ARRTI 103: Bruiser Studs Down Under (S5:E14)

A Riverdale Runs Through It

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“If we march into that village and we start trying to persecute people for using poison, something that's very illegal, nobody's going to talk to us. We're not going to find out where the poison came from. We're not going to be able to shut anything down. We should take the approach that people are using poison because they're desperate, because they see no other alternative.” – Andrew Stein Andrew Stein is a wildlife ecologist who spent the past 25 years studying human carnivore conflict from African wild dogs and lions in Kenya and Botswana to leopards and hyenas in Namibia. His work has long focused on finding ways for people and predators to coexist. He is the founder of CLAWS , an organization based in Botswana that's working at the intersection of cutting-edge wildlife research and community driven conservation. Since its start in 2014 and official launch as an NGO in 2020, CLAWS has been pioneering science-based, tech-forward strategies to reduce conflict between people and carnivores. By collaborating closely with local communities, especially traditional cattle herders, CLAWS supports both species conservation and rural livelihoods—making coexistence not just possible, but sustainable.…

about a year ago 1:46:33

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Oh, here we go with this shit again. We are going back into the vignettes but this time it's the backbone to the most elaborate booty call in history. Cheryl makes Archie and The Bruiser Studs mine for Palladium which makes them go crazy, Betty goes full Coyote Ugly and does some morally and legally questionable things, and Jughead gets high one time which ends up with him getting rabies. Email us or find us on the internet! And as always, Be Kind, Find Joy Where You Can, and Don't Fuck by some crazy Portraits someone painted.

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ARRTI 103: Bruiser Studs Down Under (S5:E14)

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1:41:00

Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter. Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom…

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1:46:12

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ARRTI 117: LFG(Lets F$ing G-OSHA)(S6:E7) 1:37:07

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1:37:07

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ARRTI 115: No Notes? No Problem!(S6 E1-5 Recap?) 1:10:53

21 weeks ago1:10:53

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ARRTI 114: Warehouse Clearance Sale(S6:E5) 1:28:15

23 weeks ago1:28:15

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ARRTI 113: Are You The Space Weirdo?(S6:4) 1:32:52

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ARRTI 112: Would You Drive 2 Hours to go to Chaz-E-Cheddars? I Would(S5:3) 1:51:18

27 weeks ago1:51:18

1:51:18

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ARRTI 111: These Ghosts are Drippin'(S6:E2) 1:50:32

29 weeks ago1:50:32

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ARRTI 110: We Came, We Flapped, We Jacked(S6:E1) 1:36:13

31 weeks ago1:36:13

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ARRTI 108: The Pee Paw Paradox(S5 FINALE) 1:41:41

36 weeks ago1:41:41

1:41:41

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ARRTI 106: H.M.I.C(Head Mothman In Charge) (S5:E17) 1:30:03

42 weeks ago1:30:03

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ARRTI 104: An Endless Shrimp Fried This Podcast(S5:E15) 1:35:50

46 weeks ago1:35:50

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We're back again with more psychological damage from The CW! This episode is a double-edged sword of being a Josie and the Pussycats Pilot which is amazing, but also the fact that we don't have that show right now is an affront to humanity. Josie bails on her world tour because her dad died so she has to return to the town that didn't recognize her talents to grieve. She gets the band back together and puts on a show at Pop's, realizes that's how the world should be, and goes on tour to all of her Dad's old venues while ALSO FIGHTING VOODOO! Also, Veronica does some Ponzi scheming. Please email us or at the very least hit us up on the internet. Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Fight some VooDoo, and Don't Fuck By Endless Shrim! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 103: Bruiser Studs Down Under (S5:E14) 1:46:33

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50 weeks ago1:21:33

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Oh God, Oh No...we are back at it again. This episode has everything: A Dog with a man's name, PTSD, That Cayote Ugly thing, and stealing investors from Bad Daddy! Hit us up on the internet or via email(that one is preferred). Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where you can, Gather info on Truckers, and Don't Fuck by a pair of Hockey Pants Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 101: There's No I in Team...(S5 Recap E1-E12) 1:23:47

