Ep. 16: Dragonpilled And Other In-Jokes Chaos Magick News podcast

2:11:09

This week, we have our buddy DD on to take a deep dive into one of the occulty-est wackadoos to ever get into a position of influence in this country; Steve Bannon. We cover the influence and connections from professed influence by Traditionalists Rene Geunon and Julius Evola to the "Dark Enlightenment" figures of Nick Land and Mencius Moldbug we find through his time at Breitbart. Also, this weird time doing druid stuff in the real life version of Bio-Dome. But first, we talk about occult influences and wacky ideas of another American institution; Professional Wrestling. Kevin Sullivan's "Prince of Darkness" pseudo-Satanism, the Ultimate Warrior's insane warrior ethos and Roddy Piper's belief that "They Live!" was based on a true story! And if that's not enough for you, we can take you down the hellscape of the news! So join us, or you'll prolong the Kali Yuga! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3Q Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 T witter : https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.50: Austin Osman Spare Special 2:12:24

24 days ago2:12:24

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It's Episode 50! Every 10 episodes we take a step back from the news and have a special on a topic that we love, and this time it's one of the most awaited; The Austin Osman Spare, one of the most popular and possibly misunderstood occult figures of the 20th century. We do a deep dive into his fascinatingly obtuse and beautifully written, and drawn, occult works, discuss the practices and ideas that are critical to his work, Kia, Atavistic resurgence, the Death Posture and of course Sigils, and his influence and preservation by Kenneth Grant and Chaos Magick. ALSO, HIS LOVE OF CATS! Truly, Spare is an occultist like no other. All that and our usual charm! So join us, or be doomed to the hell of the normal! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3Q Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1Twitter : https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.49: The Bobby Voice 2:26:17

7 weeks ago2:26:17

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Ase! This week, the boys have our buddy Sios on to talk about a matter of grave importance; Did the Gods leave Tupac cause he made a video with white women? That's what Bobby Hemmitt told us! If you don't know what we're talking about, then get ready to find out, because we're diving into "Bobby's Bibliography; Curating the life & research of Brother Bobby Hemmitt" in all's Youtube video source glory! But first, we discuss Discordianism, how it's changed, influenced modern conspiracy theory like QAnon, and its relationship to Chaos Magick. Then we dig into the news; Zelensky and Trump's ridiculous press conference and how much we hate JD Vance, how much Trump Coin lost, a ban on weather manipulation, a golden toilet and, for some reason, a man in a bear costume committing insurance fraud. We even have a banish with laughter that involves a FB meme, an allegedly dead girlfriend, and a man who used magick to get his father to open up. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT, COHOST HAS A DOG!!!. All that and more, so join us, or be trapped in the Tricknology! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3Q Site : https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1Twitter : https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.48: Chinese Maoist News 2:00:15

9 weeks ago2:00:15

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This week, Chaos Magick News is taken over by the glorious People's Republic of China, showing our true colors(Red). And it's not just us, but Local and Garry as well! The boys have a conversation about Palm reading and the line between grift and magic in an opening segment inspired by Kennedy's trip to Atlantic City. We then move on to the news where EVERYTHING happened apparently; Google changing deportation articles, Elon taking over government agencies, funding freezes, Aga Khan's death, and the immortal question, "Was Elvis a telepathic demigod who could heal the sick?" And if that wasn't enough for you, we decide to do a Communist Chinese version of "Fringe or Cringe", the segment where we talk about cults and decide if they are Fringe(strange but not dangerously insane) or Cringe(out of their mind or evil). This includes WAY too many people who said they were Jesus Chris, the infamous Falun Gong of Shen Yun fame, and, oddly enough, Mangos. All that and so much more, so join us before we are censored by the PRC! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsSite : https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta : https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1Twitter : https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB : https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread : https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.47: Magick Weapons(in the discord) 2:06:44

12 weeks ago2:06:44

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The Wand, Sword, Cup and Pentacle, taking This week, we're back to CMN CLASSIC! Kennedy and Cohost take on a "scientific" interpretation of the mysterious SATOR square from where all good scientific theories are proven; Tiktok. Then, onto the news; Trump "saves" Tiktok, tries to get rid of immigrants, Biden pardons Marcus Garvey(ascended master), the Theosophical Society burning to the ground with LA and Land mines showing up in IKEA. After that, we're onto the main attraction, a brief look at the big four Magickal Weapons,about the history, Tarot, and the development of them from the Golden Dawn and Crowley through Peter Carroll and Grant Morrison. So join us, before we're banned too! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsSite : https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta : https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1Twitter : https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB : https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread : https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Bonus Ep.: Magick without Tears Ch.1 "What is magick?" 1:28:58

14 weeks ago1:28:58

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Hey hey hey, today we got a special treat for you all; Originally recorded for patreon, the boys decided to read through the infamous Aleister Crowley's Magick without Tears opening chapter which asks the question, "What is magick?" Join us as we go through some of most influential and developed ideas that the Western occult tradition has given us and try to unravel what we think you may find fascinating or useful. Wwe also make fun of Crowley for being a pretentious English aristocrat talking about golf.(Nerd). Whether you're new to magick(or our show) or an experienced practitioner, you can find something useful to ponder here, or at least something to laugh at. So check it out, or you won't be conforming to the postulate! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.46: Bimbo Dragon Fighting Society 2:40:49

17 weeks ago2:40:49

2:40:49

This week we're joined by our favorite writer/martial artist, T.S. Brookehouse returns! We all decide that we're going full bimbo this week, so we stop thinking entirely so we roll into a discussion of Intercessory entities like Angels, Saints and Spirits that some how leads us into Cohost's saga with the Cat Distribution Network and if demons are autism coded. After that, we go over the shooting of the United Healthcare CEO, Biden pardoning his son, and South Korea's president declaring Marital Law only to have the opposition jump barricades to stop him. Finally, we reveal the ancient wisdom of the East, as made up by mostly white guys and conmen to get your money: We have a fun romp through Martial artists claiming to have magic powers, such a George Dillman who can knock you out with his chi powers as long as you don't move your toes, and the Infamous Count Dante, the self proclaimed Most Dangerous Man Who ever Lived, student of Michael Bertiaux, and hairdresser. All this and, cats cats cats and more damn cats, oh god why are there so many cats! So join us, or feel the poisoned hand of the DIM MAK! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.45: Coping MAGA News 2:05:06

22 weeks ago2:05:06

2:05:06

Given "the situation", everyone's kind of blah and down, so CMN decided to give yall the yucks you deserve; this week, we talk tge discourse aroundsex magick and what place it has in an world where sex is increasingly demystified. After that, we talk the news; escaped monkeys, the 4B movement, the end of the Boeing strike, and definitely not some sort of catastrophic election failure. After that, for the bit, we got AI to make us a bunch of dumb magic improv games that Cohost is convinced will be a disaster(it is). All that and more, so join us, or we'll never stop talking about it! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.44: Call of Duty Spiritual Warfare 2:03:55

24 weeks ago2:03:55

2:03:55

This week, the boys are joined by our friend Coco to talk about all things spooky. We start with servitors, discuss some general theory behind them and muse on their relation to psychological complexes and draining your energy. After that, it's time for Banish with Laughter, where we marvel at the horrors of a "Nightmare Catcher"(It's a Dream Catcher with Goetia stuff all over). Then we take a stroll through the news; Grasshoppers getting released at anti-Trans events, North Korea allegedly fighting in Ukraine, yet another mechanical failure for Boeing, a woman "casting spells" and eating her mother, and the synchronistic connection of the Insane Clown Posse endorsing Kamala Harris. Finally, we round out the show by returning to our roots; reading a goofy article by an idiot, this time on how to save yourself from the evil occult forces you let into your life when you do things like.... yoga. All that and more, so join us, or lose the battle for your very soul! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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CMN Round Table: The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic by Alan Moore and Steve Moore 1:39:30

25 weeks ago1:39:30

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The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic by Alan Moore and Steve Moore is one of the most anticipated occult works of the last two decades. The CMN boys sat down with three of our pals to discuss our first impressions of the book, a bit of the background, Alan and Steve's unique ideas on creativity, "idea space" and magic, and degenerate into terrible British accents! It's a grand time, so check it out! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.43: Chromosome Empowerment 2:35:38

27 weeks ago2:35:38

2:35:38

In this weeks episode, the boys discuss if in the days of the internet, where esoteric secrets are a Google search away, is there a point to trying to KEEP them hidden, and the place of authorized teachers and initiation in Chaos magick. Then we question whether the internet was a good idea at all, after our "Banish with Laughter" segment has us trying to decide if we need MORE chromosomes or LESS letters in the alphabet to be proper woo woos. In the news we give the "Doesn't matter" update on the election, debate and second Trump assassination attempt, and marvel at the Jungian wisdom of RFK for dropping out of the election and cutting off the head of a whale. And to end the show, we do a broad stroke run over the history of dreaming from the Torah and Aristotle to Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung, and lay out some techniques for dream analysis from Jungian Psychologist Robert A. Johnson and lucid dreaming magic from Carlos Castaneda. And Gary definitely doesn't pee the bed, he wanted us to make sure we said that. Check it out, but only if you have your occult podcast empowerment! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.42: Curse of the Rhatboi 2:35:04

