Chris and I enjoy our time in Criterion country and cry foul about The Crow (2024).

Apologies for the new microphone I tried this episode: its sole purpose appears to be picking up my breathing. Still, a fun one, as Lee S. and I dig deep on a fable about finding and losing your happy place.

Cthulhu’s not the only one feeling an eternal slumber. Kerry and I explore the shallows of this lo-fi Lovecraft tale.

Liz and Sam from Fright Mic feel my pain, as a movie we were really enjoying falls apart in the final 30 seconds in a bewildering fashion that really has to be seen to be believed.

It’s Christmas in July as Kerry and I open a gift from the Grinch.

Ruh-roh, Raggy! Faith (from Slumber Party Monsters) and I don’t quite hate this not-quite Scooby-Doo.

Another 50 episodes down, another 50 movies. Chris and I decide the best of the best, the worst of the worst, and all the meh in-between.

Chris and I watched it, and we don’t know what we saw. Watch and listen along, maybe you can figure it out.

Sorry, can I borrow you for a minute? Chris and I ramble our way through this Tubi Original, which we do not see ourselves falling in love with.

Justin and Hayley from the tremendous ADHD-DVD podcast arrive to help me slay one of my cinematic white whales.

Kerry and I get down in the gutter with this nasty little gem. Toxic boyfriends, even more toxic grandmas, and the importance of not overstaying your welcome.

Lisa G. and I have a long, fair and balanced discussion about a certain filmmaker and eventually actually talk about Rebel Moon.

Dan D. helps me kick off Request Month in style…mid-90’s style. I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Bree returns to confront our thoughts on this doc, obsession, neurodivergence, and tries her best not to name-drop her rock star boyfriend TOO often.

Wes Craven presents “Single Witch Female”.Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc.

Dylan B. and take a trip back to when you could make a whole movie from a 3-minute sketch.

Holiday break is over, and we’re kicking off 2024 with a children’s film that begins the way that Megan Is Missing ends…

Chris and Heath stave off the chill of a Lifetime movie script with the warm glow of Yancy Butler. Many choices were made, and not one of them was right.

Rainy Walker is back for baby Zendaya, the fashion of Disney Channel originals, and making a dog your nemesis.

Kerry has seen ZERO Children of the Corn films. I’ve seen all 11. Let’s hear what happens…

I'm so happy to be back. Here's a quick episode about goals, love, and all-around good vibes.द्वारा Lauren Miller

Faith from Caffeinated Monsters helps me kick off spooky season with this low-budget anthology. Cannibals, terrible professors, and Martian sex zombies await.

Luna and Kat from Delight In Fright are here to help you stay awake for this lo-fi disasterpiece. Subpar puppets, sub-porn acting and the blurred line between dream logic and plain old crap writing.

Shannan C. returns to gush (with a caveat and an asterisk) about your problematic new fave, baby’s first Bollywood movie.

Chris and I tackle Canadian melodrama with an interesting cast and a truly shocking amount of penises.

Wanna-be Lifetime thriller in which a dangerous psychopath meets the dangerously stupid. Kerry and I can barely contain our indifference.

Sebastian M. returns to drop knowledge about Wes Craven’s ode to the rubber monster movie.

We all need a break sometimes. Here's a couple of things I've been doing on my much needed break!द्वारा Lauren Miller

Even if Baz Lurhmann isn’t your flavor, Ewan McGregor damn sure better be. Guest Gretta S. and I can barely contain ourselves.

Nothing says “That’s So Random” like a Christmas movie in June. Warning: this film contains very little Christmas and very little mystery.

No, not THAT The Room. This is a Shudder exclusive, so it’s the perfect time for Slasher creator, Damon, to return. Big Slasher news, ambiguous endings and raging Oedipal complexes.

The fellas from Midwest Horror Network join me to talk about a wildly horny movie. You won’t last 10 seconds!

Between inexperience recording out in the wild & an equipment malfunction, our first live show is a cobbled-together Frankenstein that doesn’t sound great. Which, for this movie, is actually quite appropriate.

Don't stop, pivot.द्वारा Lauren Miller

How many better versions of this movie will you come up while watching it? Guest Megan H. and I came up with two.

Well, hell on a few blocks in Los Angeles really, but Brandon, Logan, and I get the gist. Chain smoking (in more ways than one), the Freddy factor, and what would Heavenraisers be like? Sync up and watch along.

Ponyo loves ham! The twins (Brandon and Logan) and I love Ponyo.

Journey back, dear listeners, with Chris and I, to the year 2012: when everything was 3D for no reason, sequel potential was squandered on wet fart CGI, and Kit Harington hadn’t yet learned how to hide his accent.

Well, I didn’t. I married Kerry. But Mike Myers did and we’re here to discuss where this falls in the Myers canon, childhood fears, and the power of strong cameos.

Revisit the goals, plans, and visions you had at the beginning of 2023! See how far you've come!द्वारा Lauren Miller

The phenomenal and insightful Susan Gordon joins me to dig deep on her starting role in this lovely film.

Intensions are great. Executing those intentions are even better!द्वारा Lauren Miller

TBM Horror’s Mar Garcia joins me to talk about the most romantic movie with zombies there is. Find her and TBM Horror here: https://linktr.ee/tbmhorror?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=ecc48e20-a96c-4262-a09b-aec47021f6d5

Horror filmmaker Chris Magennis joins me to talk about the scariest idea of all: evangelical purity culture. *shiver* *vomit*

Kristi B. (That Horror Witch) is back for this above-average entry in the hopefully defunct “hoodie-horror” sub-genre. School is out…forever.

This week I'm just sharing my thoughts. I hope you all enjoy!द्वारा Lauren Miller

Lisa G. and Angela T. are well-equipped to help me sucker punch this very confused, barrel-bottom “action” movie.

द्वारा Lauren Miller

Happy New Year!!!! This episode I'm sharing some things I'm learning through therapy! Take a listen and let me know what you all think.द्वारा Lauren Miller

Dylan B. is back to dissect this collection of semi-related scenes. Head smashes, very accessible villain lairs, and for god’s sake will someone let this man finish a meal in peace?!