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1:23:47

Oh god, Recap time gang, the wheels just keep on turning. Matt slowly goes insane while recounting the first 11 episodes while Mom and Jim slowly nod along. That's it, that's the whole thing. Reach out to us on the internet if you want or via email if you're a cool kid! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, Never watch this show all at once, and Don't Fuck By Palladium Mine! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 100: Its All The Way ALF 1:19:22

1 year ago1:19:22

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ARRTI 99: Weekend at Reggies(S5:E12) 1:22:41

1 year ago1:22:41

1:22:41

Oh boy, this episode could've been an email, which could've been a fistfight. It's all about Hiram, telling us he was a young shoe shiner son who moved to Riverdale and joined the smallest gang ever, he gets mixed up in crime while also trying to get the girl(Hermione). His dad gets mad, goes to the boss, threatens to call the cops, and gets killed, young Hiram gets revenge on everyone but the mob boss, and then it flashes forward and Reg and Hiram go kill the withered boss, and finally, Hiram fires Reg so that he can have a good life of not-crime. See what we're up to on the internet or email us and tell us about your day! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, shine some shoes and see if you're good at it, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by a nursing home full of old Mob Bosses. Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 98:Archie's Bachelor Pad for Guys who are Cool and Fine and Good(S5:E11) 1:41:16

1 year ago1:41:16

1:41:16

It's time for the annual "We need to stuff this episode more full of things than a Thanksgiving Turkey" portion of this season of Riverdale. Tabitha and Betty trip balls to try to find Jughead, it turns out Jughead is beaten up in Sketch Alley with his old mentor Doc who he saves and redeems himself and goes off to find trauma in New York. Archie has a million jobs in this episode including Bounty Hunter and Batman as he rounds up ex-cons for money and drops into a dangerous situation to save Hirame and Veronica's big rock. Veronica gets a Hope Diamond-Sized Opal to pay off her Bad Chaddy and get out of her bad Marriage, then gets it stolen by former criminals and has it returned by Archie being Batman. Turns out Penelope founded a maple-based religion around Jason in jail and is holding services twice a week OUTSIDE OF JAIL and Cheryl wrestles with the fact that her mother has completely lost her mind. Hit us up don't the internet if you want or send us an email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, become Batman just to see what happens, and Don't Fuck Veronica(she's married)! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 97:Hirame has a Big Ol' Palladium Boner(S5:E10) 1:44:06

1 year ago1:44:06

1:44:06

Things get wild here on ARRTI this week. Hirame has had a secret boner palladium, Reg seduces Nana Rose for the maple groves that are cursed so she says, Archie beats up a bunch of escaped felons and then has to choose between scapegoat status or war hero status, Jughead does a bunch of drugs to escape his writer's block and end up getting "abducted" by mothmen, Veronica meets up with her Bad Chaddy who blackmails her into not divorcing him, and Chick and Charles get married and stabbed in F.P's house after they escape prison. Hit us up on the internet or email us, we love that! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, eat some Palladium and see if it gives you superpowers, and Don't Fuck by a Prison Break! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 96: BALL Cap(S5:E9) 1:54:34

1 year ago1:54:34

1:54:34

Hey everybody! This episode has just about everything! It has Archie in his best BALL Cap, Veronica bribing highschooler, Reg switching sides, lots of football stuff that only .5 out of the three of us get, Betty going apeshit on truckers looking for Polly, Kevin having a breakdown, and Jughead saving a kid from his sleepwalking. Follow us on the internet or email us! Have a great week, find joy where you can, Zip yourself into a sleeping bag if you want, and Don't Fuck on the Lonely Highway! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 95: Is it Trauma or Is it Aliens?? (S5:E8) 1:48:51

