The Forty Year Old Child (S2.E4) First Look Gnomes podcast

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Join us as we navigate through both calamity and comedy in this lively episode! We recount our personal experiences dealing with Storm Eowyn and the cascading chaos it brought to our lives. From roofs torn off to power outages. In the spirit of every diligent dad, we compile a must-have toolkit featuring everything from the essential torch for night adventures to trusty duct tape for quick fixes. Each item has a story, and we discuss how these tools can help navigate both daily challenges and unexpected emergencies. We even weave in our classic segment of dad jokes, promising to keep laughter alive, even in dark times. As we share our silly stories, we invite listeners to partake as well! What’s your most outrageous dad moment? What tools do you consider irreplaceable? Tune in for a memorable mix of insight, humour, and relatable dad experiences. Don’t forget to respond with your own stories or laughs; it isn’t just our journey; it’s all of ours! Be sure to subscribe, tune in, and let’s keep this dad community thriving! Join us for a first look at; Storm Eowyn Lemon Trees A thirsty first of https://www.toastbrewing.com/ And Tips for Dads! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Missing Gnomes . Have you seen them ? 2:08

15 days ago2:08

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Our cherished gnome hosts seem to have taken an unexpected holiday in Fuerteventura, leaving listeners in suspense about their whereabouts and the next episode.... Write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com with your first looks, questions for the gno-it-all gnome , Dad jokes or feedback for the fishpond. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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First Looks at Disney on Ice & Thomas the Tank Engine 44:47

29 days ago44:47

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Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss are here to give you some more first looks on their every other week podcast Walliams takes the plunge with a robust 8.4% double IPA from North Brewery, while Mr. Hodgkiss opts for something less intoxicating. We then whisk you away on a fantastic, ice-filled adventure to Disney on Ice in Belfast, where the magic of childhood classics gets a fresh spin. You’ll hear all about the antics and costs of enjoying a Disney spectacle with family, including the shock from a Maui hook that could rival a small fortune. As a bonus, we throw in a quick jab at "The Masked Singer," a show with a format so baffling it makes us nostalgic for simpler TV pleasures. It's family fun and puzzling TV in equal measure. Finally, prepare for a trip back in time to the days of "Thomas the Tank Engine" and "Stars in Their Eyes." We chat about the timeless appeal of train tales and share Logan’s delight in receiving the original Thomas books for Christmas. In a twist of relationship humor, and an unexpected gift-giving dilemma. Join us for a first look at - The Masked Singer - Disney on Ice - Thomas & Friends A thirsty thirst NORTH BREWERY Ultra Phase Fishpond of Feedback The Gno it all gnome gives you his relationship advice (if you want it or not) A surprise call in from a special guest? And the usual Bad Jokes .... Dont forget to write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Fatherly Follies and Retro Revelations 49:10

about a year ago49:10

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Ever wondered what it's like to juggle fatherhood, podcasting, and the occasional stair tumble? We're not saying we've nailed it, but we sure have some stories to tell! Join us, Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss, as we navigate through the delightful chaos of parenting, technical glitches, and holiday mishaps. From recounting our unrecorded yet unforgettable Episode 4 to sharing the joys of fatherhood with a dash of humour, this episode is packed with laughs and life lessons, all brought to you with our signature blend of humour... Beer lovers, you're in for a treat! We're diving into the world of craft beers with a lively debate on IPAs, including the elusive 7% North Heptagon. Whether it's the psychology of branding or the surprising potency of a tropical brew, our beer journey is as unpredictable as it is enlightening... Plus, we'll ponder the tactile allure of high-end branding and imagine a future with a comprehensive beer rating system, all while reminiscing about the good old days of beer brewing. We reflect on the magic of Christmas entertainment and the evolution of media. Remember those days of DVDs and pirated collections? We'll take you on a nostalgic trip with a nod to the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. And for the parents out there, stick around for some unconventional tips on getting the kiddos to tidy up their mess—or at least attempt to! Whether you're a fan of retro media or seeking parenting hacks, our episode wraps up with insightful anecdotes and a hearty dose of humor. Join us for ... a first look at - Stair tumbles in your 40s - Wallace and Gromit, Vengence most fowl - Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special Tips for Dads Thirsty First: https://untappd.com/b/north-heptagon/6014486 And the Dad joke of the week ... Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Multimedia Production Degree Gnomes are off to a good start for 2025 3:39

about a year ago3:39

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Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense? From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter. We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey. Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com. Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon. Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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From Boxing Day Jokes to Cornwall's Secrets 31:34

