Seaside Radio Episode Eighteen

Seaside Radio

Seaside Radio has done it!

We have ripped the cassette tape, of our final episode of this series, from the cold smelly hands of Jill Gold, the harsh rubbish mistress of Seaside Councils Refuse Collection Agency.

The nominal fee was paid and to rebuff punters who thought we should have just paid the fine ...Renowned DJ Ronnie Keith remarked “6.50 might by a pie but doesn’t by integrity”

SO what is in this final episode you may ask?

Well for one, we hear more of the life drama doc series ‘Trevor doesn’t liver here anymore’ about a shop assistant who doesn’t want to be one anymore.

Then we have sponsorship add from the Vinyl and Cassette manufacturers Music to Do stuff by

We get a treat to celebrate the 20th year anniversary of Mr. Allen, the Chief Engineer of Seasides Water Utilities Plant by hearing the audio from his original job interview 20 years ago. Fortunately we couldn’t go through with his original request to air his mesmerising three-hour Solo Musical Dance Recital called "Elvis and his Love Affair with Peanut Butter," as the cassette tape is a short play one.

And to keep up with matters of today we stole the live recording of Gerald and Chatuese Brick, owners of Bricks and Borders Land Holders, as they faced extortion by a group of orcas, resulting in significant damage to their boat and a potential substantial insurance claim

And what’s really been driving this series to a finale of 18 is Seasides Radio Theatre’s famous episodic radio play "Sue and The Seacow”. Which also is at its almost conclusive end. Did our two heroes Sue and Gwen make it out alive and did they save their Seacow friend or were they devoured at sea by a Irakangee Seafarms escaped hybrid Seacow and Squid Monster?

And as you sadly reach the end of this episode you may wonder is this the end of Seaside Radio

Well wonder less, it's not …if you looked at our website and see the picture Manny drew about the underwater pensioner , then you may have guessed its coming soon…and it is …soon ..”The Underwater Pensioner”