Killed By Apocalypstick! 2

Despite the best efforts of the pusillanimous scum-of-the-Earth, Killed By Porn is back for its semi-yearly All Hallows' Eve exhibition 🖕🤘🧷. Every episode is back on (most) podcast platforms, with the exception of Youtube music who banned my entire account and channel this morning, (RIP to the visionary hero, Nasim Najafi Aghdam🙏📿 ). But, don't let…

It's the last day to upload for free on Mixcloud, so here's the next episode of Killed By Porn, originally scheduled for 12 more years from now... but considering the cost of a pro account, here it is now!P.S. Fuck You Mixcloud

Twelve years to the day since the last episode, here it is...Killed By Porn #69 part 2 -- A.K.A Killed By Porn #70

This is the last one...n00b!Just Kidding... Kind of.

Every two months is the new every three weeks,Having your phone on Vibrate is the new having your ringer on,New York is the new LA.

Bet you didn't think Lucy Lux had it in her but, she tied Duke Eastwood to a chair and taped his mouth shut, so he won't be around this episode to wreak havoc on the airwaves. This time its Lucy's picks for the bet punk rock this side of the tracks. So listen and learn my little garagepunk minions, listen and learn...…

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Duke Eastwood narrowly escaped going to jail in Louisiana before he could bring you this podcast, but he’s here now with Killed By Porn #64, and until they put him behind bars for something else. Steel the Sweet Vermouth from your parents’ bar and be more punk.

Duke comes to you from a robotrip meant to cure his case of the swine flu. You already know what it is, a collection of smooth jams to enjoy on an autumn day. That, and this episode has some of the most retarded punk rock songs ever recorded on it. Lick it up baby, lick it up.

In the midst of a scam I refer to as “Ocean’s 1,” a scam that cannot be talked about otherwise it would not be an effective scam, I recorded this garbled excuse for a podcast that we will call Killed By Porn #62/Ocean’s 1.2. It’s being hosted by Mevio.com, who are, as usual, dropping the ball on paying me via advertising. But as I say, “Whatever du…

Duke was riding a bike with no breaks around the city and sprained his wrist trying to skid to a stop. This episode is a millisecond by millisecond recreation of that incident. Actually more of a hydrocodone-inspired mash through his record collection, but who really cares?

It’s the 60th episode of Killed By Porn. It’s also the 900th podcast to be posted on GaragePunk.com. In other words, I shouldn’t have to explain this shit to you again.

A dark plunge into a dark sense of humor, or just some retarded songs put end to end, Killed By Porn #59 is what you imagine it to be. But look at it this way, at least it’s not what your flunky junkie friends are listening to.

Duke came home from destroying SUVs in the desert to discover his Internet had been turned off. But don’t get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.…

Maribel finally came over to record a podcast as part of Duke’s new “Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection.” It became a mostly Spanish-speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were sung in Spanish that turned out to not be in Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psych…

June is here again; the time of the year that makes power pop relevant. The season and the kind of music that makes you want to wash the grease out of your hair and go into the shark-infested waters of love. Sink or swim, or a bit of both, Killed By Porn knows your filthy ass is in line and on time for this raucous collection of sweet jams to put y…

Killed By Porn assumes that if you listen to this podcast, you're probably that kind of person who J's off on records all day long. No one's judging you; just try to not make it too obvious.

Duke Eastwood tries something he's wanted to do for a long time here: he plays his Ipod on shuffle throughout the whole podcast! That's right, Duke has no control this time; it's all up to whatever weird-ass mechanism that makes the Ipod's shuffle function work. Be that as it may, it still is Duke's Ipod, so you know the force of Killed By Porn is …

Being sick, in pain from getting punched at a show, and down and out from the fucked up economy isn't all that bad. Being the scum bag that you are has prepared you for times like this. But, being the maniac that you are, you still need good music to get you through your demented day; this is where Killed By Porn comes in as the bad example that te…

Duke Eastwood deals with a pain in the ass called Lucy Lux and they make a podcast. It's a clusterfuck, so tune in for all the fun!

