Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel of Perfect Politics Pod come to town (tom's house)! Raw and uncut version on YouTube. Harpal in a lab coat, Wad of ones, Autistic liability, the movies good but the ride is better. Ya best start believin' in ghost stories, cuz cgi peaked in 2004. The redistribution of loot. 2025 Honda Prelude. I’m more of a weatherman ac…

Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea… a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. Some people don’t blink enough. The 5 is a parking lot right now. Doggie poop paper. Scared of Spencer’s. T…

One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Raiders defensive tackle. Why am I dumb? Oh yeah, 5 concussions. Road dog ventriloquist comedian professor. F…

Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from …

Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. There's a pilot prick. Tom hits bmw, Dan smashes a porche and a dog scrunches a squirrel. Tom and Dylan's Mi…

Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. More of a fat bast*rd these days. Connor McGregor’s training tips. Get me some water, waterboy. Kinda like Ha…

Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than president trump. Clarks an honorary Avenues gang member. Kids are beholden to no laws, Tom’s frazzled today. Girls…

From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Wi…

Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want… a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks f…

What's up pals, this one has some dang sizzle to it. Ignore the first 15 seconds of audio quality while I get the mics going. AJ O'Connell tried to help us name the podcast before we settled on Milk Time. A Schlemiel is the idiot who spills, a Schlimazel is the dingus that gets spilled upon. Every podcast has someone who edits the pod (Milan Patel,…

Dylan smashes at Sellout (Full set available on YouTube), Biden is an old horse that needs to be put down, you can clean a belly easier than you can clean a sheet(s).. There’s some yuckie talk about Jackbook Pros and Self Pleasure in this one, please love yourself and be kind. It's Lottie Day but never Tom Day, The boys had poopoo problems when you…

Lottie has a hemorrhoid, Dylan is shredded, Tom doesn’t care about jazz, the guys decide to be actors (and do nothing about it), beef bourguignon is the towns watering hole, Dylan’s has his own Bazinga, There’s a pod raffle!! Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become…

We're in Jamaica Mon! Ok, that was corny but we are living it up on the beautiful island of Jamaica. Come live vicariously through us! This is a short list of some of the places we came to love while we were visiting Negril. Patsy's Coffee Shop - West End RoadSwordfish Restaurant - West End RoadBlanco's - West End RoadJuicee Patty - City Center Neg…

The hiatus is over! Asiyah is back to fill you all in on why she's been MIA! Life on life's terms is not always easy and the crown gets heavy at times. I pulled myself out of the darkness and am here to share how I found my shine again.Our Featured Sponsor for this episode is Warby Parker! WarbyParker.com provides vintage-inspired prescription eyeg…