1 year ago1:48:51

1:48:51

Hey everybody! This episode has everything... It has haunted brains, it has swingers parties, it has second-guessing your life choices and dealing with the consequences of setting plans in motion...and bloody pay phone booths. Follow us on the internet or email us your best guess as to which it could be, Trauma or Aliens? Have a great week, find joy where you can, host a swingers party but with an opaque bucket for the keys, and Don't Fuck with a Haunted Brain! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 94: Syrup Baby Botulism(S5:E7) 2:16:02

1 year ago2:16:02

2:16:02

Tony and Cheryl are fighting, There's a Syrup Baby in the Kitchen, Jughead gets visited by Mothmen, Archie tries and fails to create a fire department, Corporal Jackson gets woke, Veronica makes up random currency for shits and gigs and it blows up in her face, and there are also sooooo many bodies in the marsh. Go follow us on the internet or email us what you would pair with a maple syrup that had a body in it for 50 years. Our Socials: Twitter & Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 93: Sexy Mothman Gave Me Cancer (S5:E6) 1:55:27

1 year ago1:55:27

1:55:27

Hello All! Welcome back to the endurance test we put on our brains for Fun! This episode includes Tin Cans(for most of it), Sexy Mothmen(For All of It), Veronica breaking up with her Bad Chaddy, Archie and Betty fucking INSIDE THE SCHOOL THEY TEACH AT, Finding a Body in the Marshes, Building a Football Team in a cave with a box of scraps, and taking money from little kids and giving them a pop quiz because fuck 'em, and much more! Follow us on the internet or email us what you got for Christmas! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, dabble in Carpentry, and Don't Fuck in a Marsh! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 92: Candles and FunkStink(S5:E5) 1:51:30

1 year ago1:51:30

1:51:30

Once again we trudge onward through the dreaded wastes of The CW's Riverdale. This episode includes Zoom Juice, Bad Sylvester Stalone impressions, Bad Raids, Even Worse Speeches, Very Specific Names, and Poor Decisions about Who Should Teach the Future of Riverdale. We are on the internet, come find us! Also, email us if you want to, we like it when that happens! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, (don't) steal your friend's EpiPen and win a race, and Don't Fuck Your Adult Friends, BYE! Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 91: Hoping and Praying for The League(S5:E4) 1:41:09

1 year ago1:41:09

1:41:09

We are on to Season 5 BAY-BEE!! The overarching theme of this episode is The Boys Are Back In Town. Tony is Prego, Le Bon Nuit is now the White Wyrm, Archie is back from the Army to revive the RROTC, Betty is back from the FBI to pack up the FBI Bunker, Veronica is stuck in a bad marriage with a dude named Chad, and Jughead has writer's block. We shall see what insanity occurs in this season of Riverdale but for now, tell us your predictions on the season over the internet or email us! That's all we have for ya, Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Become a Hemmingway if you want, and Don't Fuck a Dude Named Glenn! Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 90: ABAB(All Bettys are Bastards) (S4: E11-22) 1:50:34

1 year ago1:50:34

1:50:34

Hey everybody welcome to the recap for Season 4 of Riverdale! Matt is a little manic this episode because he had to do a for real overseas punch camp! Nevertheless all of them episode are covered one way or another and we have some call outs for what could possibly happen in Season 5. Come at us with your own predictions either on thee internet or over electronic mail! That's all for now! Have a great week, find joy where you can, take a spontaneous trip somewhere nice, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck in an Army Bus! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs / Bluesky: RiverdaleRuns Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 89: Does Nobody Know When WWII Ended?!(S4 FINALE) 1:31:43

1 year ago1:31:43

1:31:43

Well, it took a few weeks and multiple seasons but WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END OF SEASON! These are the episode highlights: Everyone completes high school, Archie joins the army because of his haunted brain, time capsules are opened and also made, Everybody breaks up and goes to college with the vow that they will return to Pop's, nobody returns to Pop's except for jughead which makes him sad. Everything is only going to get crazier from here but only after Matt endures the back half of Season 4 and also reads Lily Reinhart's poetry book. In the meantime, follow us on socials or email us some cool rocks you found! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, look longingly at old pictures, and become inspired to join the army, and Don't Fuck by an Army Bus! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs / Bluesky: @riverdaleruns.bsky.social Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 88: The Scream Solution Strikes Again(S5:E2) 1:38:05