Duke knows everyone out there is doing a tribute to Lux Interior, and he doesn't give a fuck, he's doing one too. Lux was not only important as a rock & roll musician, but also one of the coolest rock & roll D.J.'s of all time. Because of him I know about a whole mess of rock and roll personnel that I would have never known about otherwise. In this…

It's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.

Taking from the lessons of Texas Celebrity Turkey Tribe, Duke Eastwood is giving you another installment of Kick-you-in-the-face programing. So if you're too pussy to get into it, whatever dude. Break it down to responsibility, I make podcast you're supposed to listen to, you are supposed to love it

This podcast just keeps stooping lower and lower. Duke Eastwood almost didn't live to see the recording of this one; more than once. But here it is, a collection of rare records thrown on one after the other to amuse your unappreciative ass. You thought he would always kiss you people's asses? Well, you shouldn't trust him so much. This episode is …

Oh Boy! Another episode of a podcast made for people who live like their not trying to live; well you have to listen to something between blackouts. This JAM packed show features the Zero Boys, the Feederz, Digital Leather, the Rotters, and a few other bands your dumb ass friends don't know about, but you're going to love; you diabolically cool mut…

If you thought party-boy time was reserved for the weekends, then you should know by now that it’s not, because Killed By Porn #46 is here to grind its most intimate of areas all over your ignorant ass. It’s one more thing to identify with as you shower yourself off in a cheap motel after a scandalous night. Another president to keep you guilt free…

Fuck all that election shit! Is whatever happens in the election going to change the fact that you like to smoke weed and try to get in the pants off almost everyone you meet? No! Now don’t get Duke Eastwood wrong, the only place he wants to see more of Sarah Palin’s face is in his pillow; but, you can only “vote” for so much. Just go ahead and cel…

Alright, why are you reading this? You should have already listened to this podcast. Duke Eastwood is going to teach you about life today. You should have woken up an hour earlier than you did just to have listened to this today; no, yesterday. Today we’ve got for you music from: the Simpletones, Hunx and His Punx, Volt, No Bunny, the Smith Western…

Recently Duke Eastwood was a DJ at an L.A. screening of the film “You Weren’t There,” a documentary about Chicago punk spanning 1977 through 1984. After digging up all relevant records and putting the set together, then listening to its power, he decided the set was too amazing to just be heard that one night in a loud, crowded theater; so here it …

Yep, it’s the 666th podcast from GaragePunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to Hell just for producing this podcast alone, even though he was probably headed that direction anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank God; it’s about time. From this point out, we’re all devil worshipers. You …

When you lead a reckless life, you may not need anyone else’s advice; but you do need a reliable source of bad-ass tunes you can act-a-fool to. Killed By Porn has always rose to this occasion, and this episode is based on that intention. Fuel yourself with drugs only a 19-year-old would touch willingly, and realize that not being square isn’t just …

So, Duke Eastwood had nothing better to do than do something a little bit different for the 40th episode of Killed By Porn. He, for one, has nominated himself for the title of “best person to ever listen to music.” And, has also taken an unwilling intern into the studio to begin learning the craft of being great at listening to music. Can you learn…

This new episode is all about realizing you don’t like Weezer or coldplay, and you’re going out of control. Have you lost your damn mind? Well, check this show out, you will. Rip off your clothes and start breaking shit.

