On The Waterfront (1954)

Two Boys in a Balcony

Hey I could have been a contender! I could have been a something! Instead of a B.U.M. Equipment sales representative! Ladies and gentlemen, the boys went remote again cause of the gosh darn novel coronavirus variant number five or six at this point but fret not, it's a whole episode of chuckles and fuckles all about the best picture winner of 1954, the excellent anti-union propaganda piece, On the Waterfront, directed by actual dead snitch Elia Kazan. The tragic story of a guy who was afraid of collective bargaining, Kazan directed the movie also. I hate this paragraphs. Nobody reads them. I shoveled snow all morning and now I'm sitting here typing this shit out. This isn't how it was supposed to be. I had dreams of my name in lights, up on the stage, reciting some of the great dramatical works of the 20th century. I could have been a contender. I could have been a somebody instead of a B.U.M. Equipment sales representative. It's On the Waterfront!