aol.com -- When I was in the fourth grade, my teacher asked me to sit next to a handicapped kid named Sean and help him along a little if I could. It wasn't easy, because he was quite slow, but I tried. When Sean got especially excited about something, or if he was told he had done something well, he would smile and s ...

Welcome to True Crime Favorite, the ultimate podcast for every true crime enthusiast. Dive deep into the most chilling and intriguing criminal cases from around the world. Each episode is meticulously researched and narrated to bring you the dark and mysterious stories that have captivated audiences for years. From infamous serial killers and unsolved mysteries to shocking kidnappings and high-profile court cases, True Crime Favorite covers it all. Whether you’re a seasoned true crime fan or ...