2 years ago1:38:05

1:38:05

The penultimate episode is upon us and it's a split decision on whether or not it was a good episode not. We'll let you decide, here's what happened: Jughead and Betty find out that it was indeed Chick and Chuck doing the murders, but they also reveal that it was Jellybean making the videos to keep Jughead home, Veronica and Hermosa topple their Bad Daddy, Archie punches Uncle Frank and is healed from all Dead Dad related trauma, and Penelope kills the entire Blossom family so that Cheryl can take over the business. Tell us your thoughts on the internet! Or if you want to share a secret email us! That's all for now, have a great week, find joy where you can, make some creepy videos with VHS tapes for as long as you can before someone catches you, and Don't Fuck a Victim Impact Statement. Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs / BlueSky: @riverdaleruns.bsky.social Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 87:This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Punch of Us (S5:E1) 1:37:52

2 years ago1:37:52

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Hey gang! Sorry we've been away, but we are back now! In a turn of events, we are ending the season 4 storyline that got cut because of...some stuff...before Matt does his recap. So here's what happened: Jughead and Betty do some investigating on the VHS tapes and find an underground film festival where only snuff films and sex tapes are played, they infiltrate and fail to figure out who the director is and they end up getting someone killed, Veronica finds the song Archie wrote for Betty which leads to her playing in the speakeasy, then they break up at prom when Archie reveals that he wrote that song for Betty. Archie goes up against K.O. Kelly for a chance at Punch School and loses, Cheryl and Toni break up because Cheryl is Cheryl, but they do get to be prom queens so that's nice. We are on the internet! Follow us on the platforms we are bad at! Also, we have an email, you can send us things! That's It! Have a great week, find joy where you can, watch the movie Climax and tell us what you think, and Don't Fuck a Sharknado! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 86: Chick and Chuck Soup for the Soul (S4: FINALE) 1:40:08

2 years ago1:40:08

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Here we are...at the end of another season of Riverdale, here's what happened: Mr. Honey cancels prom for some of the gang, the gang lobbies to get prom back, Honey then cancels prom for everyone, the gang gets the parents involved who then get prom back on, Honey makes a VHS tape threat that is seen through by Betty, Honey get fired and goes to work at Fancy School. While all of this is happening Jughead is writing a story to try to get into college, and it ends with a cliffhanger of a sinister VHS tape of people in masks, killing Mr. Honey. We are on the internet! Hit us up! Or email us if you want! Either way we love you all! Have a great week, find joy where you can, get something on your amazon wish list, and Don't Fuck a person named Chuck(sorry Chucks)! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 85: Animaniacs was More Lynchian Than This Shit (S4:E18) 1:48:20

2 years ago1:48:20

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Here we are, folks, at the penultimate episode of Season 4 of Riverdale. The show is scrambling is tie up loose ends and we hate every second of it. This episode consists of Archie and Betty edging each other before cutting things off, Jughead follows a lead on the VHS tapes and instead finds a dirty VHS market that Principal Honey looks at I guess, Veronica gets mixed up in the selling of alcohol to college kids business that Hirame cleans up, and the tickle vids get shut down by Principal Honey. Follow us on the internet to see our high school portraits, or hit us up via email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, make sure to tuck and roll, and Dont Fuck your neighbor who you also have had a crush on since you were in elementary school. Bye! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 84: Archie Can’t Keep Cat’s in Bags (S4:E17) 1:15:51

2 years ago1:15:51

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Wow, what a lousy variety show episode we have here gang. This time, Riverdale does terrible things to the concept of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Archie can't keep his gob shut or off of Betty's gob, and jughead won't do his homework because it's boring so he watches tapes instead. If you watched this episode and want to continue the lament we started hit us up through the internet or our email! have a great week, find joy where you can, eat some overnight oats, and Don't Fuck with Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 83: JUST BECAUSE THE ROOM IS LOCKED DOESN’T MAKE IT A LOCKED ROOM(S4:E16) 1:12:47