The only thing more packed with jams than the last 10 minutes of this podcast is the first 50. This episode of Killed By Porn is rock-and-roll for the mind; a traumatic experience in good songwriting and great musicianship. Draw your own conclusions, but the evidence is right here. Grab a hot dog and some Steel Reserve and review these results with…

Power-pop records always come out of hibernation in the Spring to realign your perception. Maybe this Winter tricked you into thinking that wearing a scarf and worrying about super volcanoes was all there was to do until time ran out; but it’s not true! Shit is just getting started! Let this new episode of Killed By Porn be proof positive that a lo…

If you’d rather let Rick James’ skeleton burn you with a crack torch than listen to the radio today, Killed By Porn has got your back. If there has ever been an episode of jams, jam-packed with jams, it’s this one! This one even includes what I will be predicting will be the best song you hear this week; I even guarantee it!…

This week, spring time and Killed By Porn join forces to bang you over your frost-bitten skull. More specifically, we brought the spirit of 1986 out of the Smerf lunch box and made it into a podcast. We used a Roland TR-808 and 606, pink Ray-Ban sunglasses, and lots of other proper nouns to make this show possible. Yep, check every last Swatch on y…

A lot has happened since the last episode of Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolves. Before that, he moved to a new, exciting, and more dangerous part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin’ plates on your ass!

Duke is full of pills this time around. After having surgery on his stomach which had been damaged by too much hot sauce, he is being kept well medicated by strong painkillers and a healthy dose of Twilight Zone reruns. His computer and record player were pushed up beside the recovery bed to bring you this new pain-free episode of Killed By Porn. G…

By many accounts, the major recording industry is losing all its money; great, right? However, listen to the radio and you’ll probably wonder, “How do these people ever make money with this music in the first place?” Well, they do lots of bad and underhanded things, one of which we will examine today: The Top 20 Countdown! Who made this countdown? …

Has Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you’re in danger of “gettin’ nothing for Christmas.” But it’s not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them …

It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about TV shows, toys, travel, and… true love? Yeah, I know, it sounds …

150-proof moonshine and a day spent heckling the striking WGA are the events that lead up to this new episode of Killed By Porn. We start sipping to the sounds of the Viletones and the Afrika Korps, numb to the injuries sustained by crossing the picket line to Big Balls and the Great White Idiot and Legal Weapon, and are dealing with the room spinn…

Never Before seen, for the first time anywhere, Killed By Porn #28 is here. It’s real, not an illusion. For the first time anywhere you will hear blood-curdling sadistic surgery, head amputation, a real dead body will be given away as a prize. Girls, bring your boyfriends to protect you! You may need help, Help, HELP!!!…

Blood, sweat, and tears all remind us that we can’t party all the time. Killed By Porn #27 is the soundtrack to washing blood out of your clothes after a rough night out; what you listen to as you test whether or not you can still see out of both eyes as well as before; the sounds you hear over the police sirens as your cars speeds for the edge of …

Perfect for crying yourself to sleep on a fall night, Killed By Porn #26 brings you what you asked for, then throws you out of the van without a “goodbye,” and only one of your socks. Rake leaves to the jarring sounds of FU2, The Judys, The Psychotic Frogs, The Vice Creams, and the Screamin’ Mee-Mees, among others. It’s OK, let it out… you can go a…

Y’know science, y’know history, y’know genetics, y’know nature, y’know life as you’ve lived it? Forget all that. Here’s something to sit shoulder to shoulder with you and your college roommates, one on each side. Take this podcast of jams, and jump aboard the revolution. Get loud. Get lost. Get jammed. Be like me. Be… KILLED BY PORN!!!…

Dear Listeners,The other day, when I saw a lost girl wandering down the street wearing nothing but a towel, I knew how I was going to do Killed By Porn #24. All the songs too weird, obnoxious, or long to be in any other podcast are here. All cursed lo-fi, lower-fi, and garbage-fi tracks that wouldn’t fit in with anything else except each other… the…

This podcast wasn’t recorded as much as it was melded together by heated pressure like a diamond. Duke Eastwood didn’t pick these cuts this time, oh no. He used a divining rod to find the most chilling and/or sweaty records to revive you from the slump of these scorching days and nights. The heat can’t get on your case, when you wear your rock & ro…