As summer vaycay approaches, we’re packing our bags and heading back down south to the Mexican coastal oasis affectionately known as Anarchapulco to visit our favorite greedy little piglets in episodes 3 & 4 of the Anarchists. It’s a familiar scene: more Anarchy conventions run by belligerent libertarians, held at glamorous resorts where the Bitcoi…

an·ar·chy “the organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation, without political institutions or hierarchical government; anarchism.” The dictionary definition of anarchy, while succinct, certainly leaves some room for interpretation. Many believe anarchy to be a violent and chaotic existence in the absence of government, some see it…

Picture this: It’s 2:30 AM on a Tuesday morning in 2001, and you’re a downtrodden, lonely young adult going through a breakup. Your future is shakier than ever, you’re realizing that you’ve never had a meaningful relationship in your life, your finances are a mess, and you can’t seem to motivate yourself to want to be better. It’s the kind of shit …

Watergate. The Satanic Panic. Woodstock '99. The implementation of "Freedom Fries." Florida. For whatever reason, America just cannot keep from embarrassing herself. When hundreds of paranoid hilbillies stormed the Capitol to demand that Mike Pence hang himself and that Donald Trump should be president forever, January 6, 2021 joined the ranks amon…

To be considered The Most Hated Man on the Internet is nothing short of an accomplishment, considering the countless eligible candidates that emerge daily. However, the World Wide Web broke the mold when it produced Hunter Moore, disgraced proprietor and face of the now defunct isanyoneup.com. In this three-part docuseries, we learn just what happe…

Well, well, well. Looks like the Curse of Von Dutch couldn’t keep us down forever and we are BACK, baby! That’s right, after a nearly year-long accidental hiatus, we are hitting the airwaves to humiliate ourselves once again! We might have had an equally boring AND dreadful past 11 months, but for one full hour, the LoLs are back and heartier than …

It's the story that never asked to be told, with all the details that never mattered, over 10 years past its relevance: it's the story, legend, Curse of Von Dutch. Yes, a three-part, THREE HOUR LONG miniseries exploring the trucker hat craze of the early 2000s that cemented Ashton Kutcher as a fashion icon for at least two whole years. However, beh…

In the eleventh hour, when few thought we could and most thought we shouldn't, we have managed to exhibit an act of bravery so daring that it's guaranteed to send shockwaves through communities far and wide: We actually recorded a second episode for November! We aren't the only daredevils in this story, though. In National Geographic's documentary,…

In Monica Lewinsky's premiere documentary, "15 Minutes of Shame," we delve into the very topic that people LOVE to talk about ALL THE TIME and makes everyone SUPER comfortable: Cancel culture! With the help of Max from Catfish: The TV Show, our canceled queen goes to great lengths to explore the many nuances involved in the practice of cancelling c…

Well, it's that time of year again, all you witches, demons, goblins, and ghouls: It's Halloween! We honor this nation's most beloved holiday with a tribute to our most coveted frights of the season. First, we get positively tricked by Halloween Kills and Malignant, but then revel in the treats of TerrifiED, the Village, It Follows, Jeepers Creeper…

Picture this: You're walking through the mall one day when a noticeably Mormon woman approaches you to let you know that she's got a homemade maxi skirt with a jelly-filled donut pattern all over it in the trunk of her car that she thinks would look *perfect* on you. You follow this denture-sucking lady to her car and she shows you the most fucked …

Yeeee-hawwww, y'all! Summer is finally high-tailin' it on out of here and we're happier than two hogs in a hallow. To celebrate, we're roundin' up all of the highlights of our summertime viewing: From M. Night's new summer romp Old to the light-hearted hit Mare of Eastown, a bubbly viewing of 30 Days of Night to the 2002 summer blockbuster One Hour…

Since America's inception, there have been countless tragic events that have shaped the nation into what we know it as today: genocide, The Great Depression, the assassination of JFK, 9/11, the list goes on. We go to painstaking lengths to teach our children of our history's mistakes so that we won't be doomed to repeat them. However, there is one …

It's the very movie that inspired this great (ahem) podcast, a movie that has been discussed at excruciating length throughout the bulk of our 15-year friendship, but ultimately a movie that we said we would never cover...until now. After almost two years of weighing in on topics we had no business commenting on and publicly humiliating ourselves i…

It's the movie we all asked for but that none of us deserved; the downright offensive, albeit lovable sequel to the coveted, yet problematic series that shaped a nation of insecure, but empowered women: Sex and the City. Join us as we catch up with our beloved frenemies Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte as they navigate their twilight years …

After a long, difficult, and gut-wrenching journey, the story of John Wayne and Lorena Bobbitt finally comes to an end. Following extensive court proceedings and a media firestorm, Lorena is acquitted of malicious wounding and avoids jail time. After 45 days in a mental hospital and the dust settles, our Lord and Savior Lorena is finally free to mo…

It was truly a juicy time to be alive: it was the early '90s and the tabloids were flooded with coverage from the Menendez brothers trial, the Tanya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan scandal, Mary Kay Letourneau's repeated offenses, O.J. Simpson, and the ongoing saga of John Wayne Bobbitt's severed penis at the hands of his wife, Lorena. The gut-wrenching det…

After the dust had settled from the event of Lorena Bobbitt severing her husband's useless dick off came the court proceedings and subsequent media storm. While Lorena was pleading her case as a tragically abused and desperate woman driven to take extreme measures of protection, John Wayne was living, laughing, loving in the welcoming arms of Howar…

Her name has been on the tip of our lips for nearly 3 decades and yet there have been more wild misconceptions of her story than understood truths. She's Lorena Bobbitt, and in the late night of June 23, 1993, she took a knife to her husband, John Wayne's limp, drunk dick and cut it clean off. The events to follow would include a frantic manhunt fo…

At long last, Murder March Madness (March Murder Madness...? I don't know, who cares?) has come to a close as we submit our final entry to this month's theme with the glossy, high-budge' ABC special, Truth & Lies: The Menendez Brothers. Once again, we are blindsided with misunderstandings of the OG "Trial of the Century" but have since learned our …

It's the very case that single-handedly killed Nancy Grace and put her in the ground just so that she could roll in her grave when the verdict came down. That's right, people, we're talking about the one and only American Murder Mystery: Casey Anthony. It's a notorious story plagued with Orlando trash, first names as last names, a missing toddler, …

"PASSION, LUST, BETRAYAL. THE MOST SEXUALLY CHARGED CASE IN HISTORY." These are just some of the subtle descriptors used by Discovery ID to detail the complicated case of Jodi Arias: An American Murder Mystery. Join us as we travel into personally uncharted territory, exploring for the first time the story of star-crossed lovers, Jodi Arias and Tra…

In a highly unadvised and unsolicited move, for the month of March, we are regrettably diving head first into the true crime podcast cess-pool. That's right, y'all, for one full month, we will be living, laughing, loving nothing but ancient true crime cases that have been dissected and discussed to within an inch of their lives (get it?) and to kic…

The saga continues as we attempt to swim through the chummy waters of the case brought against Michelle Carter with regards to the role she played in the death of her boyfriend, Conrad Roy. In Part I, the prosecution painted a dark picture, describing Michelle as a femme fatale, hell-bent on texting her fake boyfriend to death so that her softball …

The actions of teenagers are complicated; they are always embarrassing, often times confusing, and sometimes even tragic. In I Love You, Now Die Part 1, we hear the case against 17-year-old Michelle Carter after being accused of "texting her boyfriend to death" (legally speaking) when hundreds of texts surfaced after the suicide of her 18-year-old …

It’s a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme, and this weekend we have a real Beauty & the Beast situation on our hands. In Crazy Love, stunning beauty and all-around enchanting Linda Riss is relentlessly and pathetically pursued by Burt Pugach (pronounced “pew-gash”…ugh) who is, by all accounts, the ugliest, shadiest, most deceitful man in t…

In our inaugural Patreon episode, we’re opening the vault to discuss one of the most coveted and influential bodies of work to ever come out of the golden age of reality television: season 1 of Flavor of Love! We are instantly transported to a simpler time when mansions made out of play-dough seemed impressive, and all a young lady had to do to ach…

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It was a story that captivated the nation: In 1995, a beautiful teacher would engage in a torrid love affair with her underage student, and though it had been told before through the discerning musical stylings of Van Halen, no one was quite ready to navigate the complicated nuances of the relationship between Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Falaau. T…

From childhood, one of the greatest wonders of the world was the magic of Santa Claus, and his ability to be everywhere and anywhere at any time. In adulthood, one of the many burdens of truth lies within the knowledge that Santa Claus is really just a bunch of geriatrics getting paid to LARP as a fictional entity. In I Am Santa Claus, the velvetee…

Imagine: You're an aging big-wig billionaire, respected by many but feared by all. Everyone you meet wants what you've got, and that's MONEY. So they attempt to peddle their wares and sell you on the next "big idea" in hopes that you'll be inspired enough to cut a big, fat check to make all their dreams come true. You've heard it all and it all sti…

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Identical triplets with pretty big hands reunited after 19 years! In Three Identical Strangers, we are treated to and tortured by the incredible true story of three adult men finding the brothers they never knew they had through a series of events that definitely involved community college. And if some were suspicio…

With the holidays swiftly approaching, have you thought about where you're going to buy gifts for your loved ones? You've probably got some things in an online shopping cart, plans to hit the local shops, or maybe you're making presents this year like a POOR PERSON (guilty as charged). Regardless, something tells us that few of you are clamoring to…

