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Welcome to The Church of Gnome; Gnome Talk Podcast! 🎙️🌿 Join us every week as we dive into thought-provoking concepts, exploring the mysteries of the universe, and our unique place within it. This isn't just any podcast – it's a journey through fascinating ideas that challenge our understanding and inspire our souls. Each episode, we'll break down complex theories into bite-sized, engaging discussions that are perfect for your Sunday morning coffee or afternoon stroll. Whether you're a curious mind, a spiritual seeker, or just someone who loves a good chat about life’s big questions, this podcast is for you. Expect a blend of humor, deep insights, and a warm, welcoming community spirit. We don't preach here; we explore, contemplate, and celebrate the wonder of it all together. So grab your headphones, hit subscribe, and let's embark on this journey of discovery, growth, and gnome-tastic enlightenment! Gnome Blessings! 🌟🦉 Brett Larsen Gnomean Elder & Host https://www.churchofgnome.org/join-us

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What Is the Church of Gnome? The New Spiritual Movement Growing Worldwide 27:19

25 days ago27:19

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Gnome Blessings, everyone! 🌱✨ In this episode of Gnome Talk , we’re diving deep into the question: What is the Church of Gnome? Is it a real spiritual path, a community of gnome enthusiasts, or something in between? Spoiler: it’s all of the above. Join us as we explore: 👉 The origins and beliefs of the Church of Gnome 👉 Why gnomes are at the heart of this fast-growing global movement 👉 The 12 Gnomean Principles and how they guide our lives 👉 What sets us apart from cults or parody religions 👉 How you can become a Gnomean Minister —or even ordain your pet We’ll also celebrate some big milestones: 🎉 The Church of Gnome now has members in 26 countries 🎉 Our biggest week ever of new members 🎉 And breaking news: After a year-long battle, our Gnomean Elder has officially won the right to wear a gnome hat in his driver’s license photo! The Church of Gnome is about personal growth, community, and spreading a little joy and mischief in a chaotic world. Whether you’re looking for a new spiritual home or just curious about this quirky global movement, there’s a place for you here. 🌍 Learn more or join us at: https://churchofgnome.org 📜 Get ordained for free: Officiate weddings, join our community, or simply add “Minister of Gnomes” to your résumé. Proverb of the Episode: “A heart that celebrates others creates ceremonies worth remembering.” Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more gnome wisdom! Gnome Blessings!…

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Getting Ordained Online: Humans, Pets, and the Gnomean Perspective 25:03

6 weeks ago25:03

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Get ordained at: https://www.churchofgnome.org/ 🌟 Becoming a Minister in the Church of Gnome: Humans and Pets Welcome! 🌟 In this episode of Gnome Talk, we explore what it truly means to be an ordained minister in the Church of Gnome—whether you’re human or one of our newly recognized pet ministers! Yes, you heard that right. From officiating weddings to blessing kibble bowls, the Church of Gnome has opened up the sacred path of ordination to both people and their beloved animal companions. 📌 What We Cover in This Episode: The historical role of ministers and how the Church of Gnome reimagines it for everyone. Why you don’t need a theology degree—or even a specific belief system—to become a Gnomean Minister. Our newly launched Pet Ordainment Program, already featuring ordained dogs, a pig, and even a python! The Gnomean Principles that guide our ministers, blending joy, gratitude, and harmony with nature. Practical tips on how to get ordained online, including reminders to check local laws for officiating weddings. ✨ Ready to Get Ordained? Becoming a minister is easy, free, and open to anyone (or any pet) who embodies the spirit of love, connection, and the occasional gnome pun. Visit churchofgnome.org to join our growing global community and grab an ordainment package to make it official! 💡 Proverb of the Episode: “A heart that celebrates others creates ceremonies worth remembering.” 🐾 Don’t Forget the Grand Paw: This episode wouldn’t be complete without honoring Phantom, the Grand Paw of the Church of Gnome, who inspires us all with his unwavering loyalty, joy, and dignified naps. 🎧 Where to Listen: Catch this episode on all major podcast platforms or watch the video version here on YouTube or at churchofgnome.org. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this episode with anyone who might want to ordain themselves—or their pet! Gnome Blessings to you all! 🧙‍♂️👒…

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What is Religion? Removing Cults from Faith, Politics and Science 34:39