32 weeks ago2:35:04

2:35:04

The Rhatboi commeth.... this week on the show, what was going to be a discussion of "scary" moments in occult working is invaded by an eldritchian horror known only as "The Rhatboi". This is entirely Cohost's fault and there's very little we can say otherwise. Then, we turn our usual news segment into a free form discussion on "the egregoric aura" of celebrity, the power of complete amorality, and the underlying psychology of the anti trans in women's sports crowd. Taylor Swift concert threats, the election sputtering, Mr Beast hiring the same lawyer as Harvey Weinstein, Drugs in candy wrappers and signing up for Disney+ meaning Disney can kill your wife all crop up and become transformed by our semi-inebriated tangents. We round out the show by discussing curses; Why we are fascinated by them as occultists, their cultural connections, and famous curses from history. Whether it's the curse of the Pharaohs, or the curse on the whole of Hungry, we got it all! So join us, or become yet another victim..... OF THE RHATBOI! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.41: Atlantis Name Generator 2:14:32

36 weeks ago2:14:32

2:14:32

This week we try and have a nice cool down after the last special, and instead get time slips, segment derailments, and do overs, We talk about magical names, their use, theories behind the practice and if you should get them from a random name generator(SPOILERS; You definitely should). Then we roll into the news where not only do we talk about Biden's debate, astronauts stuck on the space station by Boeing and a stolen magic sword, we go into the future and talk about Kamala Harris becoming the new candidate, her VP Tom Waits... I mean Tim Walz, and RFK tossing a bear into a park! Then, we round it out by another game of "As Above, Five Below", where we guess prices of terrible occult garbage from thrift stores, including "The Encyclopedia of the Paranormal", where we "learn" about Atlantis, time slips and Haitian BBQ. All this and more, so join us, or be excom hand mouth!(Trust me, this means something). Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.40: The Michael Bertiaux Special 1:44:08

39 weeks ago1:44:08

1:44:08

It's episode 40, and that means its time for another special, and this time we cover the most controversial and fascinating living occultist that we can think of. Micahel Bertiaux has been called many things; a prophet and a charlatan, a teacher and a huckster, a genius and a hack. The patriarch of the Voudon Gnostic Current, leader of countless occult organizations, and an artist and writer of a singular quality, Bertiaux has had many hats and many tales through his life, and shifting through the truth and fiction is something so impossible we don't even try. Instead, we explain the origins of Bertiaux as they have come down to us, stopping to mention when things contradict, give thoughts of his contemporaries both good and ill, and discuss our own experience with reading and working with what are arguably his two most important works; The Gnostic Voudon Workbook and Ontological Graffiti. And in between, we have a few laughs and a few insights into just what Bertiaux wanted us to learn from his works. It is easily one of the best specials we have done, and that means a lot if you know how much work and love goes into each one of these. So call up the spirits of the water as laid out in the Necronomicon physics, and join us, or become a sodomized mute! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Broken News Special Report: Vol.1: Actual Assassination Attempt 1:13:05

40 weeks ago1:13:05

1:13:05

The first in our new "Broken News" Special Reports, the CMN boys bring on our panel of guest commentators to discuss the latest in the Trump Assassination Attempt. We break down the events, give our theories as to what allowed it to happen(Spoilers: The Police and Secret Service are super incompetent) and what we know about the killer, Thomas Matthew Crooks.That is, when Cohost isn't shouting out insane ideas about Trump's "old man skin". Join us and get put on a list along with us!(You'll be in great company). Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.39: Helicopters and Homunculi 2:30:27

46 weeks ago2:30:27

2:30:27

After a rough month, them boys is back with a episode slammed with news and intrigue. After giving you a few moments of grounding to help you prepare, we slam into the weirdest news of the month; theIranian president dying in a helicopter crash(our theory? Israeli Fog Missiles), RFK's brain worm becoming the funniest thing we've heard and our new go to excuse for anyone being an idiot, YLS members sacrificing goats and whether it should be on the record in their RICO trial, and how you shouldn't be categorizing your food items(taco ain't a sandwich either way). Then we have a quick Banish with Laughter to talk about the King Charles portrait and the totally real demon hidden in it by the evil archons or whatever. Finally, in our culture piece, we take a long look at the historical degeneration of one of alchemy's most fascinating projects; the Homunculus. From Paracelsus, to Crowley, to Ai and stupid Russian youtube videos, we discuss just what making a Homunculus was trying to accomplish and why its become a modern symbol of man's arrogance at best and terrible claymation at worst. All that and more we can't even remember cause the brain worm ate part of our frontal lobes! So join us, or end up in a jar! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews…

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CMN Interviews: Vaibbahk, Butoh and Beyond with Alley Wurds 1:25:52

48 weeks ago1:25:52

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Last year, Cohost got to sit down with one of the most interesting and innovative voices in the occult world, writer, artist, musician, AI enthusiast and, of course, occultist, Alley Wurds. They talk to us about their use of AI in creating multiple occult works, specifically their ongoing Butoh Technomancy series, their use of Butoh, which originates as a form of dance theater and/or performance art in Japan, in their occult work, their constructed language "Vaibbahk" and the fascinating ideas of what they call "post-language", and their expansion upon Robert Anton Wilson and Timothy Leary's "Eight Circuit Model of Consciousness" and the Lovecraftian non-local, fractal consciousnesses that made such an innovation necessary. And if you're wondering what all of that has to do with each other, don't worry, it's all connected, and will only make you brain hurt a LITTLE bit. But don't worry, because we also talk to Alley about something much more grounded; Table Top Games! There's so much in here, I guarantee you'll find something that keeps you up thinking into the late hours, so join us, or stay stuck in your local meat body like a chump! Alley links: linktree: https://linktr.ee/elephantwords Alley's Books and Games: https://alleywurds.itch.io/ Last Unrifled Yaw(Alley's podcast): https://open.spotify.com/show/34PHNBgsXm0VscwXU0ZHZa Alley's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@alleywurds7826 Links: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC ? fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.38: Mercedes in Vaporwave 1:50:06

52 weeks ago1:50:06

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This week we don't have time for anything and things keeps going wrong, so obviously we're blaming astrology. But first, we talk about Prayer, how useful it is in chaos magick, why some chaotes don't like asking god(s) for stuff, and whether or not it's appropriate to call Aries to help you lower your cholesterol. Then we have a jammed pack news segment; Conspiracy theorist sets himself on fire outside the Trump trial, a religious nut throws a pipe bomb at the Temple of Satan and leaves a 6 page note, a security guard hags up his own art in a museum and Vietnam sentences a real estate mogul to death for bank fraud. Then we round out the episode with a quick dive into everyone's favorite excuse for sending their ex a sad and horny DM, Mercury Retrograde. Mostly, we wonder if it's popularity is because we live in an increasingly communication and technology drive age, or like.... Taylor Swift apparently? All that and more, so join us or Peter Thiel will.... make more money I guess.…

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Ep.37: Crybaby Thelema Hours w/Coco Makhno 3:01:32

1 year ago3:01:32

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WARNING: Two differing trickster type entities were invoked before the recording of this podcast, and it shows! In our longest episode to date, our hosts are joined by friend of the show and occult artist Coco Makhno to talk about the theories and practices of Aleister Crowley and Thelema, and why Chaos Magicians might be interested in them, and we all talk about our first experiences with Crowley. In a jam packed news segment we talk about Mothman and the Baltimore Bridge accident(or as Cohost calls it, Biden's new infrastructure plan), the book bound in human skin that was unbound at Harvard, Diddy definitely being a Satanic Illuminati and not a guy with way too much money, and Sam Bankman Fried getting chewed on by rats. AND THEN in a mammoth of a culture piece, we tackle the complex, perplexing and genuinely fascinating history of Thelema, the OTO and the A.'.A.'., and by that I mean we talk about how they all turned on each other constantly and continue to fight to this very day! From J.F.C. Fuller threatening to sue Crowley his they were mentioned in the same breath to Jack Parsons getting cucked by L. Ron Hubbard, to Marcelo Motta kicking out almost all of his students to, we cover as much as we can and ask one question, "Who is the legitimate head of the OTO and A.'.A.'. now?" Join us, before someone shows up and changes the locks while we're not here! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Coco's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/cocomakhno/…

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CMN Interviews: Star Club and The Narrative with Sef Salem 1:29:23

1 year ago1:29:23

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Warning: The Following episode talks about sexual assault. In the return of our beloved interview series, Kennedy sits down with occultist, organizer, educator and former OTO pariah, Sef Salem. Sef sits down to talk to us about the Visible College, a UK based group that has been facilitating occult events for years, the return of the International Thelemic Symposium along side The Oxford Golden Dawn Occult Society, his syncretic Star Club project, what the hell Neuro Gnosticism means, and which neurodivergence matches your occult order. Sef was also the man accused by Georgia Van Raatle of sexual assault in 2018, an event that sent shock waves through not only the OTO but the entire occult world. Sef talks to us about Georgia's recanting last year, and his thoughts on the discourse then and the narrative today, and hopes for the future. All that and so much more I can't even begin to tell you, so join us or be a non-euclidean shape! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Sef Links: Visible College: https://www.visible-college.org/ Star Club: https://www.star-club.org/ The International Thelemic Symposium 2024: https://www.visible-college.org/symposium Articles referenced: Georgia Van Raatle "A Statement" archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230829205044/https://www.georgiavanraalte.com/essays/a-statement Loki's Gazzette " “This Story”: The Wasteland Becomes Him" archived(scroll down): https://web.archive.org/web/20231107224112/https://lokisgazette.wordpress.com/ Sef Salem "A Response": https://crossing-the-abyss.blogspot.com/2023/08/a-response-by-sef-salem.html?m=1 Marco Visconti "A Bullet Point List of Truths and Falsehoods": https://marcovisconti2393.medium.com/a-bullet-point-list-of-truths-and-falsehoods-e72ff50d344a Marco Visconti "A Statement About A Statement": https://marcovisconti2393.medium.com/a-statement-about-a-statement-89b18a2388b7…

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Ep.36: Trance Shoes with Mariana Pinzón 2:06:01

1 year ago2:06:01

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Yo ho ho mateys; this week we have a special guest; Captain Mavis herself, Mariana Pinzon, Chaos Monk, Eight Circuit Model theorist and life coach. We talk about her new project ORMEC (Octomancy Research Monastic Expedition Crew), an invitation to " playful liberation of consciousness" combining Tim Leary and Robert Anton Wilson's 8 Circuit Model, Chaos Monastics and Narrative play with something everyone loves; Pirates. After that, it's onto the news; Haiti is having a weird time, Germany has legal weed and Trump is trying to sell you some kicks. Then we end with a segment that goes nowhere on Pirate myths, and go back to our favorite emergency segment; reading from Peter Carroll's "Interview with a Wizard" and taking pop shots at it. Oh, and Garry wants to talk about One Piece and Cohost is not having it. All that and more, so join us or be forced to walk the plank! Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Mariana's Links: Site: https://chaosurfing.rocks/ Join ORMEC: https://chaosurfing.rocks/coaching/ormec/ First listener to answer the question "Where did all the aliens incarnate?" gets a discount! FB: https://www.facebook.com/mariana.pinzon3 Chaosurfing fb: https://www.facebook.com/balancedpsychonautics/ Telegram: https://t.me/s/chaosurfing…

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Ep.35: Minnesota Voodoo and Nine Angles of Woowoo 1:59:39

1 year ago1:59:39

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This week we are all about that Voodoo that you do. Or rather, that voodoo you will be doing after we get you on board with our new, long held tradition of Minnesota Voodoo. After that we do a quick Banish with Laughter and talk Bad Masonic conspiracies and the "real eyes realize real lies" school of language analysis, before rolling onto a news segment where we tell you all the news they think you should care about is pointless and scratch our heads about python smuggling. Then we go onto the meat of this episode; We talk about the Order of Nine Angles, the Nazi Satanic order of unhinged try hards. We talk about he history of their founder, Anton Long, who definitely isn't notable White Nationalist and Radical Islamist David Myatt, list off the many failures and attempts of violence by those influenced by it, and a little bit of what occult beliefs they have. All that and more unless the Temple ov Cringe murder us. So join us, or the spirits of Minnesota Voodoo will hear about it! https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.34: Just Cut All This 2:17:45

1 year ago2:17:45

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This week we get a little derailed and might have to cut some things. Our hosts talk about the loss of the absurd and surreal in Chaos magick and if that's really a bad thing, then talk about giving drugs to spirits and the royal bloodline of the Frog Jesus in "Banish with Laughter". THEN, the only good news story this week is the radioactive mutant wolves at Chernobyl, with Joe Biden's brain rot, Judges shitposting at work, and women not wanting to have sex anymore rounding out the rest until we end on the return of "Fringe or Cringe; CULT EDITION", where we rate obscure cults on how cringe they are. Join us, or learn the secrets of the Totemic Amphibious Spirits of the Water as Elucidated by the Necronomicon physics(whatever that means). FOR LINKS TO ALL THINGS CMN: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.33: Magick or Football 1:37:09

