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Episode 150: I Don't Make The Rules 48:16

6 days ago48:16

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Join Ryan and Alysha for another episode packed with laughs (and maybe a little too much peen talk). This week, they dive into their latest binge-watch obsession, Alysha’s much-needed “alone time,” and the art of initiating in the bedroom. Plus, they tackle some very important gym attire discussions—because peen prints and cheek checks matter! Buckle up for a wild ride! Timestamps: Intro – 1:11 Branch Binging Paradise – 7:07 Peen Talk – 14:24 Initiating in the Bedroom – 29:57 Gym Attire: Peen Print & Cheek Check – 36:39 Outro – 47:40 Tune in and don’t forget to subscribe for more unfiltered fun! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 149: We Gotta Shut Up! 1:08:43

11 days ago1:08:43

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Today’s episode will have you rolling on the floor laughing as Ryan and Alysha take you on a wild ride of unfiltered tangents and questionable debates. Ever wondered if boogers at work are an HR violation? Should doves really be released at funerals, or is that just for movies? And seriously—why doesn’t Amazon have an incognito mode for those totally normal purchases? Buckle up for a chaotic, laugh-filled episode where we overshare, go off-topic (a lot), and leave you with a cliffhanger that will make you come back next week to listen. Timestamps: Intro – 1:38 Branch Binging – 6:16 Boogers at Work – 16:33 Old Lady at Work (What is She Doing?) – 23:49 We Talk Too Much – 26:58 The Vagina Tree – 33:11 Incognito Mode for Amazon & eBay – 42:17 Doves at Funerals – 48:30 Weird Home Purchases – 52:42 Celebrity Privilege – 59:40 “Not Enough Pee Pee” Cliffhanger – 1:05:34 Outro – 1:08:10 Grab your snacks, press play, and try not to spit out your drink laughing. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 148: You Can't Say That!! 36:49

18 days ago36:49

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We’re keeping it light and fun in today’s episode! We dive into Valentine’s Day talk, live-react to the Paradise trailer, and get into some wild word origins (I mean we definitely can’t say these outside!). Plus, we wrap things up with some TIFU stories and a few one-liners from Alysha’s latest read—though Ryan is not impressed. Timestamps: Intro - 1:14 Last Black History Month According to Google – 2:44 Valentine’s Day – 7:25 Live React to Paradise Trailer – 11:45 Word Origins & Double Meanings – 14:58 TIFU Stories – 22:44 Dildo's and Dragons (Quotes From Alysha's books) - 30:33 And don’t miss the next episode—Ryan’s bringing poetry bars after calling Alysha’s lines wack. Stay tuned! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 147: Super Skating Samaritan 45:31

20 days ago45:31

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Start your week with us as we dive into our latest Severance updates, family adventures, and unexpected dilemmas! In this episode, we’re sharing updates on our Severance binge (and how some people have their own severance program on social media), family skating outing, and our thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl—including Kendrick Lamar’s halftime performance. Plus, Alysha might be laying low from any Good Samaritan duties for a while… tune in to find out why! Timestamps: Branch Binging – 3:12 Social Media Severance – 7:17 Family Skating Outing – 10:38 Super Bowl Thoughts – 21:34 Kendrick Lamar Halftime Performance – 28:09 Good Samaritan Gone Wrong – 32:54 Hit play and join the conversation! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 146: This Is 40....(Almost) 38:47

25 days ago38:47

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In today’s episode, we chat about the Final Destination teaser trailer—will it live up to the originals? Then, we dive into the Grammy’s fashion hits and misses—why do some celebs go “all out” while others barely wear anything? Next, we discuss El Salvador’s controversial plan to house American criminals in their infamous mega-prison. We wrap things up with a wild Today I Fucked Up story and some hilarious nostalgia from Ryan’s childhood. Timestamps: 1:27 - Intro 4:12 - Final Destination New Trailer 10:13 - Grammy Wears or Don’t Wears? 18:28 - El Salvador’s Most Uncomfortable Prison 24:49 - TIFU Story: Caught watching PrOn in the dumbest way 37:27 - Outro Hit play and join the conversation! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 145: Dumb and Dangerous 43:10

27 days ago43:10

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In today’s episode, we dive into what we’ve been binge-watching—Severance and The Handmaid’s Tale—and all the wild twists that have us hooked. Then, we unpack our latest parent-teacher conference experience… Are they lowkey teaching kids to have ADD and be RACESES (It sounds worse vocally from a teacher) ? And finally, we tackle one of life’s biggest mysteries—why the hell does every men’s bathroom smell like piss?! Timestamps: 1:11 - Intro 2:54 - Branch Binging & Royal Rumble 11:54 - Severance Deep Dive 16:53 - Handmaid’s Tale Madness 24:57 - They Teaching RACESES & Giving Kids ADD? 34:21 - Public Bathrooms at Work—Why Tho? 42:32 - Outro Hit play and let’s get into it! #Podcast #BingeWatching #PublicBathroomMysteries Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 144: Life Just Be Imitating 48:31

5 weeks ago48:31

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In today’s episode, we dive into the wild world of America’s current state, tackling some truly unbelievable moments. Is the U.S. turning into The Handmaid’s Tale? Why is “Scott” struggling to explain his take on the Elon “salute”? And did Mississippi really try to pass that bill? But it’s not all doom and gloom—we lighten things up with a TIFU story, a debate on what actually counts as “spicing up the bedroom,” and, of course, some hilariously bad choices. Grab a drink, settle in, and join us for laughs, unfiltered commentary, and the BS of America. Timestamps: 3:53 – America is imitating The Handmaid’s Tale? 13:15 – Stuttering Scott Scared To Salute 19:06 – The Mississippi bill that has us shaking our heads 26:39 – TIFU: Today I F’d Up 31:57 – What does “spicing up the bedroom” really mean? 40:28 – Bad choices & questionable decisions Tune in, laugh with us (or at us), and let’s break it all down together! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 143: Because I'm An Adult 39:40