about a year ago31:34

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Join us on a festive Boxing Day journey where we reminisce about our favourite Christmas traditions, from the delightful taste of Neon Raptor's "Carol" IPA to tales of childhood encyclopaedias like Grolier and Encarta. Our holiday party is in full swing, complete with the flavours of mango and gooseberry that transport us back to Nottingham, and a spirited discussion filled with laughter and holiday cheer. Ever heard of the "Cornwall Bounce"? Prepare to be fascinated as we unravel Cornwall's geological quirks, a phenomenon that sees the land rise and fall with the tides, discovered by Dr. Matt King back in 2003. With insights into this unique feature and a light-hearted touch on Cornwall’s ancient connection to Brittany, we sprinkle humor with playful dad tips to round off the conversation. It's an insightful narrative that captures the spirit of the season with a dash of science and a sprinkle of fun. As we navigate the holiday season, we touch on the art of balancing family time and social commitments with a humorous edge. Expect laughs through playful Boxing Day jokes featuring legends like Mike Tyson and glimpses into the 2024-2025 Ally Pally darts tournament. Whether it's the excitement of holiday football matches or the thrill of watching darts, we promise an episode brimming with light-hearted banter, sports predictions, and festive joy, ensuring your Boxing Day is as merry as it is entertaining. Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at..... Thirsty Firsts Neonraptors Carol! Neon Raptor Carol IPA 6.5% (440ml can) – Hop Burns & Black Happy Christmas Happy Christmas 2024 | Cloudwater | Candied Orange Pale | UK | Brew Cavern First Look at the "Cornwall Bounce" World Darts 2025 The usual Dad jokes....and the regular Tips for Dads segment....this time on Christmas Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Smart Gnome Marriage Advice and Gnome Improvements 34:32

about a year ago34:32

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Have you ever found yourself tangled in the chaos of homeownership, only to realise your biggest adversary is a mouse and not the mortgage? Join us as we share tales of our own home renovation mishaps, giving a cheeky nod to icons like Austin Powers while reminiscing about the unpredictability of old houses. From mysterious creaks to surprise critters, the journey of maintaining a home is anything but dull. We promise not just laughs but a reminder that these quirks are universally shared, from California to Iraq. Imagine the shock of discovering that not all home improvements are budget-friendly, especially when a simple front door turns into a costly saga. Our episode takes a turn into the realm of DIY maintenance, where every homeowner becomes a jack-of-all-trades, trading landlord calls for toolboxes. Amidst these adventures, we sprinkle in exciting updates on a new Wallace and Gromit film and muse over how big studios might find the quirkiest inspirations in unexpected places. Listeners are invited to share their own tales and tips, as we celebrate our favourite cultural throwbacks together. As we shift gears, our quirky guest, the Gno-It-All Gnome, graces us with marriage wisdom, humorously addressing a listener's romantic dilemma with his signature flair. The episode wouldn't be complete without some dad joke banter, featuring a fictional robot lawnmower incident that leaves us all in stitches. Wrap up with us on this fun-filled journey, and be sure to stick around for more laughter and the charming unpredictability of life in our next episode. Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at; New House / Old House Dadmin Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - everything you need to know about the new film coming this Christmas The usual Fishpond of feedback (please write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com) & The Gno-It-All Gnome with his new segment of Marriage Advice & the new segment of Badddd Jokes Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Season 3! The Gnomes are back. Bigger and Batter 30:21

about a year ago30:21

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You're in for a treat as we kick off the third season of our podcast, where humour and randomness spice up your commute. This time around, we’re all about less waffle and more laughs, with two bite-sized episodes each month. Our growing international audience has us dreaming big—outer space, anyone? Between chuckles over kids’ jokes and classic planetary jests, we’re bringing back the fan-favourite "Thirsty First" segment to reveal our unconventional beverage choice, setting the tone for an exhilarating season ahead. Relive the magic of wedding day blunders and heartwarming holiday chaos with us. From the thrill of pre-ceremony antics to the warmth of cherished audio snippets from loved ones, our trip down memory lane is both nostalgic and side-splitting. As Christmas approaches, we’re your trusty elves with practical tips and amusing critiques on festive adverts—think Asda gnomes and knock-off Coca-Cola trucks. Whether you're strategising on sneaking gifts past Santa sleuths or simply in need of a good laugh, this season promises to keep the camaraderie and cheer alive. Buckle up, because we’re not just here to make you smile; we're out to make your day merrier! Join us at the bottom of the garden for; A Thirsty First St Ives Pud Sticky Toffee Pudding Stout Tips for Dads! Preparing for Christmas A First Look at; Wedding Celebration Guest Photos and Audiobook Mice! Christmas Adverts Listening from outer space?....Please write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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REVIEWED! A review of First Look Gnomes (Season 3 Coming Soon) 6:36