7 weeks ago34:39

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🌟 What Is Religion? Exploring Faith, Cults, and Everyday Beliefs 🌟 Join the Gnomean Elder in this thought-provoking episode of Gnome Talk, where we dive deep into the question: What defines a religion? From the roots of faith to the blurry lines between religion and cults, we explore the mysteries of belief with a mix of humor, philosophy, and insight. 📌 In This Episode: What makes something a religion? The difference between religion and cults—and how the line can blur. Can science be treated like a religion? The dangers of dogmatic thinking in science. How politics and ideologies can feel like modern-day religions. The role of humor in spirituality and why it’s essential to keep things lighthearted. 💡 Whether you’re curious about faith, fascinated by the intersection of science and spirituality, or just here for the gnome puns, this episode has something for everyone! 🧙‍♂️ Join the Church of Gnome Become part of our growing community by visiting our website to officially join the Church of Gnome—for free! Explore our membership certificates, ordainment packages, and unique gnome merchandise to support the mission. 🌐 Get Connected: Join our exclusive Facebook group to connect with fellow Gnomeans. Check out our handcrafted gnomes and merchandise to bring a little gnome magic into your life. ✨ Proverb of the Episode: “A mind rooted in curiosity blossoms with truth; a heart tempered with humor flourishes in peace.” 💬 We’d Love to Hear From You! What are your thoughts on the nature of religion? Leave a comment below, and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this episode with others who love deep conversations with a playful twist. Gnome Blessings to you all! 🪄👒…

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Remote Viewing: The Story of Psychic Spies and How to Unlock Your Mind’s Power 34:06

8 weeks ago34:06

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Join us in this mind-expanding episode of Gnome Talk as we dive into the fascinating world of remote viewing! Discover the true story behind Russell Targ, Hal Puthoff, Ingo Swann, and Pat Price—pioneers of a program that trained psychic spies for the CIA during the Cold War. Explore the groundbreaking experiments at Stanford Research Institute (SRI) and their real-world missions, as revealed in the documentary Third Eye Spies. Learn: 🔍 What remote viewing is and how it works. 🕵️‍♀️ The secret history of psychic spies and their amazing missions. ✍️ How YOU can try remote viewing at home with a simple step-by-step guide. Explore how remote viewing connects to the Gnomean Principles of Universal Unity and Openness to Mystery, reminding us all of the infinite possibilities of consciousness and connection. 🎧 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share to join us on this journey of discovery! 📖 Resources & Links: 💡 Join the Church of Gnome: https://www.churchofgnome.org/…

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Exploring Norse Paganism and the Wisdom of the Old Gods 48:32

9 weeks ago48:32

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Join us at https://www.churchofgnome.org/ Exploring Norse Paganism and the Wisdom of the Old Gods Welcome to a journey through the world of Norse Paganism as we explore its rich traditions, sacred myths, and the profound connection to nature that echoes through time. This episode of Gnome Talk dives deep into the heart of Norse spirituality, uncovering the animistic worldview, the wisdom of the gods, and the rituals that bring the divine closer to everyday life. 🌿 What You'll Discover in This Episode: The animistic worldview of Norse Paganism and its reverence for nature The role of deities like Odin, Thor, and Freyja, alongside lesser-known gods and spirits How sacred myths like Yggdrasil, Loki’s trickery, and Baldr’s light inspire modern spiritual growth Practical rituals like blóts, sumbels, and seidhr to deepen your connection with the divine Parallels between Norse Paganism and the Gnomean Principles of the Church of Gnome ✨ Bridging Traditions: Find out how Norse Pagans and Gnomeans share values of interconnectedness, gratitude, and personal growth, creating a space for spiritual diversity and unity. Whether you're a Norse Pagan, a Gnomean, or simply a seeker of wisdom, this episode invites you to explore the sacred in your own life. 🕯️ Highlights: Sacred spaces like groves and altars infused with Norse and Gnomean aesthetics Interpreting signs from the gods through ravens, storms, and intuitive nudges Reflections on Yggdrasil’s lessons for harmony and resilience Practical steps for honoring nature and integrating Norse wisdom into modern practice 📜 Keywords: Norse Paganism, Church of Gnome, Norse mythology, Odin, Thor, Freyja, Yggdrasil, animism, blót rituals, seidhr, sumbel, spiritual growth, nature worship, Norse rituals, gnome spirituality, interconnectedness, divine connection, sacred myths, pagan traditions, Norse deities 🎧 Listen Now: Available on all major podcast platforms and at ChurchOfGnome.org. Video versions can be found on our YouTube channel! 💬 Join the Conversation: How do Norse myths inspire your spiritual journey? What connections do you see between ancient traditions and modern life? Share your thoughts in the comments or join our community on Facebook! 🌟 Join the Gnomean Movement: Visit ChurchOfGnome.org to learn more, explore our offerings, and connect with a global community of seekers across 20 countries. #NorsePaganism #ChurchOfGnome #Yggdrasil #NorseMyths #NatureSpirituality #GnomeTalk…

