Optimus goes full Apetimus when Scorponok hits him with a virus that ramps his aggression up to 11. Will the other Maximals be able to bring him back to his senses, or will he stay bananas for fighting forever? Also, Phil and Andy mildly delve into some or the societal problems that come from pitting members of the proletariat against each other. R…

It's Transformers meets Die Hard as Rattrap deals with the Maximals' malfunctioning new defense system, and Apetimus deals with some seriously hurt feelings. Phil and Andy discuss the very real '90's phenomenon of broken machines opening, closing, and turning evil. Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/…

Confronted with the difficult question of whether or not Rattrap is a mole for the Predacons, the Maximals conclude that it's nothing a quick banishment to the lava fields won't solve. Phil levels an accusation against Andy. Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)…

I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, guys. We finally finish Beast Wars Second once and for all! Episode Rating: "NO ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access our exclusive podcasts The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.…

The Maximals and Predacons race to reach a stasis pod, and Andy and Phil debate what a protoform and slag are, exactly. And that's why you always carry rope. Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)

Blah blah blah, Beast Wars Second once and for all! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/otkiUjc4Jf0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/t…

Terrorsaur gets addicted to crystal meth -- I mean, unstable energon -- and takes over the Predacons, but Phil and Andy are stuck relitigating whether or not he looks like Scott Weiland. Meanwhile, Apetimus Prime and Optimus Primal finally agree on a course of action. Check out the boys’ 2014 PSA describing how all robots entering Philadelphia shou…

The Maximals go apeshit trying to figure out who should take command when a mysterious object abducts Optimus. Meanwhile, Apetimus engages in contract negotiations with Andy and Phil over banana taxation, and teaches them a valuable lesson about cooking. Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)…

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…

As the old Maximal saying goes, "When all you have is a teleporter and a bomb, everything looks like a place you need to teleport a bomb to." Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/)द्वारा Andy Hunter & Phil Thomas

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …

Comedians Andy Hunter and Phil Thomas take a look at the two-part pilot of Beast Wars Transformers. Does it hold up as well now as it did when they were in high school? Featuring everyone's favorite robot ape whipping the guys into sh-APE. Reach out to us at BeastWarsTalk@gmail.com Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www…

Phil and Andy get caught in "The Web" and make too many jokes about sucking bodily fluids. Or maybe it's just the right number of jokes about sucking bodily fluids! Reach out to us at BeastWarsTalk@gmail.com Episode music is "Percussion Upbeat" by Denys Kyshchuk (https://www.audiocoffee.net/).द्वारा Andy Hunter & Phil Thomas

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…

We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchas…

We round out 2023 by providing live commentary for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/bMY2XiU9K9E Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt:…

Siege and Kal kickoff the holidays by playing a game of the 2022 Beast Wars edition of Monopoly! We're recording in the same studio for the first time in a while, so this was a particularly fun episode. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NHG4O48NT5c Show Links: h…

The Decepticons pull the wool over the Insectrons, and Queer Mantis uses his AOL laptop. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/eWfU7b0dgHQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

Lio Convoy and Apache go tomb raiding together and discover the fabulous Queer Mantis hidden within the cavernous catacombs. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/fTvXb6VfeLU Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor …

G2 Megatron digs a hole, and the newly-awakened Galvatron enters the dragon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GTp54uvoYBw Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

Tasmania Kid stumbles across a secret Decepticon base and gets captured, leaving Optimus Lion and the Maximals forced to go saved his stupid Tasmanian ass. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZvMspzj-OFw …

G2 Megatron and his flying orchestra attempt to hunt down Lio Convoy, resulting in Bighorn's Rockin' Rager in the Desert. Episode Rating: (low) "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/5FNJlwuH24I Show Links: https://linktr.ee…

Kal and (a very hungover) Siege review the second episode of Beast Wars Second, where Lio Convoy pretends to be a regular lion for way too long, and G2 Megatron seizes control of the bad guys after Galvatron passes out. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content eve…

We jump into an Autobot shuttle and fly to Japan (not really) to review the first episode of the Japanese-produced Beast Wars II (Second, not "two"): Super Lifeform Transformers, where we land on a planet filled with TOO MUCH!™ of the dreaded Angle Slam, monster truck rallies featuring BONECRUSHER, and Galvatrron & The Destrons playing their new hi…