1 year ago1:37:09

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This week, our hosts try their hands at a few new segments. After talking about Cyberpunk, Neuromancer and the magical paradigms you can explore with them, we take a look at the unhinged and completely goofy posts Kennedy just can't deal with from social media, including radio brain surgery and Atlantean dragons. Then, Cohost and Garry face off in a test of their knowledge of magick and football in "Pete or Carroll", where they try to decide whether a quote is from Peter J. Carroll(popular Chaos Magician) or Peter Clay Carroll(former headcoach of the Seattle Seahawks). In the news, Kennedy calls Ron DeSantis a loser, a man holds a woman captive in a garage while being a popular meme rapper, there are tunnels under a NY synagogue, and ESPN uses the magic of fake names to win awards. Finally, we unravel a conspiracy theory born out of idiots confusing two black occultists and refusing to admit they were wrong; Is Bobby Hemmitt alive or was that someone else?! All this and more, so join us or Ron DeSantis might cry or something. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.32: Do They Know It's Orthodox Christmas? 2:03:36

1 year ago2:03:36

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Happy Late Orthodox Christmas!.... Okay, yeah, we got way behind this holiday and we even missed Orthodox Christmas, but that's not stopping the boys from having a great time in Chicago. This week we mull over a tweet complaining about the lack of innovation in the occult and invent the new "Cry Baby Thelema" segment. After that we take a slap at more news we haven't been able to keep up with as well as what both sides of the aisle want you to be afraid of! Finally, we round it out with trying our damnedest to find out what you could have gotten your spooky friend for the holidays and why the best sellers from Amazon are the same 5 things every year. Oh, and then there's a book about Chi balls. Join us, or your baptism will be revoked! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.31: I Just Think Dragons Are Cool 1:51:44

1 year ago1:51:44

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After recooping from the special, the boys is back with another romp through the old stand bys of occult comedy; Dragons. But first, we spend some time talking about the Grimoire traditions in light of Chaos magick and just why anyone would still worry about planetary hours or finding super specific wood for a wand. After that, the news catch up begins as we shoot through a lightning round of Henry Kissinger dying, Panera Bread lemonade killing people, George Santos booking it to cameo, and exploding homes. Finally, we end this week by checking out the work of former Temple of Set member Michael Kelly and ask a simple question; Why don't you just say you think dragons are cool? Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.30: The Grant Morrison Special with Local Weirdo 2:35:57

1 year ago2:35:57

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After much delay we can't explain, it's the Grant Morrison special! Every ten episodes the boys sit down and spend a whole episode giving an overview of someone's work, and we're just as shocked as you are that it took this long to get to Morrison. We talk their early work as part of the British Comic book invasion and the things that would lead them to being such a powerhouse in both the occult and pop culture. then run through their heralded "Hypersigil trilogy"; The Invisibles, The Filth and Flex Mentallo and trace the development of their magical systems and thinking. All that along with our special guest, Local Weirdo. You'll love it! Join us, or reality dies at dawn! Site: c haosmagicknews.com/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.29: Crime and Dairy Queen 1:38:29

1 year ago1:38:29

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This week our hosts with the ghosts take on the perplexing ideas of doing magick just by thinking presented in Alan Chapman's "Advanced Magic for Beginners" complete with the usual dives into whether its got any utility and if your Mind stuff is magic on its own. After we that we head to the news where we're bemoan Israel Palestine gawking, laugh at George Santos' closet money and Biden's AI ideas, and scratch our heads at what horrible things the many discoverer of birds did to warrant their removal from the official bird names. After that, Cohost takes us on a wild ride of occult crime and why you should always remember to Keep silent. All that and more, as long as Dairy Queen keeps paying us in chicken tenders and saw mill gravy, so join us or go directly to prison! Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.28: CMN: Year One 1:51:52

1 year ago1:51:52

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This week, the boys celebrate one year of bring you occult news and news from an occult perspective. And how do we do that? By talking about ourselves, looking at things we covered this year and letting our listeners submit the most random nonsense you could imagine under the illusion of "congratulations". We do the news too, but god knows you already know the only stuff worth talking about.(Israel, Palestine, House Speaker, MS Paint). So join us or next year will be worse! Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ChaosMagickNews?feature=shared Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Threads: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews…

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Ep.27: Changing the Format 1:50:57

2 years ago1:50:57