On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you […] The post Shit Lump Inter…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- Distorted View Daily – Tuesday, December 23, 2025 Sideshow Exclusive | Christmas Eve Eve Chaos Edition It’s the final new episode of Distorted View Daily before Christmas, and Tim Henson sends Sideshow members into the holidays the only way he knows how: with green ooze, stuck dildos, deranged pastors, and AI […] The post Grandp…

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant […] The post Pokémon Go Gym Meltd…

On Today’s Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out […] The post I’ll …

🎙️ On Today’s Show- Distorted View Daily – Sideshow ExclusiveThursday, December 18, 2025Hosted by Tim Henson On today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson unloads on internet harassment, political trolling, road-rage diarrhea justice, and a truly brutal parade of failed comedy. The episode kicks off with commentary on vi…

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only).Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- It’s another Sideshow-exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, and things immediately spiral into listener feuds, public sex crimes, acid-related genital trauma, and the triumphant return of one of DV’s most confidently delusional legends. The episode kicks off with the beginning of what may become a full-blown listener sponso…

On Today’s Show: DDistorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com. Today’s Highlights (aka: why your […] The…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- DV Daily: 12/11/25 SIDESHOW NOTE: There was a technical glitch that caused this episode to NOT appear in some podcast apps. All this plus Tim’s ongoing war with fake disorders, old-school keyboard nostalgia, and the eternal question: is eating hog carcasses on a sidewalk really worth 3,000 Instagram followers? LINKS: Today’s […]…

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. […] The post Pasto…

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 📞 Voicemail & Text LineCall or text 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) – or text 4HAIRYCUNT – to […] The post El…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: On today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode, Tim dives headfirst into hygiene hell, alien organ-harvesting conspiracies, whisper-sung cover songs, and a racist Cinnabon meltdown that somehow turned into a six-figure payday. The show kicks off in the darkest corner of Reddit’s Hygiene subreddit, where a 21-year-old man…

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front […] The post You Know You’re in…

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […]…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:15:14 New Songs On Spotify / New Merchandise! 07:46:17 Vaginal Lipstick Is A Thing 12:05:13 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee Takes On AC/DC 16:04:16 Meade Deletes Stream After Nazi Salute(s) 18:26:07 When You Are Enjoying A Threesome WIth Your Bro TOO Much 25:11:10 Elon […] The post T…

On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […] The post The Girl With t…

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00 Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14 Introduction 03:02:06 Kitchen Reno Woe…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- On Today’s Show: Plus: sponsor-an-episode plugs, Patreon and lifetime upgrade shilling, and Tim once again reminding you that supporting DV is way less humiliating than peeing yourself in a French job interview. The post True Crime: Baby-Talking Murderer Exposed in Court Audio – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00 The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13 Introduction 01:57:00 Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22 MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08 Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05 How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09 Allergic To V…

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the s…

🎙️ On Today’s Show- Tim wraps up Black Friday with plumbing disasters, cursed crotches, deranged TikTokers, a racist Campbell’s exec, and an AI that really wants beef jerky. Cold Open / Believer-Size Workout Thanksgiving at Home & The Money Pit Kitchen DV Store / Help Fund Tim’s Kitchen TikTok Trash Fire: Rachel Gerster Update Burning […] The post …

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […] …

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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes…