Erik Prince breaks down the problem in the Swamp! Is Ann Coulter a "racist"? CALLS: Anti-Trump fail! A "racist" for America. "Terrorism" against men and women! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 9, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) TOPICS: T-shirt inspo, Bureaucracy clip * (0:04:03) Hey, guys! Josh Donaldson, "Jackie Robinson" (NY Yankees tee) * (0:12:43…

Anti-regulation rant: Govt for Hillary! Don't wanna see the homeless! A couple calls: Trump, Warp Speed, Anti-Semitism laws? Women judge and feel judged! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 8, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) TOPICS: Regulation, Homelessness… * (0:01:44) Hey, guys! American Shooters tee, Vegas * (0:04:34) "Get rid of these regulations" …

Economy vs "nightlife" rant! Calls: Smearing white views! Why evil? White humans? What's authority? Kristi Noem shot her puppy, playing "man"! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 7, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:03:09) Hey, guys! Coo-al Hake tee (Don't jump to conclusions) * (0:06:21) Cost-of-living crisis killing "nightlife" (London, etc.)…

We're two-faced! Cinco de Mayo. 24yo black died in NY! Sadiq Khan 3rd term London Mayor! FE debunked by globe! Hispanic accents! The Hake Report, Monday, May 6, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Life w/o thinking (BOND tee) No beach stream (yet) * (0:06:30) Hake didn't get snake footage! * (0:09:23) BRETT, NV: People chan…

Dietary propaganda: Meat vs veggies? Too much water? Anti-Semitism, RINOs, and TRUMP? Callers on IQ, the Bible, and History! The Hake Report, Friday, May 3, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:04) Hey, guys! Willow Beach * (0:04:16) CJ, TX: Vegetation, vegetables * (0:12:26) CJ: The garden, God * (0:16:35) CJ: Men (T), climate agenda, sla…

Cool bird footage. Free Palestine females protest. Chip Roy vs "hate crimes" RINOs. Calls: Communist/Fascist Christian snakes with no love! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 2, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics / Alpha Jerky * (0:02:50) Hey, guys! * (0:05:41) Birds at the beach (Hake beach streams) * (0:09:34) From the river to the sea ladies cha…

Pro-aborsh Kamala Harris. Cancer patient wins lotto! Is cancer hype a racket? The REAL paleolithic diet: Veggies?! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 1, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:02:35) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:04:22) Kamala for aborsh in FL * (0:13:04) MARK, CA: 4 blacks high speed chase * (0:16:30) MARK: In the blood? Whites. …

Another black cop killer. Travis Kelce, modern male with T. Swift. Pro-Palestinian protesters: masking vs Virus Fear and Doxxing! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 30, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Kelce, Cops, black French singer * (0:02:47) Hey, Jesse! * (0:03:00) Hey, guys! Get a Job Teespring (not Hake!) * (0:06:06) Suspect kills four p…

Biden, father of the country? Yes, victim-blame! (Apple River case.) Gaza drama: "Genocide"? AZ AG gal: Get Trump! Constitutional rights? Gone! The Hake Report, Monday, April 29, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Beach premieres, Gaza drama (college drama), Biden Stern * (0:02:14) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (Society6) * (0:04:54) Howard…

"Wealth Gap": their own fault! Callers on "snakes," WWII lore, Bible's "Sons of God" interpretations. Supers: Weinstein vs OJ court cases? The Hake Report, Friday, April 26, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee (again) * (0:08:33) Communist "Wealth Gap" propaganda ( * (0:25:31) Hake on "Wealth Gap" mes…

Evil MeToo failed! Liberal FBI pushing fear! Callers: Health, nose-breathing, meat diet. Is Trump fake? Weed culture. Fed is anti-Trump! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 25, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Harvey Weinstein, FBI, Fed, * (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee * (0:06:28) Harvey Weinstein conviction overturned! * (0:15:07…

Foreign aid RINOs! Aborsh in "medical emergencies"? Callers weigh in on liberal, lame hospitals! Downfall of America! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 24, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Foreign Aid, Aborsh propaganda * (0:02:49) Hey, guys! * (0:03:58) Foreign aid bill, possible TikTok ban * (0:14:45) LAWRENCE, ID: Veterans, Obama VA, Fore…

Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Gaza drama, Simone Biles, Coffees * (0:01:32) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (BOND tee) * (0:03:17) STEVE, NY: Anti-racist kids…

