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Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a sketch comedy podcast hosted by two longtime friends: Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith. It’s produced by Michael’s wife; podcaster Gillian Pensavalle (The Hamilcast, True Crime Obsessed), and features the three of them, as well as Ted’s brother Mike O’Gorman (Vice Principals, A.P Bio) in every episode. The sketches are short and often bizarre, and the genuine affection that all the people involved have for each other permeates the materi ...
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—There’s a new sports drink from New England! —A new PSA is out just for bros behind the wheel. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a new trend of bedroom etiquette…and a song to go with it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly supp…
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—Hogwarts LA is back with a new commercial! —Some adventurous friends are ravenous for brunch. —A 90’s commercial had a very dangerous brand of jeans. —Arnold Schwarzenegger unpacks famous song lyrics. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some …
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—We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A dating app is out for a certain illegal industry. —A family in the dust bowl is as dysfunctional as it gets. —There’s a recall on a certain kind of impractical toilet. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholehearted…
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—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Bros. —There’s a new home rental app which comes with real life experience. —Ted and Michael reveal a lost prospective James Bond theme song. —Roll call at a retirement home is never easy. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators whol…
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—Ted and Michael claim to be altruistic inventors. —A new PSA is out just for bros who have to walk through doors. —Two cool kids in the cafeteria discuss some fast-approaching classmates. —There’s a new Fraud Kit for people who want to climb the corporate ladder! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the c…
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—Two Russian guys head into a blind date. —A sports announcer cannot stop oversharing his observations. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a face mask to help your dog love you more! —Ted and Michael play a dangerous game called “Bee or Candy?” Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-u…
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Announcement! Our Season 4 livestream will be on Wednesday October 4th at 6pm ET! Join us for guests, readings, and random questions…provided by you! You can find it at youtube.com/@mischiefmedia.
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—Hogwarts LA is running a new commercial. —A professional athlete breaks up with his girlfriend. —”The Singing Bully” is back…as a horror movie. —Ted and Michael admire their wives’ intellects. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even…
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—The guys get a sneak peak of the latest “Fast and Furious” movie AND interview the cast! —Mike is back in the shower…with you. —A new PSA is out just for bros who don’t know how to treat a lady. —Ted, Michael, and Gillian have their annual secret Santa. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wh…
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—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers! —A new PSA is out just for bros who need a tissue. —The newest teen party trend is both dangerous and delicious. —Ted and Michael join the space billionaires! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support t…
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—The Avengers have a new, confusing enemy. —Michael introduces Ted to a spooky new prospective writing partner. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say —A new slow cooker also educates! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG…
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—Werner Herzog is up for parole! —A new parenting technique uses a legendary comedian as its model. —Ted unveils his newest impression…Michael! —A morning show’s food segment has a new spin on cereal. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some a…
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—Hogwarts is back with a new campus, and they've moved west! —We present lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A PSA just for bros who talk too much. —A sports announcer has no filter, and a ton of intuition. —”Ted and Michael” is remembered in a documentary from the future. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a no…
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Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here’s how they do it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid …
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Our end-of-season livestream is TODAY and you don't want to miss it: sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback! See you tonight, May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link!
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Sketch readings, special guests, AND we're going to base a season 4 sketch on your live feedback... it's our End of Season Livestream! We'll see you at May 12, 6pm Eastern at this link! ~*~ Follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and outtakes, and don't forget to check out our merch on MischiefMerch.com! This show was produced by Jenson Neal, G…
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A classic soda now has zero calories. Prime Minister Winston Churchill plays Candyland. Ted and Michael see a shrink. ~*~ Credits: “Diet Rita” Dad: Mike O’Gorman Jimmy: Michael Smith Construction Guy 1: Ted O’Gorman Doctor: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Guy 1/Jingle: James Monroe Iglehart Woman 1: Aneesa Folds Max: Nik Walker Sully: Andrew Bancr…
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Christopher Walken finally got wind of all the sketches…and he wants revenge. A new Fraud Kit for people that want to look like they do volunteer work. A new episode of the morning show “Top ‘O The Mornin’” brings a guest with a dubious invention. Ted prepares a Christmasey surprise for Michael and Gillian. ~*~ Credits: “Walken Revenge” Michael Smi…
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A new service combines medicine and lunch. The singing bully is in the library! Classic actor Peter Lorre reads Mad Libs, written by sixth graders. Ted’s using a new phrase that Michael cannot stand. ~*~ Credits: “Sandwich MD” V.O.: Nik Walker Patient: Michael Smith Receptionist: Gillian Pensavalle Mr. Fletcher: James Monroe Iglehart Old man: Patri…
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Comedian Stephen Wright performs as a baby. “Sandals Paradise” is back, with another really specific hotel offering! We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.” Comedian Stephen Wright performs as an 11-year-old. A guy fills his resume with truths. ~*~ “Young Stephen Wright 1” Stephen Wright: Ted O’Gorman “S…
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The show transforms into the style of “Martin and Lewis.” Michael reveals his admiration for Zac Efron. There’s a new home DNA test, with a basketball legend at the helm. ~*~ Credits: "Martin and Lewis 1" Vampire: Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle V.O.: Patrick McCartney Woman: Hallie O'Gorman Leonardo: Andrew Bancroft “Zac Efron” Ted…
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Australians deliver bad news. Gillian helps Ted and Michael with their website bios. There’s a new impulse item to class up your bedtime. Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers. Gillian, Michael, and Ted get a visit from a “radio magician.” ~*~ Credits: "Australian Bad News: 1" V.O.: Michael Smith Guy: Ted O…
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We present more “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever.”It’s time to shower with Mike!Mike O’Gorman wants to take a larger hand in the show.A new cologne for jerks that want to create… suspicion. ~*~ Credits: "Things You Should Never Say: 5" V.O./Woman: Gillian Pensavalle, Janice McIntyre Guy: Ted O'Gorman, Nik Walker Ma…