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Reflecting on 2024: Growth, Gratitude, and Gnomean Tips for an Authentic 2025 41:18

10 weeks ago41:18

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🌟 Join us at https://www.churchofgnome.org/ to become part of the Gnomean community! 🌟 Welcome to the final Gnome Talk of 2024! In this special episode, we reflect on an incredible year filled with growth, challenges, and triumphs. Whether you’re a long-time member of the Church of Gnome or just discovering us, this video is packed with insights and inspiration to help you reflect on your own 2024 and prepare for a purposeful 2025. 📝 What You’ll Find in This Episode: 🌍 A recap of the Church of Gnome’s first year, spanning 20 countries! 💡 How to reflect on your personal growth, challenges, and accomplishments. 🌿 Gnomean tips for living authentically, reconnecting with nature, and embracing the mysteries of the universe in 2025. ❤️ Encouragement to be kind to yourself and others as you step into the new year. Listen to: Celebrate your wins and learn from your trials. Discover actionable steps to live a more meaningful, connected, and joyful life in 2025. Join our growing community and help spread positivity around the world. 💬 Let’s Connect! 🌐 Explore more at https://www.churchofgnome.org/ 📘 Join our Facebook group to share, connect, and grow together 🛍️ Check out our gnomes and merch to support our mission 🔔 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you never miss a Gnome Talk! Share this with anyone who could use a little joy, reflection, and Gnomean wisdom as they head into 2025. #ChurchOfGnome #NewYearReflections #PersonalGrowth #SelfCompassion #LivingAuthentically #ReconnectWithNature #YearInReview2024…

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Beyond the Headlines: Finding Positivity in a Negative World 27:06

35 weeks ago27:06

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Join us at https://www.churchofgnome.org/join-us Welcome, fellow Gnomeans and curious minds! In this heartfelt episode of Gnome Talk, we dive deep into the often-overlooked positives in our world amidst the overwhelming negativity. 🌎✨ Feeling down about the future? You’re not alone. It's easy to get wrapped up in the doom and gloom presented by the media. From deforestation and pollution to government corruption, the headlines can be daunting. But there is hope, and it's crucial to remain realistic yet optimistic about humanity's potential for change. In this episode, I share my personal journey from a pessimistic outlook to finding hope and purpose. We discuss: The true impact of media's focus on negative news for higher ratings and clicks. Inspiring stories of individuals making massive positive changes, like Boyan Slat’s Ocean Cleanup project. Real examples of environmental challenges and triumphs, including massive tree-planting efforts worldwide. Practical ways to reconnect with nature and find peace in our daily lives. Join us as we explore how each of us can contribute to a brighter future, one small step at a time. Remember, "Live Like Gnomes" – take care of each other and our beautiful Earth. 🌳💚 If you're not already a member, head over to churchofgnome.org to join our community and get ordained for free. Don’t forget to join our Facebook group to connect with other Gnomeans and share your ideas. Gnome blessings to you all! ✨🌟…

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Reincarnation or Resurrection? How Different Religions View the Afterlife 1:49:54