Callers: Joe and Mark the snakes! Unearned wisdom? Logos, Ethos, Pathos. Man set himself afire! Anger testimony! Trump not the guy? SATs "racist"! The Hake Report, Monday, April 22, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Hey, guys! (Rough start!) * (0:01:44) Better, not bitter BOND tee * (0:02:25) JOE, AZ: JLP's not effective (Snake puppet from Carver) * …

Busy calls day: Pastors fighting, Anger advice, "Nice" couples (not!), Trump, Israel, Vets, Caller Wars: Hake has white guilt?! The Hake Report, Friday, April 19, 2024 AD CLIP: 'You have a mean streak!' Woman calls Hake a SNAKE! (14-min) YouTube | Rumble Hake's T-shirt from BOND Teespring – rebuildingtheman.creator-spring.com TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00…

Facts are not truth! Facts distract from truth! Fun calls, but not fiery like yesterday. Old school racists? Shooters on scooters in NYC! WNBA uncensored! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 18, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:01:45) Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (Hake tee) * (0:04:05) JOHN, KY: Mark: The Hake and Snake Show! * (0:06:43) DAVID…

Proof: Obama a "redistribution" socialist! Black and white callers go to war on Hake, except for a Guatemalan gal who married white! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 17, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics (Oops, Greggatron, your super tomorrow!) * (0:03:08) Hey, guys! FH tee * (0:05:11) Obama the socialist (complicated business) * (0:08:…

EEOC for aborsh! Calls on sin, temptation, and Trump. WNBA's new "star" and fashion! Education: Career! Simp's 45th anniversary! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 16, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:03:19) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave YOU! (JLP tee) * (0:06:57) Employers must accommodate aborsh (EEOC) * (0:14:26) JAIME, MN: 1 John …

Attacks in Sydney suburbs! Calls: Marxism. Obama. CRT almost got me! Holy Spirit? Jesus? Women in Heaven? Ladies argue about Gaza drama. The Hake Report, Monday, April 15, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:42) Topics: Stabbings, Conflicted women * (0:03:18) Hey, guys! WHM tee * (0:06:02) Australians under attack! * (0:15:20) JOHN, NY: A…

OJ's jury, 50-percent black ladies! Marc Lamont Hill, one of them! Lots of calls (and super chats) on God, "Love," intellectualism, etc. The Hake Report, Friday, April 12, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:55) Topics? OJ, (Did not get to the Fed!) * (0:02:17) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (Society6) * (0:04:46) OJ Simpson cas…

Calls: Obama, McCain, Clinton, JUDGED! Sociopath LIARS! Ladies punched in NYC. Hillary to voters: "Get over yourself." Don't show off or self-doxx! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 11, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:53) RIP OJ, gone to be with Nicole * (0:03:20) Hey, guys! I Love Boomers. * (0:07:31) JOE, AZ: Not Biden, but Obama 2x …

Calls today. News, Crusades; JLP hater Joe: black Americans R-worded? Alex Jones' $1.5B fine! Anger and judgment! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics? Calls! * (0:01:06) Hey, guys! BOND tee (rebuildingtheman Teespring) * (0:02:57) DAVID, FL: Apple River stabbing case * (0:06:01) DAVID: Muslim anti-US chant, …

Blind judgment! Baltimore bridge, anti-cop Reddit, Gaza drama. Meghan McCain, "happy" in her body! Woman on shmornography. A couple interesting calls! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 9, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics / Stalling / Announcements (Cameo!) * (0:05:38) Hey, guys! * (0:08:35) Baltimore bridge: re-name? ("Civil Rights") * (0:17:00…

Interesting calls! Michael Knowles interviewed a dirty-video-woman-turned-Christian! Bits of Sam Houston and Gen. Lee history! The Hake Report, Monday, April 8, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Porn star Christian, * (0:02:10) Hey, guys! Nevada tee * (0:03:13) JAMES, NY: Bro took mom in, "righteous anger" (Foster, Catholic Charities) * (0:18…

14yo streamer puts hand in gal's food! Crime stats: Cooked books? OK vs NY violence. Look at yourself! Don't project on others! The Hake Report, Friday, April 5, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Announcements * (0:02:00) Topics * (0:04:06) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive (with gal emoji) Hake tee * (0:08:54) JAKE HUSDON, MI: Hello! * (0:12:33) Disrespe…

