MIKE JONES SAID HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT OFF OF SUBWAY...........BULLS*#!

YOU THINK YOU JUST TAKING YOUR KIDS TO GET THEIR TEETH CLEAN BUT FIND OUT ITS THE CLUB

THEY WOULDNT LET MY HOMEBOY IN THE CLUB BECAUSE OF HIS AGE

JOE JACKSON REALLY REACHING

PEACHEZ TRYED TO CAPITALIZED OFF THE HOE SCANDAL WITH TIGER

NEW FRAGRANCE "TOUCH ME"

PEACHES & LASAGNA GO TO THE STRIP CLUB AND GET INTO IT WITH KANYE

YOU CANT FIND IT THIS CRISPY NO WHERE ELSE LMAO

EVER SINCE THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN VOICE GOT ON, I BE SCOUTING HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR TALENT AND I BUMP HEADS WITH HOMELESS RED

MY RATCHET HOMEGIRL PEACHES JUST HAD A BABY AND I GOT HER BABY A "MY BABY CAN READ" WRONG IDEA

I challenge my brother-in-law to spit something on that Bobby track just cause i love the track so much! I told him about it and he had the track done in a few hours, he be on it yo!! #salutebro #followmeonPodcastnow #WPOTGIT.PODOMATIC.COM #DOWNLOADTHEAPP

DRAKE OUT WITH TYRA BANKS AND GET INTO BEEF WITH MICKEY MOUSE

I HAD TO GO VOTEIN THE HOOD

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT YOU NOT REMEMBERING WHO THEY ARE AFTER YOU MET THEM 1 TIME 5YRS AGO

BABY BE GOING TO FAR FOR WAYNE

COUPLE FROM ELIZABETH CITY NC GETS MARRIED AT WALMART

COUPLES ALWAYS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE THEY HAPPY IN STD COMMERCIALS

MEN WE PUT OUR ALL INTO VALENTINES CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, ITS ALL ABOUT THEM DRAWERS DOG

MY HOMEBOY FAMILY UNCLE SOUND LIKE FUTURE WHEN HE TALK

TSA TO SERIOUS

ITS A FIRE BURNING NON STOP IN THE DISMAL SWAMP AND THE SMOKE IS KILLING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

FAT MAN VS SUBURBAN TEEN ON MALL ELEVATOR

TREY SONGS IN A HORROR MOVIE, I DONT REALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT

WE WANNA PLEASE OUR WOMEN BUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ENHANCEMENT DRUGS NOT REALLY WORTH IT

OSCAR DONT ROCK WITH SESAME STREET LIKE THAT ANYWAY

COOKIE MONSTER HATE ROMNEY

THEY FILMED SCARED STRAIGHT HERE IN VA

HAVE YOU EVER GOT STUCK ON THE HRBT

A DUDE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS ROBBING ME

BIRDS FIND ME AT MY NEW SPOT

BIRDS MOVE IN MY HOUSE UPSTAIRS

IM A REDSKIN FAN TO THE FULLEST BUT A BIGGER RG3 FAN. I THINK I NEED REHAB

WE ALL HATE TO TURN OUR RENTAL CAR IN

TIRED OF THE RATCHETNESS

GUYS HATE TO HEAR POSITIVE GOALS, THEY JUST WANNA GET RIPPED ALL DAY

PEACHES GETS A JOB AS A DISPATCHER

EVERYBODY KNOW THAT OLD MAN AROUND THE WAY THEY BE TALKING SOME DEEP STUFF BUT YOU STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE TALKING BOUT

I USE TO HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE AS A TEEN WITH MY POPS IN THE HOUSE

JAY HAD TO EVICT SOME CLOSE FRIENDS FROM HIS CONDO

THEY LOVE FAT PEOPLE AND DARK MEAT

I CREATED A CLUB FOR MARRIED MEN AGAINST SINGLE DISRESPECTFUL MEN

I HAD A CHANCE TO WORKED WITH JAMES EARL JONES IN A PLAY THAT I DREAMED ABOUT

PEOPLE WITH IPHONES THINK THEY BETTER THAN PEOPLE WITH DRIODS

STUCK IN THE HOUSE DURING HURRICANE IRENE BUT I CANT HELP BUT TO SING THROUGH STORMS

FUTURE WANNA BE TONY MONTANA BUT MY 9 YR DAUGHTER WANNA BE HANNAH MONTANA

GUCCI PUSHES RATCHET CHICK OUTTA OF CAR

BEWARE OF YOUR BODY IN THIS HEAT

WOMEN PUTTING FIX A FLAT IN THEIR BUNS

TWAN STARTS BAILS BONDMAN BIZZ

FANTASIA BABY DADDY TRIES TO CONTINUE HIS CELL PHONE BIZZ BUT FANTASIA TO JEALOUS TO LET HIM