2 years ago1:12:47

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Oh boy gang, this shit is getting worse and worse. So much so that Jim brought a soundboard to spice things up, all that happens in this episode is Jughead revealing that he isn't dead(gasp), then picks apart the fancy school kids and beats the crap out of BWW. Follow us on Twitter or Instagram or email us your soundboard app recommendations. Have a great week, find joy where you can, and Don't Fuck inside a locked room! Our Socials- Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 82: Pop Tate is a Time Lord(S4:15) 1:36:11

2 years ago1:36:11

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Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their murder of Jughead and it almost works. Betty and Archie start to fake hookup behind Veronica's back, everyone we haven't seen in a while has some feelings, and Donna tells Brett to rip open the casket at a funeral. Follow us on the internet wherever you find rage about mediocre TV or email us about how convinced you were about Jughead's death. Have a great week, find joy where you can, blow some shit up, and don't hide under the bed while your best friend and girlfriend make out to trick people into thinking you're dead! Our socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 81: Nobody Knows How to Create an Alabi(S4:E14) 1:45:23

2 years ago1:45:23

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So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones or conduct a search party, and there's a real thing called devils breath that they decided to google and put in this episode. Seek us out on social media or send us an email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, support the WGA, and Don't Fuck by a Bloody Rock in the Woods! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 80: Jonathan is Legolas to Jughead’s Frodo (S4:E:13) 1:43:14

2 years ago1:43:14

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Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you wake up and want to do something with your life, Jughead and Betty try to crack the stonewall academy case wide open and then Jughead dies. Follow us on our socials or email us your murder boards! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try to run three small businesses at once while also going to high school, and Don't Fuck by a Murder in the Woods! Our Socials: Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 79: Duolingo For Canadian? (S4:E:12) 1:32:40

2 years ago1:32:40

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Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and discovers her dad has a disease, Archie helps his mercenary daddy uncle frank fight a man trying to kill them, Betty and Alice go on a hunt for compromising videos of students at fancy school and find out that donna is the real mastermind behind Mr. Chipping's death, and lastly Cheryl and Toni along with Kevin and Fangs get revenge on Nick St. Clair for what he did to Cheryl. That's it for this week friends! Follow us on the interwebs and email us your favorite ALF quotes. Have a great week, find joy where you can, join a club or something, and DON'T FUCK BY A BARE KNUCKLE BOXING MATCH! Our Socials- Twitter: @RiverdalsRuns and Instagram: riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 78: ThorneHill was NOT Built By Frank Lloyd Wright (S4:E11) 1:45:14

2 years ago1:45:14

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MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company from high school, Veronica and Cheryl corner the chemistry teacher to make sure their rum is 51 percent different than bad daddy's rum, Jughead creates the brown hood for his baxter brothers story and it makes me so mad. Now that the show is better you can resume following us on social media, and emailing us if that's more your style. Alright, that's it, short and sweet. Have a great week, find joy where you can, don't cross the WGA picket line, and Don't Fuck on a Quiz Show! Our Socials: www.twitter.com/riverdaleruns www.instgram.com/riverdale_runs Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 77: The League of Wronged Assistants (Katy Keene S:1-E:10-13) 2:32:09

2 years ago2:32:09

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The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actually sings the songs she wrote in a band with a record label, Jorge saves his block from Hiram Lodge, and Pepper opens the Pepper Plant for all of her friends to work out of. Thank you all for bearing with this series, we will be back to our regularly scheduled program in two weeks with the second half of season four of Riverdale! Have a great week, watch this show its great, and Don't Propose in Public! Our Socials: Twitter / Instagram Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com…

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ARRTI 76: Chekhov’s Thugs (Katy Keene S1:E:7-9) 2:13:10

2 years ago2:13:10