36 weeks ago1:49:54

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Join us at https://www.churchofgnome.org/join-us Welcome to another enlightening episode of Gnome Talk! In this episode, "Reincarnation or Resurrection? How Different Religions View the Afterlife," we delve deep into the fascinating beliefs and rituals surrounding life after death from a wide array of religions. 🌟 Join the Gnomean Elder as we explore the diverse perspectives on the afterlife, including Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, Jainism, Shinto, Ancient Egyptian religion, Scientology, Pastafarianism, the Bahá'í Faith, Druze, Sikhism, and Paganism. We also discuss the unique death rituals and practices that honor the deceased and help souls transition to the next phase of existence. 📌 Topics Covered: Christianity: Heaven, Hell, and Judgment Day Islam: Afterlife, Paradise, and Resurrection Hinduism: Reincarnation and Moksha Buddhism: Nirvana and Samsara Judaism: Sheol, Gan Eden, and Olam Ha-Ba Zoroastrianism: Chinvat Bridge and Afterlife Jainism: Reincarnation and Liberation Shinto: Ancestral Spirits and the Afterlife Ancient Egyptian Religion: Field of Reeds and Mummification Scientology: Thetan and Reincarnation Pastafarianism: Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Beer Volcano Bahá'í Faith: Spiritual Progress and Afterlife Druze: Reincarnation and Spiritual Evolution Sikhism: Karma, Rebirth, and Mukti Paganism: Reincarnation, Summerland, and Ancestor Worship 💬 Why Do People Turn to Religion for Comfort in Death? Death is one of life's greatest mysteries and can bring significant anxiety. Many turn to religion for the comfort it offers, whether it's the promise of a peaceful afterlife, the cycle of reincarnation, or spiritual liberation. Here at the Church of Gnome, we encourage you to explore these beliefs, embrace life with curiosity and wonder, and find inspiration in the mystery of existence. 🕊️ Death Rituals Across Religions Each religion has unique death rituals that reflect their beliefs and cultural values. From the elaborate funerals in Christianity and Islam to the green burials and ancestor worship in Paganism, these practices honor the deceased and provide comfort to the living. 🌿 Gnomean Principles and Universal Unity At the Church of Gnome, we respect and learn from these diverse beliefs and rituals. Our principles of personal growth, harmony with nature, and universal unity align with the teachings of many religions about living a good and ethical life. 📢 Join Us! Become a part of the Church of Gnome community! Visit https://www.churchofgnome.org to join us as a member or get ordained as a minister, all for free. Don't forget to join our Facebook group to continue these fascinating discussions and more. 🔔 Subscribe & Stay Connected If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to like, comment, and subscribe to our channel for more spiritual explorations. Hit the bell icon to stay updated with our latest episodes. 0:00 Intro 13:32 Christianity 21:57 Islam 30:32 Hinduism 36:32 Buddhism 42:50 Judaism 49:07 Zoroastrianism 55:06 Shinto 1:00:43 Ancient Egyptian 1:06:47 Scientology 1:11:31 Pastafarianism 1:16:21 Baha'i Faith 1:22:50 Druze 1:27:58 Sikhism 1:33:09 Paganism 1:39:11 Common Similarities 1:47:30 Conclusion…

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Biocentrism: How Consciousness Created the Universe 55:53

37 weeks ago55:53

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Gnome Talk ep 2: Biocentrism- How Consciousness Created the Universe June 23, 2024 https://www.churchofgnome.org/ Welcome, Gnomeans! 🌿✨ Join us for our second enlightening Sunday Service as we delve into the fascinating concept of Biocentrism, as explored by Robert Lanza. This episode invites you to explore a revolutionary perspective that places life and consciousness at the very heart of reality. 🧠🌌 🔍 In This Episode, We Explore: The centrality of life and consciousness The illusion of time and space The observer effect in quantum mechanics The interconnectedness of all beings and harmony with nature Personal growth through Biocentrism Universal unity and collective consciousness Reflections on death and eternity Biocentrism challenges long-held scientific beliefs and opens up a new realm of possibilities for understanding our universe. Join us in exploring intriguing ideas that can transform our understanding of existence and our place within it. 🌍🧘‍♂️ Key Insights: Life and consciousness are fundamental components of reality. Time and space are constructs shaped by our consciousness. Observation and consciousness play a crucial role in shaping reality. The interconnectedness of all life forms fosters respect and compassion. Personal growth involves expanding our awareness and making mindful choices. Embracing universal unity helps us see ourselves as part of a larger, interconnected whole. ✨ Resonance with Gnomean Principles: Personal Growth and Learning Physical Well-Being Sovereignty of Body and Mind Harmony with Nature Universal Unity Subscribe to our channel and become a member of the Church of Gnome community at ChurchOfGnome.org! Let's embark on this journey of discovery, growth, and interconnectedness together. 🌟🙏 7:02 The Centrality of Life and Consciousness 10:52 The Illusion of Time and Space 15:26 The Observer Effect in Quantum Mechanics 19:44 Interconnectedness of All Beings and Harmony with Nature 25:30 Biocentrism and Personal Growth 33:01 Universal Unity and Collective Consciousness 40:39 Death and Eternity 48:05 Reflection and Conclusion…

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Origins and Plans of the Church of Gnome 17:01

38 weeks ago17:01