A dry, sarcastic flavour. A rich accompaniment to a violent, personal act, such as scraping yourself bare across concrete, or spending time with family.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A coat-pocket temperature burgundy, best consumed slowly while lost in the wilderness. The sort of drop you savour just in case you don't make it back to civilisation for a while. May contain traces of fragrant mnut & raspberry paloosh.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A modern, spicy white, with infusions of smoked meat, car theft and boba.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A subtler vintage, best consumed on a plane with a problematic paramour, or banefully amid a forest with a magical salesperson.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A bargain bin vintage - The best named product in the bottleshop, at the lowest price point legally available. An excess of dehydration, country and mid.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A traditional Italian breakfast spread of Limoncello, Cuckold peace offerings and so, so many eggs.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A bright and crispy vintage, finished with an aftertaste of bullying children, making christian rockstars uncomfortable, and pegging.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A soft and approachable aroma, luscious notes of line crossing, untrustworthy farts and straight people.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A special blend of the freshest of flavours, a pleasing combination of hereditary kinks, 90's sex education and hurting people's feelings.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A sultry drop, with flavourful overtones of uncomfortable workplace behaviour, creepy family members, and kiwi fruit.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

Floral notes, best consumed at room temperature accompanying a hearty meal of self-reflection and geronticide.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

A bold and saturated flavour, with a strong expressive aftertaste of lava, poor choices, and fresh, organic chicken.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy

Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.द्वारा Mum’s Friend Energy