生活大爆炸 | 高频口语: 对牛弹琴

英语101

S01E07
-Sheldon：Yes. Penny...we would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.
-Penny：Oh, that's so sweet, but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
-Sheldon：You can't go out; it's Halo night.
-Penny：Well, for Penny, it's dancing night.
-Sheldon：You go dancing every Wednesday?
-Penny：No.
-Sheldon：Then that's not "dancing night."
-Penny：Look, why don't I play with you guys tomorrow?
-Sheldon：Tonight is Halo night. It's like talking to a wall.
-Penny：All right, now, Sheldon, you and I are about to have a problem.
-Leonard：Sheldon, remember, we role-played this.
-Sheldon：but you didn't portray her as completely irrational.
-Penny：All right, fellas, I gotta go. But good luck.
-Leonard：Maybe we should've asked if we could go dancing with her and her girlfriend.
-Sheldon：Okay, assuming we could dance-- which we can't--there are three of us and two of them.
-Leonard：So?
-Sheldon：It's the Chinese restaurant all over again. I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play compared with three men each attempting to dance with 67% of a woman.
-Leonard：For God's sakes, Sheldon, you're driving me crazy!
-Sheldon：Your anger is not with me, sir, but with basic mathematics.
-Leonard：No. I'm pretty sure my anger is with you.
-Raj：What's happening to us? We're falling apart.