A most proessional start. Jack reads for Golden Luck restaurant. Brian's lemonade/shellac stand. Octavius, the foster child. Humanitarian aid. Jack reads for Hershey's. Listing a home for sale. Afghan pre-nup. Jack reads for The Lawn Barber.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Jack reads for a children's book. Anti-Zionist podcast school. Latinx ladies love Papi Brian. Very Special Ed. Jack reads for another children's book. The wife tours colleges. Brian runs Camp Falsehopes. The wife tours colleges. Sponsored by silent.partners.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Jack auditions for The Spy. Brian's Hostile Environment Awareness Training. Chicken Auschwitz. Evading kidnap. Jack Auditions for Romeo & Juliet 2025. Hostile checkpoints. The Talk. Jack auditions for An American in London. Sponsored by silent.partnersद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Prestigious western stoning rocks. Six Flags at half mast. Extracting a Zionist from college. Mallet Monkeys. Death by vengeful salmon. Sponsored by Silent.Partnersद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partnersद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus.द्वारा Brian Sack

Colonoscopy woes. Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Merry Christmas. No one reads these.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Kissinger Memorial Gala. The Terrible Tale of Tim's restaurant. Kissinger's biography. Jack got mis-aged. Brian has a Wellness Center.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Dr. Rabinowitz obituary. The King of Detention. New college courses: New Math, Intro to Judaism, American History. Jason Peevy obituary. Holiday Promotions: Ford, Dick's Sporting Goods, Oreo. Ingrid Mackenzie obituary.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Off to Morocco for the Respect Dollars. Jiggles & Giggles, A Gentleman's Comedy Club. Losing the wife to a Saudi Prince. Gregarious Brian. John soiled Taylor. A modern reboot of popular comics: Garfield, Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Brian was in Maui for the wildfires. Jack has a new baby and needs advice. Brian is a marketing genius improving baby products. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Tips on listing your home. Road trip guide. Barry White's romantic song for cats. Jack auditions for audiobooks: Clip Clop, Ibram X. Kendi's Guide to the Stock Market, The Ogre's Child.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Frenchman having a stroke opening. Brian lost a girl to sweating. Debate camp. Brian reacquainted Jack's wife her money. Woking the blockbusters: Fast & Furious, Transformers, Rocky, Jurrasic Park.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Brian fights ableism with a flare-bearing monkey. Mouring the open we never got to know. Coke in the White House. Polyamonours Mayor. Jack reads Obituaries: Irving Maximus Rothwell, Sunny Dee, Stockton Rush.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

The 1492 Project. Jack is sad he wasn't invited to Brian's Party. Brian wife speak word. God took Brian's mom and made him hate Connecticut. Horse piñata. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and jack Helmuth

Home Automation Experts LLC. The kid is back from college and the wife is transitioning. Celebrity endorsements: Dwayne the Rock Boyardee, Madonna for Jello, Colin Kapernick for The Marines, Billy Joel on Scranton. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Cat Investments, LLC. Brian and Jack's sleepover. Brian has great and Ecuadorian remodeling tips for Jack’s new house. Brian would be a great philanthropic Koch brother if only given the chance. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Tucker & Lemon. Brian's back from Turkey. Jack made a mistake and has big news. Bud Light made a mistake? Hold my beer. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye.द्वारा Brian Sack

Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden’s Prep & Mop-Up Team.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl.द्वारा Brian Sack

Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat. Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans. Slava Ukrainiद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl. Donate to World Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping. qmpodcast.com…

Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning.द्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth

The most trusted source in news. Locust Valley. Dog uteruses and kitten heels. Superbowl commercials: Count Chocula, Heineken Non-Alcoholic Beer, Best Buy, Lactaid, Rogaine. Jack auditions for an advice column: Bad Influence Lucas, Unhappy Veep, Many Bobs. qmpodcast.comद्वारा Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth