Join Jordan, Commish, Brigit and a late arriving Beth, along with a jacked up VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We shout out the Kent State Women's Golf Team, the only MAC Championship team known to humankind, talk TRIANGLES and the Broncos new uniforms, the Texans new uniforms, drinking wine and running the London Marathon, MALL POLE VAULTING, the …

The Sickos come bearing eleven killer sketches that will make you hoot and laugh and go nuts. Join us as we travel through time, meet god, become Michelin reviewers, count cards, and more. If you don't listen to this, go to hell!

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth, along with a sleepy VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We shout out some new champions, talk about Jim Harbaugh getting the most Jim Harbaugh tattoo, the plucky G5 Washington Commanders Top Golf prospect party, updated CFB rules causing us to lose the Rutgers color signaling squad, RIP The Gungslinger Archie…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and a brief appearance with special guest Spencer Hall, along VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk at some point in this podcast with Spencer about the Charitibundi Bowl and Ron Zook, then we talk about the Transfer Portal and Commish has no clue what or when the transfer portal opens or closes, Jordan does…

Join Commish, Pitt Girl, Adam, Brigit, and our Canadian Correspondent Joey along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about Northwestern's practice field hosting real games, the Commish explores to sailing a riverboat from New Orleans to Lake Michigan to sailgate NW games, CHRIS GAINES SORRY I'M MEANT CHIP GAINES SHIPLAP SMACK TALKING, Beg…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Sickos CBB's Andrew and a lite arriving Beth, along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the eclipse, get mad at clouds for being in some of our ways, do actual journalism on the Pierogi Dog viral photo, ripping pants on slides, 11 ejections in a baseball game in Starkville, the Commish loses power, a…

Are you freaks happy? We come from the toilet battered and bloody bearing armfuls of insane and stupid posts that are very funny to think about. Come listen to us caper and howl. Is this not what you love?

The gang was traveling for the eclipse on our usual recording date of Sunday, so we decided to drop an episode of our newest Patreon-exclusive podcast, the Prairie View Chronicles, in our feed. Join Commish and Blu from "Feed Your Mascot" podcast as they cover the history of Prairie View A&M football and the circumstances around their 80 game footb…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth, along with VP of Podcast Production Arthur. We talk about the Sickos Committee April Fools Accord, a discovering a new weird Pitt Panther, tell you again to not to read the comments on any Iowa/LSU WBB posts, NIT FINAL LIVE (NOW TWO DAYS OLD) UPDATES, the Renegade Dog, then we get to YOUR FOOD HOT TAKES, p…

Shevvy from the incredible comedy sensation Crawfish Comic goes guesto mode! We go nuts over how much we like Shevvy's work, and they explain the ethos and philosophy that leads to comics where a whale says "im a whale and even i think this is crasy." Culture today is a diseased mutant thing and Crawfish Comic is a beacon of purity and it kicks ass…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and Sickos CBB correspondent Andrew, along with the producer Arthur. We talk about Jordan’s love for weird Easter Candy, the Men’s Sweet 16 to the Final Four, UConn’s Machine, 30-0 Runs, cold shooting, DJ BURNS, NC STATE, the PEOPLE’S FINAL FOUR IN THE NIT, The WBB Elite 8/Final Four, lopsided WBB 3 point line…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and special guest Liam Anderson from the Well There's Your Problem Podcast & Ten Thousand Losses Podcast along with our producer Arthur. We talk about what instruments the Miami Marlins will allow, hope it's true that Wazzu and Oregon State games will be on the CW, the Pittsburgh Steelers as the vessel for Iri…

The Sickos eulogize the best cartoonist to ever live, Akira Toriyama. Rest in peace king. Your art will live forever, and future generations will understand that it's cool when guys wear genie pants with curly shoes

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, and our Sickos CBB correspondent Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk the end of the Barkley Marathons, Commish venturing into the YouTube comments, Nebraska’s new AD, UTRGV to the Southland, punters with Big Butts, Sumo Wrestling, then March Madness with Duquesne, Jake Gohlke, Yale using the power o…

Join Jordan, Commish, and Pitt Girl, along with our producer Arthur. We talk about cricket champions Texas A&M, other things I forgot about because they weren't on the show notes so it'll be a surprise to you and me, we remind Jordan to introduce us many moons into the show, Jim Harbaugh's garage sale, CBB Coaches Musical preferences, we decline a …

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our Sickos CBB VP Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk about Trev Alberts leaving the AD job at his Alma Mater Nebraska to go to Texas A&M, then the MBB & WBB Selection Committees matching Texas A&M & Nebraska in the first round of the bracket, Jon Gruden Seamen Analyst, Purdue Pete's Hair, we're …

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and guest Doug Reyes-Ceron along with our producer Arthur. We talk about the blessing of the ACC Mascots, we get into a little Sickos CBB and update March Madness with the Conference Tourneys, where we pick our favorite stat from the JMU & Marshall Sun Belt WBB title game, we look at WVU's win expectancy, we co…

We welcome Josh Boerman from the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast. We discuss immersive sims, the value of good criticism, trying to make a living off creative work, and whether or not they still make Spree (the candy from Halloween). You can find The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast at https://www.worstpossible.world/…

Join Jordan, a delayed Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth, Masterspreadsheeter Kevin, Brigit, and Adam, along with our producer Arthur. We give some Iditarod updates as the races nears the finish, highlight some CBB College Tourney updates, discuss the Big XII Tournament concession menu, discuss an Unrepeated Unusual Unparalleled Unique Unprecedented Unequal…

Join Pitt Girl, Commish, Beth and guest Andrew along with our producer Arthur. We talk about Moose Punching in the Idiatrod and Rule 34 (no not that one), Neal Brown's Extension & WVU fan Beth's reaction, milder jalapenos due to Texas A&M, Cal giving an actual bear to Georgia Tech after they lost to them in the 1929 Rose Bowl, the legend of Jon Dow…

The Sickos do a classic two-segment episode. First, we return to our tier list of Every Game Mechanic and rank a bunch of these suckers. Then, we return to our tier list of—wait that can't be right

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and guest Catherine B along with our producer Arthur. We talk about SKY MEAT, Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken and Waffles, then the Commish grills everyone NFL combine style, we discuss the Northwestern Ryan Field sale, a 263 team CFB Playoff scenario from our subreddit, the Dairy Daddies, Part 5 of our 24 Part Seri…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Canadian Correspondent Joey and guest Brigit along with Arthur not on the 1's and 2's but just normal editing equipment. We talk about UMASS to the MAC, going to jail since Wake Forest beat Duke, Happy Leap Day, Commish's fascination with the lady losing an $820,000 injury claim due to winning a Christmas tree throw…

Turns out books are not homework, but instead stuff a weirdo wrote down for fun. We go nuts about Moby Dick, Don Quixote, and the works of Don Barthelme. Whoever said this stuff was dry needs to shut up

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the weird BBQ Flyer from 1921 that Jordan found, mixed drinks and bartending takes, Georgia State's New Head Coach, UCLA's new OC, Bull riding for UNLV Head Coach Barry Odom, SPACE HUMMUS, some mild Coffee takes, Part 4 of our 24 Part Series about the Wors…

Join Jordan, Commish, Grish/Andrew, Master Spreadsheeter Kevin, and our Pop Tart Bowl Ambassador Katie. We talk about the updated CFP Playoff a little, the internet dunking on one Notre Dame fan, Iowa State looking for an OC, a Ferentz retires (stay tuned to find out which one), Gundy & Nutt Coach's Clinic, a US Open Cup-date in their battle with M…

The Sickos moan about guys who have fallen off. Some fear to do this. We have the courage to do what they won't.

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's ad. We welcome special guest Douglas Reyes-Ceron, who is floating in time throughout the podcast. We have another installment of the WICUAWSIWI (WHAT IS COMING UP AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH IT) about the upcoming MLS Season with Doug, then Jordan jinxing the Coaching Carouse…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the death of the Pop Tarts inventor, Lent, Taco Bell's Baja Blast creations, UCLA's new Head Coach, Alabama's new OC, the new UFL rules, the history of the Altoona Curve's mascot which involved a feud with Al Roker among numerous other things, we then have…

Grant Howitt, a game designer who rules, joins the Sickos (plus Gwynn and Allie from Modesty City, Sicko Shock 2, and Shuffle Quest) for a one-shot game of GOBLIN PUNKS, an RPG where you are shitty goblin teens fucking around. Will we be able to disrupt the community car wash and become goth? Listen and see asshole You can get Goblin Punks here: ht…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and Canadian Correspondent Joey along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the Super Bowl ruining our normal recording time by going into overtime and shortening the podcast, PUNTS, some Super Bowl commercial reviews, Super Bowl snacks, we finalize the BILL O BRIEN ALERT, Chip Kelly leaving UCLA to be …

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, and Beth along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about this As Slow as Possible song by John Cage, the Hershey Park mascots, Warren G Harding Mentioned, THE TEAPOT aka BILL O BRIEN ALERT, go way too in depth about the Boston College Head Coaching job and program, the Washington Huskies collecting the sons of l…

Join Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and Geoff from the Feed Your Mascot Podcast along with Arthur on the 1's and 2's. We talk about the reinvigorated coaching carousel, a short track speed skating hack, pigeon spy released?, Jim Harbaugh's RV living, ridiculous betting on Pete Rose Way, creating a BILL O' BRIEN ALERT, then the Committee debates all types…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and our Sickos CBB Andrew aka Grish. We talk about Elmo asking how we were on a Monday morning, the Doritos Luxor Hotel, Lake Las Vegas, ziplines, sprinkle in a little NASCAR, discuss Auburn's choice at Defensive Coordinator, we then delve into the CBB season, play a blind resume test with Sickos CBB teams, plug our …

Everywhere you look someone's trying to sell you da sludge, and they usually succeed! AI? That's da sludge. Layoffs? Sludge. Airplanes where the walls fall off? Sludge. Some of these folks have replaced their hearts and brains with gray goop. Anyway enjoy the podcast

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as the coaching carousel seemingly comes to a close... finally, we think. It was pretty bizarre the carousel took this long, I'm mean how bizarre was it? We talk about Commish's struggles trying to build furniture, instructional Pandas, check to see if Arthur is still alive after staying up over 30 hours to …

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth plus a bonus Arthur segment! We talk about the ACC Schedule release for what they are calling "specialty games" , we fall down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the Chicago Rat Hole, RIP Uga, still no Iowa Offensive Coordinator, Arthur introduces a new off-season podcast segment about other sports and things cal…

We unveil a classic new recurring segment in which the Sickos sort every single game mechanic into a tier list. This will definitely not take a long time and will result in a perfect tier list that will help future game designers make every game be flawless. Also, we discuss how we love our induction cooktops which are a type of cooking Anbernic.…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit the off-season head first. We talk about the Alan Parsons project, someone said the Commish sounded like a stadium PA announcer, the movie TIMECOP discussion (8:00-40:15), we follow the Coaching Carousel to San Jose State, Buffalo and get hyped for the 2024 VAUNTED VANDY OFFENSE with Jerry Kill, Di…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit our stride in the early off-season. We talk about the abolition of time as a concept, the movie TIMECOP, basketball courts in airports, a trademarked idea involving axes and golf (don't you dare steal it), we follow the Coaching Carousel after the Saban Retirement Reverberations, and we begin our 2…

Folks, your Sickos are old and dumb and don't know what's hip now. When we watched the Game Awards it was like we got clockwork oranged. Music is scary to us now. But don't worry: we are actually extremely wise and smart. Turns out when you're in your mid-thirties you have a perfect brain

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Beth as we hit the beginning of the off-season. We discuss the Commish's trip to MONSTER JAM on this past SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, Why is Jordan and men? Mascot Contests, The Iowa Offensive Coordinator Caucus, Is Kirk Ferentz Quiet Quitting? The Coaching Carousel is back, Nick Saban's retirement & items placed at hi…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our special guest @CFBCampusTour Michael Barker. We discuss the year of Campus Touring and Michael's attendance of 90 CFB games in a single year! We ask him hard hitting questions about stadium bathrooms, ghosts, his method of traveling, sleeping in his rental car, how his Obstructed View photos took off on…

We're back from our break. Joe had a baby, did you hear about that? That's part of why there was a break. Anyway, we talk about the baby (he is cute) and then Tom yammers about how his travel plans were ruined because he forgot that there are big parties on December 31st

Join Jordan, a fresh off a 10 hour road trip late arriving Commish, Pitt Girl, Beth and our Canadian Correspondent Joey. We discuss the Pennsylvania Farm show, the Commish arrives to discuss his insane day of driving and meeting up with Jordan at the FCS Championship game, tailgating, being on the field, handing out swag, meeting CFB Campus Tour an…

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Grish, Catherine Briley from the The Athletic and a late arriving Beth. We recap the Bowl Games from 12/29 through the CFP! (Gator, Sun, Liberty, Cotton, Peach, Music City, Orange, Arizona, Reliaquest, Fiesta and Both CFP Semifinals.) We talk about the Dabo Gatorade Dump and Kentucky's collapse, 372 Lb 2pt conversio…

We figured it was time to release a new trailer after doing this for a year and a half.

Join Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl, Grish, Catherine Briley from the The Athletic and our Pop Tart & Cheez It Correspondents Katie and Melanie! We discuss the Bowl games of 12/28 (Fenway, Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe, Alamo Bowl, Pop Tarts Bowl plus the Cheez It Citrus Bowl). We review our live in attendance coverage of these Bowl games and discuss what i…

Jordan, Commish, Pitt Girl and Andrew (Nebraska) are joined by Beth live from the middle of downtown Charlotte after the Duke's Mayo Bowl and Katie fresh from a Pop Tarts Bowl and Cheez It Citrus Bowl tasting event. In addition to that they break down all of the bowl games that happened since the last episode and briefly talk about some of the upco…

Another holiday gift! This is an episode of our Patreon-only podacst, Commish's Corner! In this episode, Commish and Beth deep dive into the play-by-play of the 1939 Texas Tech vs. Centenary game, which holds the NCAA records for total punts in a game - 77. If you want to hear what it sounds like for two people to lose their minds in real time, hav…