Candace Owens, feminist! "Per capita" stats! Cannibalism? Bible: Don't be surprised! Pastors feeding the "poor," being a nuisance! FE call: Sun vs moon, explain! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 4, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Announcements / Topics * (0:03:05) Hey, guys! Santa Monica tee * (0:05:23) Tips: NAACP, Karl Rove, Candace English * (0:…

Some fun calls. Axios report: Trump guy Stephen Miller against anti-white racism! A couple long calls on anger and emotions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 3, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:46) Topics (Stephen Miller; NOT Judges/Christians, NOT Obama) * (0:03:47) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:05:13) DENNY, Bulgaria: Kids depend on…

Black kids, less room for error? Obama's "Cash for Clunkers," exposed! Liberal: "Hate cannot be reasoned with…" The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 2, 2024 AD Get a Job stuff (not JLP, not Hake!) getajob.creator-spring.com TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: profiling, Obama… * (0:04:35) Hey, guys! Get a Job "Savage Moments" tee * (0:07:48) Less room for e…

"Cash for Clunkers" calls. Poor Lizzo "quits"! "Trans Day of Visibility" reaction. "Emotional Support Animal" tenant "rights"! Pope washed women's feet! The Hake Report, Monday, April 1, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Hake tee * (0:04:23) JAIME, MN: Used car scam, cash for clunkers * (0:11:48) JAIME: Min wage, Africa,…

All calls today: What's wrong with the "CWP's"? Is racism bad? Property values decline with low-quality people! Woman goes off over Rabbi Shmuley! The Hake Report, Friday, March 29, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:41) Hake on MadeByJimbob Mixed Bag Panel 8 today! * (0:03:03) Hey, guys! The Big Stick tee * (0:05:31) JAIME, MN: A call a…

Mitch's sis-in-law died! "Truth" ego debates. Trump Bible! Christians, "antisemitism." RIP Joe Lieberman! Woman victimhood culture attacks men! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 28, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:02) Topics: Conspiracy! Trump Bible; "Anti-Semitism"; Soccer kiss * (0:04:17) Hey, guys! Desert fox? (Joshua Tree tee) * (0…

s/o black ladies! Baltimore mayor slurred as "DEI"! Community Notes mad! DoorDash fraud: black hands doctor food delivery pic for refund! The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 27, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Topics: DoorDash fraud, "DEI" slur (I disavow) * (0:03:07) Hey, guys! Tan pocket tee * (0:04:30) PATRICK, NY: Adam and Eve, …

Hype on aborsh "rights." NAACP: Black women are…? Single mother's 16yo "bullied" daughter dies. Calls: God, Confederacy, Easter. The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 26, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:35) Topics ("Bullying," discrimination, NOT min wage, anti-Semitism) * (0:02:24) Hey, guys! Henley shirt * (0:03:53) CNN pro-aborsh story (…

Hake news, lame Lisa Murkowski against Trump, Kate Middleton cancer drama, election threats and assumptions … The Hake Report, Monday, March 25, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: News, Murkowski, Kate's cancer, assumptions * (0:04:26) Hey, guys! * (0:05:47) Beach Streams (pre-recorded) Saturday-Sunday * (0:07:25) Gaza drama: 700 for 40, priso…

Macron playing manly vs Putin? Calls: Christianity, evil. "Irish" PM resigns! RyanAir stewardesses, pretty? Elmo asks how you're doing. The Hake Report, Friday, March 22, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Short show! * (0:00:54) Hey, guys! Uniting the races (JLP tee) * (0:02:57) Macron boxing pics, Putin, old wife * (0:08:44) JAMES, NY: "Christian," …

"Zionist" nationalism, extreme? Callers against housing discrimination. "I'm better than Trump." Kyle R. heckled at TPUSA event: "hate speech!" The Hake Report, Thursday, March 21, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:08) Topics: "Anti-Semitism," "extremism," BASED Charlie Kirk! * (0:03:29) Hey, guys! * (0:05:05) Trump vs Schumer, "antisem…

Hake news hodge podge! Hasan Piker misinterprets Destiny's mom! Calls on pot use/quitting, near-death lessons, and politics MESS. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Hasan/Destiny, Happiest countries * (0:02:11) Hey, guys! Knowledge is poison (Hake tee) * (0:05:20) Dirty Dozen (strawberries), Clean Fifteen …

Hake's back from Jury Duty! Callers on Trump in courts. Kanye, judged by Christians! Child custody problems: worried fathers call! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:53) Topics: Kanye vs Christians (not Destiny/Hasan Piker) * (0:02:42) Hey, guys-uys! Children of the Lie TFS tee * (0:04:14) Hake on Jury…

GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report again! Monday, March 18, 2024 AD NO TIME STAMPS … BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/18/joel-friday-for-hake-again-mon-3-18-24 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/18/evil-schumer-wants-to-replace-pm-bibi-in-israel-hake-news-mon-3-18-24 Hake is…

GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report, Friday, March 15, 2024 AD — Hake is out today! GUEST HOST: Joel Friday TV links: https://www.youtube.com/@joelfridaytv | https://www.instagram.com/joelfridaytv | https://allmylinks.com/joelfridaytv TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start with Joel Friday (blamed for walking on paint!) * (0:03:49) Hey, guys! (Co…

Don't hire Don Lemon! Neil Young vs Spotify. Fun calls on libs, black culture. Maternal mortality, overblown? Spring break vs Easter vacation! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 14, 2024 AD — there were NO shows yesterday, Wed 3/13/24! TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Don Lemon, maternal mortality, Neil Young * (0:02:12) Hey, guys! (Complicated busine…

Call the police on JK Rowling! No free speech! Joel Friday vs Charlie Kirk! Calls and Super Chats on slavery and evil judgment. The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 12, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Hate speech! Joel vs Kirk! * (0:02:07) Hey, guys! LA LA LA (Hake tee) * (0:05:18) JK Rowling "transphobia" - India Willoughby * (0:13:28) Ben Shap…

Ex-con activist Joe Rogan guest, alleged head in freezer! Callers: Uncle Tom's Cabin propaganda! Trump loves despots, say advisors! The Hake Report, Monday, March 11, 2024 AD See Hake's appearance on Jake Husdon last Saturday: Hake blog post / Substack | Jake's YouTube TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:01:54) Hey, guys! Cobra yellow T-shirt * (0:…

COHOSTS! Crishaun the Don and Joel Friday on SOTU, diabetes, TikTok daughter, black testosterone, "racism," and an immodest neighbor! The Hake Report, Friday, March 8, 2024 AD Crishaun the Don (Misfit Nation) Links https://www.youtube.com/@MisfitNation | https://twitter.com/crishaunthedon | https://twitter.com/TheMisfitNation | https://rumble.com/u…

Elijah McClain, "Rest In Power… Chin up, kings!" People judging Trump. Interesting calls! In Vitro Fertilization drama. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 7, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start (Men's Forum tonight!) * (0:01:13) Topics / Crishaun back tomorrow! * (0:02:27) Hey, guys! Sky blue tee (s/o Kevin Howe) * (0:04:24) Daylight Saving Time st…

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on Paul's "judgment." White victimhood! (Calls on Tongues.) Right wing fall for conspiracies! Roots of U.S. "racism." The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 6, 2024 AD GUEST LINKS https://www.youtube.com/@MisfitNation | https://twitter.com/crishaunthedon | https://twitter.com/TheMisfitNation | https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNat…

Calls and one story. Realistic Confederate history. UN Gaza R-word drama. "Nobody owns Trump." And, "Trump is a liar!" The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 5, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics (Only got to Israel-Palestine UN R-word drama) * (0:02:27) Hey, guys! BOND tee (life without thinking) * (0:04:34) DANIEL, TX: Got the job! Joe, AZ: Lee sepa…

Another busy calls day — callers vs callers. Racial resentment! Living in the past! Fake history! Whites getting angry and emotional! The Hake Report, Monday, March 4, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:37) Topics (Didn't get to anything) * (0:03:30) Hey, guys! Chrome, useless. VW tee (boo) * (0:06:52) MARK, CA: Riley Laken reactions (mi…

WoMeN's HiStOrY MoNtH! Ape-ray aborsh agitprop! Scared of S-word! Bible Thumper calls against JLP and Paul! Discrimination super chats. The Hake Report, Friday, March 1, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: JLP Live! App rdo.to/JESSE * (0:02:25) Amy Grant - "Old Man's Rubble" (1977, Amy Grant) * (0:08:01) Hey, guys! Yellow shirt * (0:10:25) Ape-r…

Calls, Super Chats, and black history music! "Study to show thyself approved"? Crime and out-of-wedlock shamelessness, black and white! Gaza in ruins! The Hake Report, Thursday, February 29, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:42) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee * (0:04:16) DAVID, FL: shoutouts: Spoiler Alert * (0:05:45) DAVID: my childhood fight…