My Wife The Were-Balto

Fan Fiction Writer's Room

Kermit is a Husky living in the wilds of Alaska. Or maybe he's still a Frog. Some sort of Wolf-Frog? Alright Kermit is Half-Wolf, Half-Husky, Half-Frog, but ALL MAN, and his wife is sick! He and Piggy must brave the harsh Alaskan wilderness to reach the town of Itidarod. Or maybe the trail is called Iditarod? Listen, only one of us saw Balto and it was a long time ago! Give us a break.

Characters Rolled: Snufkin, Tracy Reardon, Kermit The Frog, Johnny Manziel; Better spin-off movies; You got your Statham Marmalade in my Rock Peanut Butter!; Memento Mori Bow Wow; The Hulk, but make it fashion; Big strong Jedi bones; re-examining newgrounds and proto-memes; Liz hears Narwhals and Badger Badger Badger for the first time LIVE ON THE AIR; what is a Muppet anyways?; The non-Disney/non-Bluth wild-card movies of our childhoods; Music used: Narwhals - Mr Weebl, Badger Badger Badger - Mr Weebl