Chapter 11: The Curious Case of Baby Jessica

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What's new, ya spoopy buncha pumpkin chuckers! Mike, Andrew and Alissa are hot on the trail of the precocious pampered princess Madelina Castlevanders, and although she's slippery much like... I'm trying to think of a simile here... KY? I mean I guess that works but it's not exactly as artful as I'd like to be. Anyway, this sneaky little Daria wannabe straight up ran away from home to do who knows what! I saw a thing on the local new that said teens are 'blumping.' Apparently, it's when you collect your little cousin's urine in a mason jar and hide it behind the fridge. I guess it gets you high and we should all be worried. But tbh I don't even trust the news anymore. Also, Dalton's married! Yay, Dalton! We truly worried he was incapable of intimacy, but he proved us so wrong! He's straight up married now! Didn't invite any of us, because he "just wanted to keep it to family and that's it." But we're not bitter or anything. This reminds me of a story. It must have been junior year of college. Dalton had a birthday party where the theme was himself. Called it "Dalt-a-palooza." Him and a bunch of us theatre kids went to his family's lima bean farm (I know! Lame right? But apparently, lima beans make you ungodly stinking rich... Go figure!) So all and all, the party is going pretty good! Dalton and a bunch-a-freegin' dorks are doing arhythmic, elbow-y white kid dancing in a barn that I'm sure was haunted by antebellum plantation owners, and everyone's drinking Avengers themed drinks they found on Pinterest like virginal little nerds. A few hours later, Dalton is done frenching his life-sized, black & white portrait of himself (a thing he actually owned and displayed), and his liver almost exploded. So since everyone was too drunk to drive, they had to call the ambulance to take him to the emergency room so he could get his stomach pumped. Also, pretty sure he pooped himself. Anyway, I forgot where that was going, but congrats again, Dalton! Hope you make use of the Vitamix. Back to the story! Since this is a stealth mission, our gang has to tiptoe carefully so as not to tip off this teen that she's being tactfully tailed, but something's rotten in the state of Waterdeep. Our moody mark is exhibiting some mysterious behaviors... and our heroes will all to quickly find this rabbit hole goes all the way down. Where does the thread end when the sweater unravels? Will our ragtag group of merry adventurers be able to steal away in the shadows long enough to find what Madelina is up to? And can horses truly feel what it means to love?? Tune in to find out what these goons get into in this week's DUNGEON RADIO HOUURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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Our DM is Dalton Rusher-Riddle
Our Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa Adair
Theme song (both old and new!!) by Dustin Hook (so talented)
Other music used: Artist: Myuu | Track: TipToes | Artist: Steve Oxen | Track: First Touch | Artist: Geoff Harvey | Track: Let the Mystery Unfold | Track: Magic in the Air
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