about a year ago6:36

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What happens when two dads crack open a beer and decide to share their lives with the world? Discover the hilarious and heartwarming world of "First Look Gnomes," where Williams and Craig turn the mundane into comedy gold. The mystical figure of the "wise old gnome! / "Gno-it-all Gnome" adds an element of intrigue and absurdity that keeps listeners guessing. Is he a sage, or just a strange, creepy fellow? This podcast is a playful blend of humour and unexpected insights, making it a truly forgettable experience..... Join us as we explore why this duo's laid-back antics and cheesy puns have captured the hearts of many, leaving us chuckling and pondering long after the episode ends... Make sure you subscribe or follow so you automatically get episode one of Season three! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Chaos, Cheers, and Dad Mishaps Finale 1:00:17

about a year ago1:00:17

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Join us at the bottom of the garden Ever sprained an ankle while playing with a dog or tried moving a sofa through a too-narrow doorway?... In our grand finale of season two, we share the hilariously unplanned and chaotic moments that have shaped our journey. From savouring the rich flavours of Vocation Brewery's Double Tonka Frappe Coffee Stout to recounting our mishaps and near-disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of humour and camaraderie. We also take a moment to appreciate our loyal 'Fab 50' listeners and our growing international audience, including new friends from Kensington, Germany, and Cairo. As we ponder this and other reasons for our season break, we look forward to launching a website and bringing in a Forbes-listed guest for season three. We're also planning a meet-up in October, where we might record some special audio snippets for you. Amid the banter, we discuss the logistical challenges of moving house while balancing parenting, the value of good beer, and the quirky joys of life. Plus, we've got some nostalgic stories about past injuries and humorous dad anecdotes that you won't want to miss. Finally, we wrap up with some unexpected first looks, including a luxurious sailing yacht, All Saints' first African store in Cairo, and the UK's first Museum of Illusions in Manchester. Amid the playful critiques and last-minute scrambles that shaped this episode. We share some wholesome dad jokes to leave you in stitches. As we bid farewell, we express our heartfelt gratitude for your support and remind you to stay in touch via email or Instagram. Until next season, stay tuned and keep the laughter alive! Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at; Dad Ankles , Moving Home , First Look News , Les Miserables Arena Tour And the usual 'Tips for Dads' and questions for the 'Gno-It All' Gnome Thirsty Firsts of Double Tonka Frappe | Tonka Latte Stout 8.0% 440ml Death By Cherries | 4.5% Cherry Sour 440ml Follow @firstlookgnomes on Instagram to watch out for updates for Season 3 ! Or subscribe or follow to make sure you get a download of the next episode when Season 3 launches. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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A Day at Blarney Castle and Other Tales 1:03:47

about a year ago1:03:47

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What if kissing a stone could grant you the gift of gab? Join us on this eclectic journey as we explore Manchester United's ambitions under Erik ten Haag and his bold claim that they’ve been just a step behind Manchester City since his tenure began. We'll also revisit the retro-futuristic visions of "Tomorrow's World" and dive into listener feedback that includes everything from a Blink-182 lyric mishap to culture day expenses. Ever wondered what "wasson" or "teasy" means? We unpack the delightful quirks of Cornish and Northern Irish dialects, giving you a taste of local slang and greetings. Moving from dialects to daring deeds, listen to our nerve-wracking yet thrilling attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland. We delve into the history and legend surrounding the stone and share stories about the breath-taking Blarney Castle and its surrounding gardens. Plus, you'll hear all about our stout-sampling adventures and Logan’s hilarious first encounter with spicy curry. Get ready for laughter and light-hearted moments as we offer parenting tips and recount humorous escapades at a farm park, complete with awkward photo moments and the challenges of home improvement shopping. Test your wits with our whimsical quiz on alternative animal names and cap it all off with a cider-fueled farewell that’s as jovial as it is heartfelt. From regional slang to historical landmarks, and from family outings to quirky quizzes, this episode promises a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful moments.... Join us at the bottom of the Garden for a first look at; Kissing the Blarney Stone , Blarney Castle , Cork , First Spicy Curry , Brush your Teeth by Super Simple Songs , Kitchen Shopping , Cotswold Farm Park , First Hair Cut , A Thirsty First of Battenburg - Yonder Brewing - Stout - Pastry Don't forget to send us Your questions for the Gno-it-all Gnome , Tips for Dads ! , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Flavours, Festivals, and Fatherhood Feats 59:41

