Kris had a very bizarre mystery to solve and dragged no less than 4 friends into it.

We have a big fight and a summer plan. And old flames are apparently hard to put out : /

Buying a trailer is a trash process. I said what I said.

The seeds of a business, a fight over boyfriends and some useless facts :) Also the ice-pacalypse is among Tennesseans or so we're told.

We introduce you to our pets and some of our friend's pets and tell you their funny stories!

Kris finds a report card and we read other random notes

CJ & Kris give their own unique perspective to the election!

CJ demands Kris ditch the disgusting guy she had a non-relationship with.

CJ hasn't learned her lesson and is still buying terrible shit off IG & FB

We resolve to not predict anything for this new year out of sheer terror of what may come from it and we read a few notes. Kris is also a lightweight and can't handle one very strong margarita.

We are reporting back from our RandoNauting adventure weekend!

CJ don't need your glow ups. Hello. This is her : O /|\ / \

CJ explains what RandoNauting is and why we are excited for the weekend.

We discuss rated M PC games, Skull Bone Music Park, our plans for a cross country road trip to do market research on our business model, and the difference between the food Menudo and the boy band Menudo.

CJ had a very dramatic 2nd fiance in high school and Kris's dad gets snitched on for terrible driving.

CJ buys things off FB & Insta bc it's quarantine, and what else is she suppose to do, and Kris says HELLS YES to any free sample offer she comes across, resulting in 32 perfume samples.

New Segment Alert!! NIPS = Notes Indicating Petty Stupidity. These are notes from middle-high school!

We got together LIVE in person and finished out the TIDDY series! A good round number, as a titty ought to be good and round ;) We got mentions of parental angst, Rock Star yearning and of course Zach. (Cue CJ barfing)

We assigned each other albums to review!

Kris has a magical Xmas Eve and CJ's mind is blown by what her G.P. actually knows.

Apparently, appendixes don't burst out of your body completely - CJ

CJ is disgusted by Kris's family crushes

We hang out with Andrew of Slackers Podcast and shoot the shit a bit! Listen to find out why he was expelled from school in the coolest way possible.

Kris talks to a radio DJ who is either super supportive of her dreams or is grooming her as his next victim.

We go over some stupid way in which we have caused bodily harm to ourselves. Enjoy our pain!

Kris does some deep soul searching outside and how many of these "cool phrases" do you remember?

Pepper is a bonafide Spicy Betch!

Wooo!! The Cha Cha slide brings us all back!

Here is a clip of Kris who turns into Hypeman 10000 at the bar! Do with this audio what you will, but i suggest a ringtone lmao

2020 ain't killin' our vibe! We discuss a camping trip turned plain weird and the best weekend with the best spicy betches around.

Live from a chick fil a parking lot somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️

We recap our summer vacations!

Drama, more drama & a summer plan involving makeovers and murder.

How far are YOU willing to go in the name of beauty?

The Porkchop Incident.

we remember some of our most bizarre dreams

Your usual angst. Dad doesn't know everything, and how DARE Heather come back here?!

When it comes to Chatroulette, you only get two completely opposite ends of the spectrum... You get unsolicited anatomy or you get Yancey.

Really random all over the place TIDDY!

We have a special guest on to discuss shit you can only experience south of the Mason-Dixon. Yee Haw!

We start a new book that brings us back to the first day of 8th grade. Kris has a creepy crush!

We sat in a car together in the Walmart parking lot and put together this masterpiece. You're welcome.

Some "creative" writing from Kris' journal and a strongly worded Karen letter to a broadcasting company.

Our final foray into sexy stories ft. some special listener submissions!!

Kris jumps from 0-160 in less time than it takes a 15-year-old boy to achieve his first orgasm!!

More sexy stories with special gues, Antionette from Michigan!!

The saga of Matt comes to a surprisingly non-dramatic end. How can this be?

We drink quaranintinis, while wearing our bikinis and discussing The Tiger King on Netflix with special guest, Meghan!

16 year old Kris is starting to learn the ways of men. Or at least 17 year old boys who would rather ride Go-Karts with whoever the fuck Chuck is....

We have a special guest return to tell her sexy stories!!