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Ted and Michael go… noir. A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people’s most intimate of areas. Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon! Ted and Michael answer fan mail. ~*~ Credits: "Ted and Michael Noir: 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle Good: Patrick McCartney "Swiss Cheese Penis"V.O.:…
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Quint from the movie “Jaws” does the narration from “A Christmas Story.” Ted, Michael, and Gillian discuss what charities to donate to. Ted, Michael, and Gillian play a new game called “What’s In A Sip?” “Things You Should Never Ever Say on a First Date…or Probably Ever” is back! ~*~ Credits: "Quint Does Ralphie: 1" Quint: Ted O'Gorman "Charity Con…
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Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers.Gillian still has a gun!A morning show welcomes a diet-pushing hypnotist. ~*~ "Celeb Smash Bros. 6" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Gillian Has a Gun 2" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith,…
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A new product satisfies a child’s craving for frosting with some kick! Method actor Christopher Walken finds himself in the belly of a whale. Ted and Michael attempt a phone writing session. The singing bully is in the cafeteria! ~*~ CREDITS: "Sriraching": V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Candice: Aneesa Folds "Walken and th…
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A late night talk show takes place in the stomach of an obnoxious nine-year-old. Ted and Michael share their favorite holiday traditions. A new product provides support for…some people’s most intimate of areas. Werner Herzog is back! And he’s very sleepy. ~*~ Credits: "Late Night in Billly's Stomach" Announcer/V.O.: Aneesa Folds Spearmint: Michael …
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Season Three of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones will be available on all podcast platforms on January 11th, with new episodes every Tuesday. Season Three features the voice talents of Aneesa Folds, James Monroe Iglehart, Nik Walker, Eddy Lee, Andrew Bancroft, Julian Jiménez, Janice McIntyre , Patrick McCartney, Emmanuel Polycarpe , A…
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Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds. Cast: 'I’m Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O’Gorman Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O’Gorman Martin…
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Ted and Michael set up a “Fish Track.” Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual harassers. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial! Cast: "Fish Track" Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Columbo Takes an Improv Class" Columbo: Ted O’Gorman V.O: Michael Paul Smith …
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Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers. Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O’Gorman Elle: Hallie O’Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle "Connery Reads …
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Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents. Cast: "90’s Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O’Gorman Roger: Ted O’Gorman "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described…
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Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from “Star Wars”) orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop’s electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying s…
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Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller. Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O’Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa…
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The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game “Smash Brothers.” Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans. Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Quee…
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Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael’s behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back. Cast: "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O’Gorman "Werner…
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There’s a new hit streaming series called “Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee” Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila. Cast: "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O’Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Te…
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A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines…
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Michael takes us on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Tyburn Industries has a new “Fraud Kit” for people who want to pretend to be pregnant. A woman decides on what to order for dinner with her professional athlete boyfriend. Donald Trump and Stephen Miller play another round of the board game “Guess Who.”…
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Ted, Michael, and Gillian ponder what life without each other would be like. Hogwarts has a new campus...in Canada! The Neo-Nazi movement is seeking new forms of musical recruitment. Werner Herzog is back with his series of involuntary interviews with Steve Zahn. Cast: “If We Didn’t Know Each Other” Ted O’Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensava…
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Gillian and Hallie prefer Ted and Michael in small doses...and one at a time.द्वारा Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle,
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Sean Connery has graciously agreed to record this promo for season two of "Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones" by telling this completely true story.द्वारा Ted O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith,
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Ted and Michael have made a Season Two promo with the help of an epic-sounding voiceover guy.द्वारा Michael Paul Smith, Ted O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle,
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Ted and Michael have a bold new idea. Gillian is...less than supportive. Season Two debuts April 22nd!द्वारा Ted O'Gorman, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith
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Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever. Steve Zahn plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial. Another marriage comes to an end at the hands of unabated karaoke. Credits: --Thing You Should Never Eve…
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Summary: Andre the Giant finds himself in a ball pit at Chuck ‘E Cheese. A new Sandals resort highlights a man learning about his wife’s dark secret. A man debriefs the feds about his alien abduction. New footage from Apollo 11 reveals some personal conflicts. Credits: --Andre in the Ball Pit-- Andre: Mike O’Gorman Man: Ted O’Gorman Woman: Gillian …
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Michael describes another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. A new sunscreen specializes on parts that usually go unexposed to the sun. Method actor Christopher Walken fills in for Santa Claus. The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an adve…
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Andre the Giant visits a Spanish tapas bar. A new company offers full “fraud kits” for people who want to pretend to be successful. A new “Twilight Zone” episode features a guy who aims to make civil rights movements and other people’s identities all about himself. Credits: --Andre at the Tapas Bar-- Andre: Mike O’Gorman Server: Gillian Pensavalle …
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Jason Bateman stars in a new, very Jason Bateman, movie. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Sam Elliott plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. A kidnapper questions his career choice. --Guys-- V.O: Luke Sholl Jason Bateman: Mike O’Gorman Mob guy: Michael Paul Smith --Shower With …
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