about a year ago59:41

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Join us for a wild tasting session of Vault City's blueberry muffin, waffle cone crunch, triple scoop, and modern sour beer. Let's just say the flavours had us spitting out some colourful comments, leading to a heated debate on whether dessert and beer should ever mix. Feel the festival fever, while taking a nostalgic trip back to our virtual Glastonbury 2024. Picture our dining room transformed into a mini-festival, with highlights like Jessie Ware, Kasabian, Paloma Faith, and Dua Lipa lighting up our screens. Not all acts hit the high notes though, as we share our disappointment in performances by Shania Twain and others. Get ready for a rollercoaster of festival emotions, from standout shows to unforgettable flops. Parenthood is a wild ride, and we’re here to share every twist and turn, from celebrating little Logan's milestones to navigating the chaos of Friday nights with a potent stout in hand. We'll guide you through a Black Country dialect quiz, a passionate review of Neon Raptor's stout, and some practical dad tips for surviving hangovers while keeping up with parenting duties. It's a laugh-filled journey through the joys and challenges of fatherhood, all wrapped up in our signature engaging banter. Join us for an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and practical advice! Join us for a First Look at; Glastonbury 2024 , Google Voice Search , School Culture Day , A Baby becoming a Toddler , Thirsty Firsts; - Vault City - Blueberry Muffin Waffle Cone Crunch Triple Scoop – Vault City Brewing , - Neon Raptor - Beer – Neon Raptor Online Shop (neonraptorbrewingco.com) And as usual, join us for answers from the 'Gno-it-all' Gnome, and us with "Tips for Dads" Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Surprises, Sips, and Sweet Goodbyes 50:25

about a year ago50:25

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Ever wondered if your favourite radio hosts look the way you imagine? Join us for a whimsical and heartfelt episode where we ponder this very question as we announce our exciting new availability on YouTube! Alongside humorous chats about Henry VIII's fishing tackle we share listener feedback and muse over whether some surprises are best left to the imagination. Our nostalgic journey continues as we navigate the adventure of building our show's website, reflecting on memories and the unexpected twists of podcasting. Craving the perfect beer and food pairing? We’ve got you covered with a lively discussion on everything from pairing lagers with KFC to enjoying stouts with bacon sandwiches. You’ll even hear our humorous debate on the merits of various combinations for those with dietary restrictions. Whether it's a Five Guys burger with a pale ale or a domino’s pizza with an amber ale, we share our personal favorites and some amusing experiences, ensuring there's a delicious option for everyone. But it's not all fun and games; we also share the emotional journey of saying goodbye to our beloved pet, Russell. Through the stages of grief and the tough decisions that come with being a pet parent, we offer our heartfelt insights. Lightening the mood, we provide tips for dads, praise home improvement shows, and revel in the charm of local events like duck races for charity. With playful jokes and a special guest appearance by "The Gno-It-all Gnome," this episode promises a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments that you won’t want to miss! Join us at the bottom of the garden for a First Look at; - A gift box of Thirsty Firsts! , - Saying goodbye to the family pet (Russell the Pug) , - Home Improvement TV Shows , - The Local Charity Duck Race! , - The Duck and the Lemonade Stand , And the usual 'Tips for Dads' and 'Pond of Feedback' ! Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Nostalgia, New Shows, and Future Thoughts 59:42

about a year ago59:42

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Join us as we embark on a rollercoaster of nostalgia, humour, and modern musings. We kick things off with a playful musical rendition, leading into fond memories from the early days of our podcast, notably episode 7 of season 1. We crack open a BrewDog's Arcade Made, a double dry-hopped DIPA with a retro arcade design, sharing our thoughts on its appearance and flavour while considering the shift from coin-operated games to today's tech-savvy payment methods. We dive into our impressions of the new Amazon Prime series "Fallout," rating it a solid 8 out of 10 and marvelling at the evolution of video game adaptations. To round off the episode, we catch up on the careers of former One True Voice members, pondering the twists and turns of their musical journeys. This episode is a whirlwind of laughs, memories, and engaging discussions you won't want to miss! Feeling "future tired"? Join us for a First Look at; Fallout TV Series , Girls Aloud Tour , Random Picnic , The Hunt for Gollum , Luke 'The Nuke' Littler , Join us for a drink and our thirsty thirsts; Brewdog Arcade , Vocation Brewery's Aoraki , New this episode.... get your Tips out for the Dads! And as usual, like him or loathe him.... the Gno-it-all Gnome answers your questions. Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message! Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !…

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Bananas, Beers, and Baby Jake Adventures 57:36

about a year ago57:36