5 weeks ago39:40

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On this episode we return after missing a week to explain like we always do, Adulting just means you gotta be out and about when you don't even want to. We discuss plans to do some live episodes in the near future. Also is reverse body dysmorphia a thing? Like a Jonah Hill affect. Whats the deal with these green eyed actors getting all this love like every 7 years? We go over our youngest son practicing for a spelling bee and these new words that must've came with New Math in schools. Timestamps: 01:24 - Intro 05:06 - Look'n Back on the Past Post and Beef w/Ozempic 12:52 - Lightskinned British Bastards: Aaron Pierre 18:55 - Family BabyShower Beef 24:32 - Spelling Bee Training 35:38 - Problems with Perfection Tune in this episode for some laughs and to let us know if you got the dictionary update with your Adult OS. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 142:Holy Ghost and Holey Jeans 41:13

7 weeks ago41:13

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In this episode, we’re tackling some big questions—like what draws people to church and what drives them away. We also unpack some wild religious practices, including an Apostolic church making women apologize for being pregnant. Yes, really. Ever wonder who decides what gets a national “day”? We do too, and we’re talking about that…along with the concept of a national day of mourning for Jimmy Carter. Oh, and did you know there’s incest in the Bible? Yeah, we went there. Finally, what are “d-ckbeaters”? We’re just as confused as you, but we’ll try to figure it out together. Time Stamps: 1:09 - Intro 2:40 - Church going & religion 7:39 - Women apologizing for pregnancy? 13:40 - National day of mourning for Jimmy Carter 20:59 - Incest in the Bible 26:43 - Armed & Podding 32:52 - The mystery of “d-ckbeaters” Brace yourself for laughs, deep dives, and plenty of WTF moments in today’s episode! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 141: Don't Bring a Peen to a Gun fight! 43:01

7 weeks ago43:01

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In today’s episode, we’re diving into our latest binge obsession: The Ultimatum—who’s staying together, who’s calling it quits, and all the drama in between. Then, we’re sharing our current audiobook listens, and is 1.75x speed too fast? But wait…what’s a “fearection”? Ryan spills on his bizarre fear response and a newly discovered phobia that has us waiting for day light savings to be over. Plus, we’re talking self-driving cars, Squid Game lies, and why too many cooks in the kitchen might just be the scariest thing of all. Time Stamps: 3:36 - The Ultimatum binge breakdown 14:18 - Audiobook recommendations 19:14 - What’s a “fearection”? 22:25 - Ryan’s new fear unlocked 27:32 - Too many chefs in the kitchen 32:45 - Self-driving car and Squid Game fact or fiction Tune in for laughs, confessions, and a few things that might just give you a fearection too! Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 140: Hot 2 Trot 52:18

8 weeks ago52:18

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We know we’ve been gone for a minute, but here’s the long (and short) version of what’s kept us away. From Vegas drama to the middle child enigma, we’re catching you up on everything that’s been happening. • 1:11- Intro: Did we mention that We’re back? • 3:31 - Back to Vegas: Middle Child Girl Problems • 17:37 - Middle Child Enigma: We got school beef • 31:01- Project: Observation In-Law(s) It’s been a journey—tune in for all the stories, laughs, and reflections!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 139: Third Time's the Ch-...Lemme tell you about the number 3.... 45:36

8 weeks ago45:36

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We’re back—this time for real, for real! Life has been lifing, but we’re here to catch you up on everything. From making it back home after Vegas to holiday woes, we’re diving into it all. • Intro: We’re back at it! 3:17 • Vegas Recap: Finally home! 4:18 • Back to Business: Lysha B Creative 23:36 • Election Talk: 30:15 • Holiday Woes: It’s that time of year… 32:34 • The Jones’iNtroverts: 36:30 Join us for a mix of laughs, reflections, and real talk in this episode!” Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 138: No Way Home From No Neck Country 48:40

32 weeks ago48:40

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We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to American Airlines. Don't worry we discuss EVERYTHING about that, and Ryan isn't done, not until some sort of compensation. Timestamps: 0:37 - Intro 2:19 - Vegas Traveling, The Airline from hell 9:45 - What we've seen on the trip 19:15 - Who Gets Sick during the Summer...and a Heatwave 25:48 - Lysha's Experience: Dinner and the Strip 33:07 - Let's get back to this Airline from Hell 47:44 - We got more but We Gotta Get back home. Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 137: Nothing But Bad Choices 34:19

34 weeks ago34:19

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In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests and don’t get Ryan started about the “jello”. New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we’re still working on the name) and talked about Alysha sleeping her way to the top and asked Ryan if his friendliness has ever been misinterpreted. Listen to the full episode to hear our take. TIME STAMPS 2:19 Middle child is girlfriend obsessed 7:35 Branch binging- inside out and Beverly Hills Axel F 12:15 4th of July crazies 16:45 Are we big backed or big headed? 22:56 Ryan will never look at jello the same 25:04 Branch bad choices Got a Question on Marriage or Relationships, Send us a Message! Listen to new episodes every Mondays and Wednesdays on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify! Follow us on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@jonesn2branchout546…

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Episode 136: Pathological Parenting 35:32

35 weeks ago35:32