I swear I didn’t eat that guys hotdog! #thisismyreallife #hotdogs #howwasyourweekend #cornerbakeryistrash #swordswallowing

I’ve missed you guys! 😭

like Mike Myers IM BACK Y’ALL!!!!! #happyhalloween #bangs #thisismyreallife #lol #cute

I like hot wings and pranking people ? #letsdothis #thisismyreallife #pranks #hotwings #comedy #lol

Hey let’s do 80’s night sometime! ?

Sometimes cute things give me the good kind of anxiety and also I have no problem looking like a dumbass. #lol #comedy #ThisIsMyRealLife

Hey if you need help drying your ass, I got you! #helpinghand #witches #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

It’s all in the tittle. Also it's not friday but whatever lol #comedy #lol #thisismyreallife

I just wanted to make sure my friends card wasn’t getting charged! #imadeascene #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

Sorry it’s been a few days but I’ve been in a terrible mood. On another note don’t forget to hit me up if you need any light auto body/ mechanic work.... my prices are reasonable. #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

I come from a long line of people who think they’re funny ? #thisismyreallife #family #lol #comedy

Sand is gross. Dudes who yell at you in Target parking lots are gross and.... people who don’t turn in your debit card at Peter Piper’s are also gross. #thisismyreallife #summer #sunscreen #target #thebeach

It’s just a Wednesday! Also hey Kelly, i read your message while i was at work so i didnt get to check out your profile, but i am now aware that you're a fella, and a handsome one at that so.... sorry about that!!!! #sorrykelly #whateven #ThisIsMyRealLife #ihatethebeach

I thought the adult denture program was self explanatory.... but like does it cover Dentures? Also have you ever woken up from a dream embarrassed cause that’s something new to me!!!! ? #comedy #dentures #farting #dreams #thisismyreallife #embarrassed

Some Tuesday’s are just Tuesday’s but this Tuesday kicked ass, and here’s why!!! #comedy #cute #recap #ThisIsMyRealLife #river #tuesday #speedingticket #fish

Would you believe me if I told you my first kiss was Batman? #lol #batman #dccomics #kiss #cute #funny #comedy

I was just trying to be helpful and now I need a new hand. #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife