Episode 587: A Series of Stupid Things

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Love Fest

01:10 The Packed Pole Vaulter

04:10 Elon Musk

14:10 Stolen Valor

23:46 Lara Trump

26:07 Olympic Roundup

—I tell Jake how much I appreciate him!

—We all knew this was gonna happen: the French pole vaulter with a package that shames all men, got an offer to show it off.

—The man continually challenging people like Ted Cruz and Donald Trump in the “biggest d-bag on the planet,” Elon Musk, has filed a lawsuit against companies who stopped advertising on Twitter.

He seems to have forgotten that he’s the one who told them to, “Go f-themselves.”

Odd, that they didn’t start throwing money at him after that.

—JD Vance came out guns-a-lying when it comes to the service record of Minnesota governor (and newly minted vice presidential nominee) Tim Walz.

Yes, the man who spent several months issuing press releases from an air conditioned office is trying to insult a man who spent 24-years in the service.

Who will believe him?

Only the dumbest of the dumb.

—Right in line with Elon Musk not remembering what he told advertisers to do, and JD Vance not understanding the difference between several months in air conditioning and 24 years of service, Lara Trump actually went on television and said she would never take a position she didn’t earn.
I mean, except for the part where she became the chair of the RNC simply because she screws Donald Trump’s son.

Her lack of qualifications and experience aside, she earned that position.

—A quick few minutes on the Summer Olympics.

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