We’ve made it full circle babes. The final sign of the Zodiac is here…Pisces. First things first, the basics. We dive into the final water sign of the zodiac’s symbol, modality, planetary ruler and more. Then, we discuss Pisces celebrities along with the TV and movie characters we think have strong Pisces energy. We share our listener’s experiences…

They’re not like other signs…they’re Aquarians! In today’s episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius’ element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! T…

We’re getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we’ve learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there’s so much more to Capricorns that w…

Giddy up! Today we’re discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next u…

Shhh…we have a secret. Today’s episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about…

Welcome to adorable hour! We’re chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra’s element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through …

The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today’s episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie …

We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo’s modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo ene…

We’re making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Ca…

Today we’re chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you’re one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they’re a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movi…

We’re making our way through the zodiac this season and today’s episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how…

Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we’re getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about…

This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie’s family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo’s chart that align …

This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul’s career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his re…

Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande’s birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week’s epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari’s birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transit…

Taylor Swift has been one of the most requested topics since day one of Astro Sluts and we’ve finally caved. We’re diving into the birth chart of Miss Blondie herself, in this episode we discuss what makes her unlike any Sagittarius we’ve ever seen, why she’s such a girlboss despite her Cancer moon and Scorpio rising and so SO much more. We also lo…

If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘N…

From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, …

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Merc…

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festiv…

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus ent…

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar…

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. …

Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen’s background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and …

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex e…

Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster. This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon…

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster an…

It’s a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week’s Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno’s shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock’ to the ‘escape artist’. We disc…

Hey besties!! This week we’re discussing even more of the asteroids that spice up our love lives, flirting patterns and situationships. We get into some life updates from the sluts then dive into mercury’s retroshade during the roster. WTF is a retroshade? We’ll get into it! For today’s Sex Ed lesson we look at a handful of asteroids from Psyche to…

If you ever forget what being a Sagittarius is all about, return here. We got to chat all things sag stelliums, astrological timing and crushes (obviously) with writer, scammer and certified It Girl, Caroline Calloway. We dove into Caroline’s birth chart, discussed her astrocartography and astrological timing of Scammer’s release, her writing proce…

#AstrologyTikTok has been hyping up this Venus Retrograde for MONTHS so we figured we’d break it all down. Spoiler alert: YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE. We kick off the episode with personal updates and a rundown of the astrological forecast from the sun moving into leo to the full moon in aquarius. Then, we get into the hottest transit of the summer, the V…

We are SO EXCITED to welcome one of our favorite astrologers to ASTRO SLUTS! Alice Bell is on the pod today to discuss her new book ‘Trust Your Timing’. We discuss Alice’s journey as an astrologer from giving readings to friends and family to her current position as the British Vogue’s resident astrologer. We get into the timing and astrological tr…

We’ve got a scandalous episode for you today, besties!! Before we get into it we give some life updates that range from social anxiety to sustainable banking then we get into this week’s astrological roster. We have a new moon in cancer coming our way but the major event this week is the nodal shift to Aries/Libra. Then, we get into it!! We discuss…

This submission comes from a listener who has known their current partner for seven years and always thought they were a libra rising but recently discovered they’re a SCORPIO RISING. WTF! We give them advice on how to take a fresh look at their partner’s birth chart and give themselves a break. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @…

Welcome back to SEASON 6 of Astro Sluts. We’re hot, we’re slutty, AND it's summer, what else could we ask for!?! This season is all about sex, flings, flirting and as always FUN. We kick off the season with some MAJOR life updates, new eras alert, then we get into this week’s ROSTER. The roster is a weekly update of the current astrological ‘player…

Grab your bestie and a bevvy because we have a VERY SPECIAL episode for you! The Good ChildREeEeeeeNNnnn are live from our hotel room to talk bestie life and iconic duos. We kick off the episode discussing Andrew and Joe’s birth charts and how their charts embody both their friendship and podcast. We get into dating while in a codependent friendshi…

Ok…we’ll admit we came in HOT on this one but it’s because we love y’all. This week’s submission comes from a listener who has been on and off, hot and cold, back and forth with their dream girl. Small issue, the dream girl has a girlfriend. We discuss getting led on by libras, setting boundaries with a situationship and being made the priority tha…

We’re switching things up for today’s quickie with our first ASTRO BOOK CLUB! We’re discussing Exalted, one of the most WTF books we’ve ever read. This book follows Emily, the owner of a popular astrology meme account and Dawn, an angry, middle-aged lesbian. Things quickly spiral out of control with this Scorpio and Leo duo and that’s where our dis…

A leo moon listener in a long term relationship is feeling unfulfilled with their partner’s inability to constantly perceive and obsess over them (relatable). We discuss how to express your needs to your partner however “needy” they may seem and how to find some of that fulfillment within. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astros…

We’re always looking for a new way to expand our knowledge of ourselves and maximize our energy. This week we’re joined by @attstrology to discuss all things Human Design! Human Design combines many ancient modalities (like astrology!) to give us a blueprint of our energetic makeup. You may know the types or have that one friend who is obsessed wit…

Dust off your American Girl Dolls, sluts! We’re bringing the dolls out of the basement for a very special episode with our guest host Harry Hill. You probably know digital darling @veryharryhill from his viral memes, Kit Kittredge halloween costume and his podcast Harrytales, but we got to know him a little deeper as we sat down with Harry to discu…

This quickie comes from a listener who is crushing on their coworker. We give our take on the controversial topic of dating your coworkers and decide if the astrology of these coworkers is HOT enough to take the risk. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676…

This week's quickie comes from a listener who feels more connected to their sidereal chart than their tropical chart. They ask us our perspective on the different systems of astrology and which one they should turn to. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-67…

School’s out besties! We made it through a season of math, numbers, angles, degrees and more. We kick off our last episode by chatting about our summer fantasies and wardrobe updates then the bell rings for the morning announcements. We discuss upcoming astrological transits from mercury entering taurus to venus entering gemini. After the morning a…

As we near the end of a season full of math and numbers, we dip our toe into the more mystical side of the equation with numerology. We kick off the episode with some life updates, it is the astrological new year after all, then get into ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other a Capricorn and Aquarius themed question. On the ‘morning announcemen…

For our latest quickie we respond to a text from a listener asking our thoughts on gender’s place in astrology. AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! We dive into traditional astrology’s use of the masculine/feminine, the gender of the planets and share other ways to interpret these energies beyond the gender binary. We also get into individual astrology and discu…

We’re back in geometry class to discuss degree theory! We open the episode with some life updates and a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we ask each other Scorpio and Sagittarius themed questions. There’s lots to discuss during the morning announcements as we head into the astrological new year (hint: LOTS of aries energy ahead). Study hall this we…

Saturn has entered Pisces and for a lot of y’all that means your Saturn return is upon you! We discuss WTF a Saturn return is, what Saturn in Pisces means for the collective and how your Saturn return may affect you based on the house where your natal saturn placement lives. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave u…

We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The s…

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship is as astrologically special as it feels. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and …