--WALMART BACKTRACKS--LOTTO DREAMS--RIP JMV--ASH WEDNESDAY OUTRAGE--PBR WHISKEYद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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--THE KILLER SUFFERS A STROKE--CROWDED FIELD--BREWING THE BUDS--NEWS FOR YOU UPDATESद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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--FOLD YOUR PHABLET, BAE.--DIGI SALES IN FULL LIFTOFF--NO PHABS IN RUSSIA, TEAM--PROBABLY NOT WHY ZEBRAS HAVE THEIR STRIPES--LUNAR POWER STATIONS--BRITISH HUMILIATE NAZI SUBS (AGAIN), THIS TIME THROUGH PETROLEUM SUBSIDIARYद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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--THE ENEMY IS US, YO!--IN THE BEGINNING--WE WERE BAKED LIKE MARS--RIDING THE JETSTREAM, HITTING THE GAS--THE LAKE GETS A VOTE, TOO--THE END OF THE AFFAIRद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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--VIDEO GAME FUTURE OF WARFARE--WHEN IN ROME--DEAD LIFT DAD HULKS HIS WAY TO HEROISM--GENESIS, PT. 2--DUMB DENTIST DESTROYS BOATHOUSE, AND HIS FUTUREद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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--NOT CHICAGO'S FINEST GETTING PLENTY OF RUN IN THE PRESS TODAY--SHEPHERD'S WATCHING OVER THEIR FLOCK--GATOR ORANGE IN SOUTH CAROLINA--WHERE'S THE WINNER?--STAND UP OR GO TO JAIL--CARLTON THE BIG LOSER AT FORTNITEद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--DORKERBERG FIXIN' TO TAKE IT ON HIS PASTY CHIN--COWS GETTING FIXED UP IN BRITAIN--PRISONERS GETTING FIXED UP BY THE CHURCH IN TENNESSEE--BREAKING BAD 2--FROZEN 3--RUSSIA GOES ON A DIET--MIRANDA LAMBERT IS STILL A NIGHTMARE--SUPER MARIO BROTHER$--I'M FIXIN' TO BLOW UP THIS HOME DEPOT BATHROOMद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--THE TAX MAN COMETH, JUST NOT FOR AMAZON--GOOGLE PAYS, THOUGH--ST. MARY'S SMELLS BAD, YO!--BUT YOU CAN BREATHE EASY FOR AN ADDITIONAL 10%--AFTER YOU CHANGE YOUR SHORTS--THE ASSMAN COMETH--ONLINE LOVING IS THE NEW NORMALद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--BREAK OUT THE CREDIT CARDS, Y'ALL. WE'RE GOING TO MARS!--BUT THIS WOULD-BE MAJOR TOM STARTUP GETS 86'D--GEOFFREY'S BACK SOON--AND HE'S BRINGING NEW-LOOK BARBIE WITH HIM--THE HIGH TIMES MEET THE HIGH-END--DRINK YOUR CHIPS, MAN--A BIG (AND RARE) BLACK CAT IS BACK(PHOTO BY WILL BERARD-LUCAS)द्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--HAWAII'S SLOW BURN OFF TOBACCO--CHICAGO...NUMBER ONE IS SOMETHING DISGRACEFUL. NO. NOT THAT. SOMETHING ELSE--SHEEP FARMERS FLEX THEIR MILKY MUSCLE--REFRIGERDATING--C'MON, MA. I CAN DO IT MYSELF!--CARDI B GETS CAUGHT UP ON THE NEWS FROM 2017--REST STOP ON THE MOON--CRASH DUMMY MAY CRASHद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--HEDGEHOG LOVE--NAPPING ON THE JOB--SAYING WHAT YOU'RE THINKING--HOPPED UP ON DOG ANTIDEPRESSANTSद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--WAR ON DRUGS SLOWS TO A CRAWL--G.O.A.T.--ARIANA GRANDE? NOT SO MUCH--SOMETHING I LEARNED ABOUT HOGS--AND SOMETHING COOL--A RACE FOR THE CURE--MOST UNDUDE LIKEद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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DAN'S LIFE 1/29/2019 - LOVE, LUST AND ROBOTICS by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicagoद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/28/2019 - HEROES, VOL. VII by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicagoद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

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NEWS FOR YOU 1/25/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicagoद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--EL INFIERNO--MINDING THE GAP--BOB VANCE, VANCE REFRIGERATION--EMBALMIN FLUID, DUDE--MOTHER S/HOULD I AVOID THE INTERSTATE?द्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--TODAY...WITHOUT THE PANTS--VATICAN NEWS, DAY 2--BABY NEWS, 1 & 2--GROWN-BABY NEWS--YOUR FUTURE COULD INCLUDE DRIVING THE WEINERद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--ARE THOSE STARS COMING OUR WAY? LIKE...REALLY FAST?--PRAYER IN NUMBERS--PROTECTING EARLOBE INNOCENCE IN CHINA--INTERVIEW = JAIL TIME--MONTREAL SNOW FEST UPDATEद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--GOING BACK IN TIME (TO 1983)--LEAVING FOOD AND WATER = JAIL--SPECS SO THAT THEY MAY SEE--AMAZON PRIME IS HOW THEY HOOK YA--ROMEO AND JULIET PT. 2--I.V. BEER PARTY, ANYONE?--THE MAYOR WILL NOT SEEK REELECTIONद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS FOUND WITH SURPRISING REGULARITY--PRINTING OUR WAY TO THE STARS--BUT CUTLASS PUTS IT IN PARK--SHE DID NOT TAKE THE CHILL PILL--BIG TREES GET A BIG BOOST--SHAMOKIN IS DRUNK FOR A REASONद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

Ne possim Loquere falso pronuntiatumद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--THOSE LOOK LIKE COMFORTABLE SHOES--SOWING YOUR INDUSTRIALLY PRODUCED OATS--THE PINKERTONS STRIKE BACK--NAMIBIAN TOTO COVER--NUMISMATICS NEWS--DOLLARS AND CENTSद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--GRIM NEWS FOR THE FUTURE OF OPIATES IN AMERICA--AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO QUIT SMART TVs--FACEBOOK'S APP REFUSES TO DIE--IT'S THE WOOD THAT MAKES IT GOOD--FINE TIMING ON THIS SCRATCH OFF BUY--JAKE THE GOLDEN WILL BE OK--PINOT AND PRINGLES IN THE PARKING LOT: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPSद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--AMERICANS ARE TURNING OFF THE NEWS-- BUT R. KELLY'S RATINGS ARE HUGE--AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY MOLESTER TO GET A PASS--TEBOW CONNECTS FOR A HUGE TOUCHDOWN-THE RENT...TOO DAMNED HIGH FOR THE CATSद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--WANNA WATCH BIRD BOX WITH ME?--ANOTHER CHIP IN THE WALL--TEAR DOWN THIS STATUE, MR PUTIN--THE SENSEI WILL SEE YOU NOW--WHY DON'T THEY SELL NISSAN'S SKYLINE IN THE US OF A?द्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

NEWS FOR YOU 1/10/2019 by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicagoद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--FOOD TRENDS AND INSUFFERABLE DINERS--BIG FISH, BIGGER PRICE TAG--NEW LAWS--I MOVE I SHOULD HATE BUT I LOVE--ANALOG WRITING GOES BACK TO SCHOOL--PRETTY IN PINK--I'M DIVORCED. WHO DIS?--PULLING THE PLUG ON PUPPY MILLS--CHELSEA WINS AGAINद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--BEZOS AND ME AND YOU--SOMEONE A BIT LESS SUCCESSFUL--A KID WHO'S ON HIS WAY TO BEING SOद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--SPECIAL SHOES. FOR GAMING. FOR REAL.--SATURN'S RINGS BEING LOST DOWN THE COSMIC DRAIN--DEER HUNTER--TOUCHDOWN IS ACTUALLY TOUCH UPद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

--THE DISINFORMATION AGE--THE EDGE OF AVERAGE--THE ARTFUL FIRST IMPRESSION--MARS IS QUAKING--ZERO DARK 20द्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago

DAN'S LIFE 12/14/2018 - REALITY CAN'T BE POVERTY-PROOFED by D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicagoद्वारा D. French - 1590 WCGO Chicago