Gobble gobble, BITCHES. It's holiday season, so we're here to get fucking Wasted, and that's just the inconvenient truth™. Thanksgiving is over but the hangover persists as we shove the excessive leftovers into the 'fridge where they'll stay until they go bad and eventually into the trash without a second thought. In a desperate attempt to teach us…

She's beauty and she's grace. She's queen of 50 states. She is elegance and she's taste, she is Miss United States...and her name is Paris (Hilton). In the first (?) and only (?) of it's kind, the brand new YouTube documentary called This is Paris checks in with the unofficial American princess of the early aughts after a quiet retreat from the rel…

It all started out innocently enough: A cartoon of a stoned humanoid frog named Pepe peeing into a toilet began circulating the internet amongst artists and weight lifters alike, as they echoed to his simple and relatable statement that [it] "Feels Good, Man." But when nice-guy Matt Furie uploaded his innocuous comic strip to Myspace in 2008, littl…

Every October, the scares and screams of Halloween are difficult to escape. Ghouls, ghosts, witches, and demons haunt the streets, giving us a fright at every corner! However, the rough and tumble citizens of Cedar Hill, Texas ain't scared of no stinkin' skeletons and Frankensteins; they laugh in the face of vampires and werewolves, yessiree. Now, …

It's a digital folklore tale as old as time: Not so long ago, in a simpler time, a pandemic would break out from the swampy streets of Florida unlike any we've seen before or since. Suddenly, creepy clowns were plaguing the streets and the internet alike, terrorizing stupid kids and obnoxious teenagers all throughout the nation (but mostly Texas). …

During this entire lifetime you've spent on Earth, do you ever find yourself searching for more? Are there untapped desires within yourself that you have yet to explore? Were your grades TOO good in school? Have you ever been famously addicted to huffing computer duster? Is your wife an addiction specialist? Have you ever just NOT wanted to play fo…

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! And when it comes to exorcising a demon from your body and/or sitting through the entirety of The Devil & Father Amorth, truly only the power of Christ can compel you to do so. 43 years after its release date, The Exorcist director William Friedkin crawled out of the retirement commu…

Many-if not most- people dedicate their lives to securing a spot in Heaven, and more importantly, avoiding an eternal sentence in Hell. Now, what these God-fearing folks don't know is that there is a place on Earth much more evil than any depiction of Hell, where all the demons and douchebag filmmakers go to wreak havoc, and that place is Gary, Ind…

Yeeee-haw, girls! It’s that time of year again in Sweetwater, TX. where the birds are chirpin’, the season is changin’, and the rattlers are rattlin’, just waitin’ to be rounded up, beheaded, and ceremoniously skinned alive! That’s right, y’all, it’s the annual Rattlesnake Roundup and along with the ritualistic genocide of any and all nearby rattle…

Well, sheeeit. We're headin' on down south to run a-goddamn-mok with the most rootin', tootin', Mad Dog-shootin' specimen known to man: the Florida Man. Joined by a bona fide Florida Man himself, Rhett Anderson is back to shed some light on the land from which they hail, and we quickly learn that the mean streets of Pensacola to Daytona ain't for e…

Kowabunga, dude! Welcome to Action Park, where the water is dangerously cold, ALL employees are underage, the rides WILL kill you, and the beer flows like blood down a poorly constructed alpine slide! Built by teenagers and funded by a disgraced Wall Street scammer, Action Park was the premier location for horny teens to drunkenly pressure each oth…

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In our most profound act of dignified journalism to date, we sit down with the star and directors of one of the most popular documentaries we've covered to date: SOAP or DIE. First, tune in to hear the one and only Ryan Jaunzemis wax poetic about wearing a mask at Buffalo Wild Wings, new projects he has in the works (and yes, they do involve rhythm…

THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! YOU MUST REPENT! THE END IS NEAR! Or, like, it was. Once upon a time--almost a whole decade ago--there was a smallish group of people who believed that on May 21, 2011, the Earth and all the graves on it would open up for God to rescue all of the worthy souls to take to Heaven and leave all the sinners to endure 5 …

At long last, the final episode of our first annual limited series Apologust is here. On the last stop of the Apology Tour 2020, we make a wonderfully sloppy attempt at total forgiveness by bringing up all the things we just hoped you'd forget about, and even drag in our one and only guest to beg for mercy. Tune in one last time, and please accept …

1969 was an iconic year in American history. From it spawned the Summer of Love, Woodstock, the Charles Manson murders, and of course one of the most radical activist groups the country has ever known: The Weather Underground. Made up of a bunch of bona fide genius hotties, this group of revolutionary movers and shakers were taking it to the street…

Whether you have been an avid listener, or have only tuned in for 45 seconds, it's glaringly obvious that we're fully drunk at all times of recording...and for that, we're fucking sorry, okay? We're also sorry for often times neglecting to abide by the themed-cocktail rule we've put upon ourselves, and for also coming up with DISGUSTING cocktails t…