Siege, Kal, and returning guest host Candice sit down and chat with the voice of Optimus Primal himself, Garry Chalk. Big thanks to Garry and Candice for taking the time to do the show with us. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GE1YhXk3eOo Show Links: https://li…

Celebrating TOO MUCH ENERGON!'s third birthday, we give a recap and review of the 2023 film Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Full spoilers ahead! Movie Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/puuwmUdyPms Show Links: https://li…

"Captain, if we divert all auxiliary power to the front deflector dish, I may be able to modify it to send out a concentrated chronometric beam. It may be powerful enough to return and contain The Vok in their own original place in spacetime." Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at ht…

"Energy Monsters vs. The Ultimates and Predators." Comic Rating: "No Energon" (Siege), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/rqmss610HDI Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k So…

We review the first and only annual for IDW's 2021 Beast Wars comic, featuring three ten page stories of varying quality. What happened to annuals being double-sized issues? Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" ("Skold's No Good, Very Bad Day;" unanimous), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" ("Rhinox's Amaze-ing Adventure;" unanimous), and "Sufficient Energon" ("The…

Captain Ron and Megatron awaken in a cave and meet the "Children of the Vok," which are basically fake versions of characters we know and love. Mega-Ron then meets the Vok triad themselves, and pretty much challenges them to a three-on-two tag team match at the upcoming Double or Nothing pay-per-view. Comic Rating: "No Energon." Subscribe to our Pa…

A supercut of some of the best moments from the first 100 episodes of TOO MUCH ENERGON! The Beast Wars Podcast. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socials: https://twitter.com/LazorComb…

Captain Ron snorts a little TOO MUCH™ "Red Energon" and the Maximal family fails an attempt at an intervention. Also we have "Jeff Goldblum" and an Australian polar bear in the mix. Comic Rating: "Red Energon." Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/3k19Ve…

Cheetor has a vision quest where an evil motherVok-er named Pakak Attack Snack Pak challenges him to a lightcycle race on The Grid. Sadly there is no Jeff Bridges to be found. Comic Rating: "No Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NF…

The Beastformers fight. Nyx blows up a Transwarp Drive to underwhelming effect. Rhinox lets Skold beat the shit out of him... for the sake of her own mental health? I guess? Finally Garry Primal gets himself and the other Maximals out of a jam in the stupidest fucking way possible. This issue sucks, people. Comic Rating: "No Energon" Subscribe to o…

The Maximals attack the Predacons head on and some motherfuckers die. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/UTogp3xtkL0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Disco…

Coach Scorponok. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/strLWinmMOQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socials: https://twitter.com/LazorComb htt…

Skold gets treated like shit by the Predacons so she fucks off and encounters a Maximal stasis pod and makes a new best friend. Issue Rating: (low) "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/Y-upYPBHM-U Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorc…

With the destruction of planet Tek, the sole survivor, princess Tekla accompanied by Voxx travels to another system to warn all planets about the Beast Invaders. She crash lands on planet Ice where a quarrel between the Royal legion of King Cryos confronts a Rock expeditionary mining squad, including Graveheart. A Beast cohort launches a full-scale…

Blackarachnia continues to cause shenanigans on The Axalon. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/oAfAQn1XoVk Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https…

A Stasis Pod lands and out comes everyone's favourite spider-babe Blackarachnia. Issue Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/de4T_n3f0w4 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

Siege shows off his new Lio Convoy figure, and we talk about issue #6 of IDW's 2021 Beast Wars comic Book. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZGXcqRpApkY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k…

We've travelled back 4,000,000 years to 2021 where we revisit IDW's Beast Wars (2021) #01-05 in a newly edited and remastered form. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access hundreds of hours of exclusive audio as well as our new weekly show The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show. Video …

We review the original pack-in comic book for the Optimus Primal vs. Megatron! two pack toy set from 1996. We also cover the UK-exclusive one page promotional comic of the 1997 Beast Wars video game. Siege also talks about the recent passing of his favourite Maximal, Briggs. Till All Are One. Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access …

We review the shocking good prequel comic book detailing the theft of The Golden Disk. Comic Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show, LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/la…

We finally finish this shitty comic book series. Comic Rating: "No Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/a5Tx5S-7FVE Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazo…