We talk about tomorrow's election, podcasting for money, Gaza, The Washington Post, perfectionism, starting a cult, billionaires, and the horror of turning over a new leaf. This is our second attempt at having a normal conversation. Let us know how we did by posting in our Discord server (you get a link when you sign up!) and hear our other, less n…

In the first episode of our new series, enjoy our attempts to have a normal conversation. We talk about "convenience," student loans, class in America, Shakespeare, P. Diddy, Antarctica, and explain the concept of The Shame Doula. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus …

This month, we read Luis Elizondo's book "Imminent" so you wouldn't have to (it's not great!) Inside, we found that his years-long claim of having new information to disclose about UFOs and aliens was almost completely false. But he did admit to running Guantánamo Bay, the notorious torture camp where the US Government still holds prisoners to this…

Welp, it turns out that Morgellons is actually aliens. That's not great! Plus: Black Sabbath bassist visited by orb, Van Halen member visited by orb, Bob Dylan visited by devil or alien, and much more. It's Weird July and it's free for you to listen to right now. Please subscribe to our Patreon, by the way. It’s at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainu…

We share the weirdest stories from June with you, including the world of secret fungus, the alien intervention in NASA exploration, one weird tip to stop an alien abduction, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity…

Karl Nell, former U.S. Army Colonel, admits that non-human intelligence is real, and on Earth. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribeद्वारा Drew & Natalie Dee

Scientists agree with what we've been telling you for years: animals are conscious and have subjective experiences! We tell you why they came to this conclusion, along with the tales of animals which not only proved to be conscious - but telepathic. Also, we talk about Mothman, omens and prognostication, the mathematical basis of the universe, entr…

This month, we explore the return of the monolith in Wales, the brand-new (more realistic) alien bodies in Peru, the alien handwriting disclosed by an American lawyer, and dozens of other topics. Our Weird Month episodes are free for the public, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more humor-based episodes about aliens, the occult, quantum physics, the …

We recap everything weird that happened this month in the world of aliens, consciousness, quantum physics, and more. Patrons get 400+ Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, as well as access to our private subscriber discord, so if you haven't become a patron yet, now's the time! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’…

Today begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions, alien disclosure, the Department of Defense, and more.…

The whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no one else is asking, let alone answering: Is David Grus…

This week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you’d think. In today’s episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where all of this is headed. Today’s episode is free, but t…

What happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400 years ago, and let you decide whether or not it was “j…

Unearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are reunited. Becoming a patron of GBU/Everything Is Real gi…

In 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in today’s Everything Is Real. Not a patron? We need yo…

The famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when the EMP destroys all of our data, why you can put tr…

The Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television’s motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We reveal all this and more in today’s free episode. Not…

Today, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this famous cryptid sighting and turn it into Sableye? We answ…

John Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic destiny by a soldier from the not-so-far-flung future?…

After WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar’s involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965, Operation Highjump, why the toothbrush moustache is coming b…

The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself. For more …

What is a Marian apparition? What should you do if one appears to you? And why does the Virgin Mary tell you the same things that aliens do when they appear? We’ve put together compelling evidence that the Virgin Mary apparitions seen around the world are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings. Listen now. If you missed our episode on why the Galactic F…

Bigfoot has been part of human culture since prehistory, and we dig into the mysteries surrounding this legendary creature in today’s Everything Is Real. If you’re interested in Sasquatch, you’ve already picked apart the Paterson Film and read about Ray Wallace, but we go deeper, investigating Bigfoot’s ties to Hinduism, extraterrestrials, consciou…

We investigated the idea that archons are using the negative emotions of Planet Earth (“loosh”) as food. Reptilians, aliens, interdimensional entities, Annunaki, and who knows what else may be sucking down your very own sadness for their own uses. We consulted Robert Monroe, the Nag Hammadi, simulation theory, fractal similarities, biological evide…

Today, we learn how people spontaneously catch on fire, and why. Join us as we review the history of spontaneous human combustion from the 1400s to the present day, discuss the thermodynamic viability of a human catching fire, and lay out the evidence for why spontaneous human combustion is real. You can help us keep making GBU and Everything Is Re…

The Georgia Guidestones were blown up this year, presumably by activists who believed they were part of a plot involving mass depopulation and eugenics. But were they really? We dug into the hidden history of the Guidestones, their builders, their message, and revealed who really wanted these things wiped from the face of the earth. Half of our Eve…

Why do people think the royal family isn’t fully human? We investigate the rumors and facts surrounding the House Of Windsor, including their infallibility to human law, the alien-human hybridization program, their mysterious health problems, vampirism, and the bombshell discovery that ties the Royal Family to the political structure of the USA. If…

Whoa! Everything Is Real! In today’s episode, we’re talking about dreams that predict reality, ontology, the history of questioning reality, why you can’t trust your eyes, materialism, idealism, Descartes, Monty Hall, Einstein, simulation theory, monks who dream, and what happens outside of the present moment. Everything Is Real is brought to you b…

What are llamas? Are they bussin? Why do people use them for therapy? What is it like to be a llama? And why are they two of people? We answer your deepest, darkest llama questions in today’s episode. Also: You need to upgrade to being a patron, so you can get our next miniseries, which starts NEXT WEEK. You’re missing half of the episodes we recor…

Air: it’s all over! We talked about what’s in it (magically and otherwise) but more importantly, we bring you the unheard story of Cube Man. You’ll have to listen to understand why. Not a paying patron/subscriber? You need to do that, because you missed our cat episode (GBU 309) which you’ll only get if you pay, along with over 150 other paid episo…

Axolotl genes, touching animals, hairless cats, how to regrow an eyeball (if you’re a human,) how to regrow other stuff (if you’re an axolotl,) and the weird experiments people have done with axolotls. Plus, the one weird secret you actually for sure didn’t know about axolotls! Listen now. Are you not a patron yet? You need to hop on that soon (hit…

We answer all your questions about nuts and inhabiting a corporeal form on today’s GBU. “Wait! Natalie and Drew! You didn’t answer my question! I didn’t even know I could ask questions to be included on the show!” That’s because you’re not in our Discord. Follow the instructions in the episode or click the “Upgrate To Paid” button to join us there.…

We learn about laundry today, from ancient to modern times. Plus: why you don't have to wash your pants, what you can (and can't) throw away, the Soylent guy and his Engineer Brain, terpenes, soap, and what happens when you eat a mango like an apple. Not subscribed? Do that if you want in on our live trivia matches, chat room, and the 150 patron-on…

Cigarette breaks, parasols, why Drew always has an umbrella, why Natalie never does, basements, golf, umbrella-based weapons, fake cigarettes, and the like. Feeling like you’re missing something? You are. As a non-patron you’re only getting half of the possible Garbage Brain University episodes. To listen to the 150(!) episodes you’ve missed, as we…

Flies: our opinions on them, your opinions on them, what to do about the Antarctica Problem, how they relate to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, why they eat shit, how to train mice, why maggots may be Actually Good, and more. Hey, if you’re not a subscriber, now is probably the time, because we could use your help to keep GBU going! Hit the “Subsc…

How to be a parent in the 1980s, getting the runs, Humbos (new invention,) the Drinky Rink, and more cookie-based experiences and inventions, all for you, today. Subscribing here or elsewhere gives you access to the Discord, which is our members-only live trivia game and chat room. Join now and you can discuss today’s episode live with Drew & Natal…

What makes a neighbor a neighbor? What makes a suburb a suburb? Why do they keep putting those five-story buildings made out of toothpicks everywhere? And how do you manipulate city council to do your bidding? These, and thousands of other questions, are answered in this very episode. Subscribe now to keep us writing, researching, and recording Gar…

Hot dogs are America’s favorite dog, like it or not! We talk pork, beef, and vegetable dogs, along with eating from the bulk bins, why humans can’t figure out how to eat, the art of splitting something exactly in half, and why no one would ever vote for Natalie. Also: the allure of being by yourself. You’ll have to listen to this one. We’ve been pl…

When’s the last time you went bowling? We talked about improving this ancient game, why presidents love it, how to use Flonase the right way (not how you think!) and how Drew once dated a cake farter. Help us keep making GBU by subscribing (you’re missing half our episodes!) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this w…

In today’s long-awaited episode, we cover remote viewing, the CIA, the Stargate program, the simulation we’re probably stuck inside, apps that let you remote view, and why you’re mostly not human to begin with. All of the supplemental materials to today’s show are posted to Discord, where other listeners are talking about remote viewing at this ver…

Centipedes! They’re mysterious, and good for the earth even if they’re disgusting. Actually, they might not be good for the earth. They might be woated. Patrons (paid subscribers) get more than free members, like over 140 episodes that are patron-only and our Discord community with bonus content and extras (as well as a chat room.) Subscribe now to…

Cue the stock circus music! We dive into the history of circuses, and the history of people doing dumb things outside of the circus. On top of the very most obvious aspects of circuses, we covered cow bingo, togas, circus aesthetics, object manipulation, and the crowning question of all: Why Don’t People Do Anything Anymore? Subscribe/become a patr…

Eating wildlife raw, monetizing jellyfish, and how jellyfish even move around in the first place. Also: why some of them are immortal, what they do all day, what mysteries they keep in their sacs and nodules, and what baby chicks have to do with all of this. You’re missing MAYLIEN, our groundbreaking miniseries on aliens, if you’re not subscribed. …

Emotions: experiments, how to keep them mellow, how to Ben Franklin them, and more. But more importantly: You are seriously fucking up right now by not subscribing/becoming a patron, because RIGHT THIS MOMENT, we’re running a new miniseries called MAYLIEN. For the entire month of May, subscribers and patrons get our deep look into Roswell, close en…

Why the Cincinnati Castle is for idiots! Also: White Castle, sandcastles, bunkers, moats, woods, and all of the dirty business of castles, old and new. Please subscribe so that we can continue to pay the Garbage Brain University research team and write/record these episodes! You’ll get over 130 episodes you haven’t heard, plus access to our secret …

Why nothing humans make will last, why spiders are the worst bugs, why people perceive almost nothing, how spiders make silk, the ongoing cloaca situation, and what humans could do if we could make thread. Plus Imposter Syndrome, aliens changing our DNA, and the true purpose of all the plastic we make, micro or macro. Please subscribe, by the way. …

Blood tests, birds exploding, and other reasons not to like weddings. Hit the “subscribe now” button to access the 136 paid episodes plus our Discord chatroom. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe…

Pigeon races, camel races, racewalking, swimming, nude biking, and all the other races that have ever existed. Which one would you be in? If you’re not a patron/subscriber you’re missing 135 premium-only episodes which you can access immediately by clicking the “Subscribe Now” button: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to disc…

Would you become a cannibal? We talk about all the important parts of cannibalism: bioaccumulation, taste, Big Lurch, Christ Bearer, and chickens eating chickens. Also, prions, pour-overs, and the shit tree. Not a subscriber? Support GBU by giving us five dollars and you’ll be rewarded with 134 paid-patron-only episodes plus access to our secret Di…

People love hippos… but should they? We look deeply into the hippo-dolphin connection, why they spray feces, why Drew doesn’t believe in wind chill, and why people love the lowest common denominator. Also: GG Allin, ancient zoos, muting people, and sleeping in the bathtub. Please consider supporting GBU since you listen to it and love it. A patrona…