Episode 604: The McDonald’s Snitch

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

00:56 Corporate Comedy

06:24 Young Love

14:01 Nancy Parker

22:04 Hoax

25:33 Jersey Drones

30:02 Alex Jones

34:17 Sophie Rain

—nathan had a corporate show the other night. How did it go? Let’s listen in…

We also discuss the fact Jake is moving.

—Right off the bat, we jump into viewer comments. A 19-year-old kid wants to know if he should marry his girlfriend.

Do teenage marriages work?

Generally, no.

But, miracles do happen.

—Is Nancy Parker the worst person on the planet?
Well, probably not.
Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson… they all still exist.

But, still.
Parker is still pretty awful.

She turned hero Luigi Mangione in to the police.

Why?
Who knows?
I guess she hates America.

And heroes.

—Sometimes, things are too good to be true, and that’s the case here. nathan found a hilarious tweet by “YesMadam,” a company that said it laid off a slew of workers…

But, sadly, it turned out to be a hoax.

—We jump into the comments to discuss the drones over New Jersey, Frank Stallone, and aliens.

—Living proof that there is no God, Alex Jones got a win in court this week.

While The Onion should get all rights to Infowars, a judge allowed a sham nutrition company paired with Jones to sue and put the bid on hold.

Jake explains why, and it makes sense, sadly, but still…

—Sophie Rain is a Christian.

Which, naturally makes her a hypocrite.

She’s an OnlyFans millionaire, but it’s OK, because God is very forgiving.

So, no matter what your sin is, you’ll be forgiven.
Or something like that.

To be fair, no one should think anything involving consenting adults is a sin.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com