TCND: World Relief Milks the Crisis (Cry Baby Witches)

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National Geographic photographer and conservationist Jaime Rojo has spent decades capturing the beauty and fragility of the monarch butterfly. Their epic migration is one of nature’s most breathtaking spectacles, but their survival is under threat. In this episode, Jaime shares how his passion for photography and conservation led him to document the monarchs’ journey. He and host Brian Lowery discuss the deeper story behind his award-winning images, one about resilience, connection, and the urgent need to protect our natural world. See Jaime's story on the monarch butterflies at his website: rojovisuals.com , and follow Brian Lowery at knowwhatyousee.com .…

about a year ago 50:26

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Should non-profits take government money and then freak out when the government stops sending them money?
Later: Poltics are terrible and they're just a huge distraction--and also trans people are being victimized you cry-baby witch.

Thanks for listening to The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast Network! Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

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TCND: World Relief Milks the Crisis (Cry Baby Witches)

The Comedian Next Door

published about a year ago

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