The quarantine on new content has been lifted! This is a debut episode of a show about the competitive world of breakfast cereals and ONLY breakfast cereals. My producer assured me that anything else has been edited out of the episode and I’ve got no reason to doubt him! Let’s go crown the champion of breakfast cereals! Explicit content, so use you…

This episode we talk about the joy and hope Baby Yoda brings to our dying planet. There’s some talk about the origin of his species, we talk about Trey Anastasio’s recent documentary, there’s talk of The Irishman. This is almost a normal episode.

It’s another themed episode, dear listener. A new trailer for the musical Cats dropped today, which reminded me that I have opinions about Cats. It’s a fever dream of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, and it is going to be set upon the masses once again very soon.

Hello, dear listener. Are you hungry for some tossed salad and scrambled eggs? I certainly hope you are, because they’re calling again. This episode we are literally watching season 6 episode 3 of Frasier. That’s the episode. Open up Netflix and watch along!

Change is our topic this week! We cover everything from gun control to Obamacare to that French Bulldog dressed as Chucky to Dracula trying out stand up material. I’m proud of this one! Give it a chance!

Dear Listener, how are you? It’s been a real month and a half for us here on the homestead. This episode we’ll talk about those missing animals, O.J. Simpson, Google Docs, wrestling, and a little bit of mental health. Had to get this one out. Let history be the judge.

Welcome to season two, dear listeners. We’ve got stories about metaphorical storms and very real animals, quitting jobs and an oddly impassioned plea for an e-book app.

Season 2 is coming soon! Totally planned to take three months off. It was absolutely intentional. Seriously, I meant to do that! Why are you shining that hanging lightbulb at me?!?

After a month, we return with a short lil’ episode that gives you a parody of “Take Me Home, Country Roads” along with some Frasier references. There’s also an unexpected plea to seek medical attention. Glad to be back!

Conspiracies! We absolutely stay on topic this week in total reverence to King Claxon. Limericks a’plenty. A parody of a Radiohead song about pie. Meat Loaf gets a mention.

We manage to work in references to: Mark Twain! Irish step dancing! Autopsies! Monster Mash! Aileen Wuornos! Dracula! A parody of ANOTHER Randy Newman song?! The theme is monsters!

Coming out! At-will employment! The Cloud! Long stretches of silence?!? The theme is coming out!

If you’ve been begging for a parody of a White Album song that was featured in the film Across The Universe, you’ll find relief in this episode. We’ve also got me coming to grips with not knowing how names are pronounced. There’s an old man growling at a kid. The theme is mistakes!

We stay on theme during this episode, dear listener. Friendship! I manage to work in an original parody song of a beloved Pixar classic, mention Phish for the first time, visit with I Love Lucy, Mr. Rogers and Hunter S, Thompson.

The Kennedys. Roger Mudd. Matthew McConaughey. Catholicism. Seinfeld. Neville Chamberlain and Hitler. My terrible British accent. Tim Roth. E-40. We cover the bases in this episode about massaging the truth.

Dogs operating drones. The Greek philosopher Diogenes tries his hand at stand-up. We celebrate the great dogs of history and learn a little bit about Dalmatians. The theme today... is dogs!

Existential Crisis! Occam’s Razor! A German man pondering existence! The Myth of Sisyphus! Ultimate Frisbee! Coffee! My Jerry Seinfeld impression! We really dive into it today.

This episode finds us talking about the 1868 Treaty of Fort Laramie, a man coming to terms with his sexuality and we discover that I don’t know how to say the word “noir.” The theme is guilt!

In this episode Freddy Krueger helps a friend through a breakup, we explore an odd dream with some common themes, and talk about songs! The theme? Dreams!

Hello, dear listeners. This episode brings you Silence of the Lambs fan fiction, anchor pranks, and a promised update on my hunt for the Zodiac killer.

In this episode we learn about my hunt for the Zodiac killer, nab an exclusive interview with Bruce Wayne, and take a little trip up to Brokeback. This is the episode to start on, dear listener, if this is your first time visiting.

This episode isn’t funny. This episode is me coming to grips with the suicide of a beloved comedian. Requisite trigger warnings for suicide and talk of suicide.

We’re back, immediately, for episode two. This one has got it all: hot takes on the biblical Noah, excerpts from Rob Lowe’s autobiography, appreciation for Forrest Gump, casual mentions of Russia exploding us with bombs. It’s fun.

Hello, dear listeners. This is a test balloon of sorts. It’s a short collection of stories and ideas. BITS, if you will. If you like it, great. If you don’t? I get it.